🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gator_Aids]

With the way that Ralph does his Twitter rants, why doesn't he just do cameo? All washed up losers do it.

Imagine if for a couple of bucks, you could get a rage pig to call you mom a whore and wish her happy birthday.

He would make more money than streaming.

Ralph properly commoditizing his Rage Piggery would actually be quite successful for him. For $25 or $50 I absolutely believe there’s a market of people who would love to hire him to cut promos threatening and shitting all over friends and family for fun.

 

[porkWellington]

That 3 hour drunk call with Jesse was actually Ralph's first Cameo. He was paid generously.

 

[Rage Pig]

I can't get over the fact that he tried to use the Mexican police to stop Pantsu from leaving him. Peak BPD Piggertits.
"Hola dear senior, ma horse is galoppa galoppa away, ARREEEST HER at the airport!"

 

[Pigtoad]

Cldo

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Sober as a judge! (If you wanna know the troof abou' it!)

 

[Muppetstudios]

Cldo
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Ralph isn't drunk xeeting Cleo he's clearly xeeting about a Cat Like Domestic Organism. We're all just too small brained to understand the Ralphamale.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I can't get over the fact that he tried to use the Mexican police to stop Pantsu from leaving him. Peak BPD Piggertits.

I can. He’s a fat abusive rage pig who choked her for not cleaning up his spilled piss bottles while his daughter was crying in the background. A shame we can’t get audio of that police call. Ralph drunkenly slurring out “My whore wife is absconding with my daughter” over and over again. Probably even mentioned how he paid a man to sodomize her while he watched too.

 

[alan thicke]

The one strange trick that allowed Cldo to live 30 years? Food mountain, if you want to know the truth.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Sober as a judge! (If you wanna know the troof abou' it!)

Unfortunately, the judge in question is Judge Pussy Liquor from when Nick Rekieta was arrested.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Cldo is a big fan of the Keelstream, if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[DogZero]

With the way that Ralph does his Twitter rants, why doesn't he just do cameo? All washed up losers do it.

Imagine if for a couple of bucks, you could get a rage pig to call you mom a whore and wish her happy birthday.

He would make more money than streaming.

this is such a great idea, imagine if you could send him a name, and some basic attributes and details about a person and have him cut a promo. I would be tempted to get one for all my friends it would be so kino.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I can't get over the fact that he tried to use the Mexican police to stop Pantsu from leaving him. Peak BPD Piggertits.
"Hola dear senior, ma horse is galoppa galoppa away, ARREEEST HER at the airport!"

I don’t believe it. Why would Mexican police care an American mother was returning to America with her American child? No.

But I would believe Pantsu was stupid and drama needy enough to tell Ralph she was leaving why still in Merida. I guess Ralph failed to say the magic words or promises that would have stopped her from flying off, instead he rage pigged and threatened to call the cops to stop his baby mama from dumping him.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph shows supporters he still hasn't killed himself by murdering Cldo tweet. Also retweeted anti trump rhetoric despite grifting off the movement the entirety of last year:

Ralph still too much of a coward to announce another show. #Justice4Cldo!

 

[JAKL II]

Ralph shows supporters he still hasn't killed himself by murdering Cldo tweet. Also retweeted anti trump rhetoric despite grifting off the movement the entirety of last year:
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Ralph is lusting after another non-White? Who could have predicted that?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph is now replying to Xeets about Mantsu

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[Gator_Aids]

Ralph is now replying to Xeets about Mantsu
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He’s truly beset upon on all fronts this week. Jesse has released truly devastating conversations with him, Mersh has turned on him and kicked him from his show and now he’s being wide spread blasted for being a groyper general and rapist with deep connections to pedophiles and white supremacists.

Never has Ralph been so masterly wound up step by step within one week before. I know I continue to come back to Thursday but it’s as if reality itself is building a perfect storm for our rage pig and Phil.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph is now replying to Xeets about Mantsu

Ralph responds! It's war! Ralph says he's going to keep going after him until he's run off the internet... or until he completes a 2 mile spite walk. Whatever comes first.

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[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph responds! It's war! Ralph says he's going to keep going after him until he's run off the internet... or until he completes a 2 mile spite walk. Whatever comes first.
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Careful @Karlstack you got a wild ragepig who’s going to holler at you before blinking out on Xanax and booze and then attack his own cohost

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph responds! It's war! Ralph says he's going to keep going after him until he's run off the internet... or until he completes a 2 mile spite walk. Whatever comes first.
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What’s up with the video testimonials lately? There’s been a string of them and they all look to be the same. Has Ralph lost his creativity? Maybe Amanda really was the muse for him. Sad

 

[MadStan]

I’d like to see Ralph do marriage counciling on stream with a Mexican couple, a bottle of tequila and bag of xannies

I’d pay to see that. Oh, and they don’t speak English only for Ralph to figure that out an hour into it