Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Anasa Tristis]

Came across this post on r/phallo:

You just made me imagine pooners trying to get appointments with urologists for their Pooner Peyronie's.

If it hasn't happened already, ya just know it will.

I looked up "sepratech" and checked out the site. It's as gay as the day is long. LMAO. And talk about the new "All your base are belong to us." in their FAQs replies:

A: We reinvented the mens underwear, which will gives you the unprecedented pleasure wearing experience.

A: We understand your banana and apple's eager for freely and independent placement, so we reinvented a new style of underwear that will benefit every male.

A: The common problem that most of underwear having is not enough pouch space for banana and apple to be placed separately, which can result in pruritus in humid environment.

A: The delicately Dual Pouch design keeps your banana and apple place separately in order to provide you a more comfortable wearing experience.

A: There is a hole in the front pouch, direct your banana to the hole and let it resting there naturally to achieve Separatec.

It's no wonder "sepratechs" are agreeable to pooners. They're totally gay, and really retarded.

 

[Bloo]

The hair makes me feel so sick.

Spoiler: Yuck

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The hair makes me feel so sick.

Spoiler: Yuck

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The hair is what keeping it attached

 

[Fapcop]

You just made me imagine pooners trying to get appointments with urologists for their Pooner Peyronie's.

If it hasn't happened already, ya just know it will.

I looked up "sepratech" and checked out the site. It's as gay as the day is long. LMAO. And talk about the new "All your base are belong to us." in their FAQs replies:





It's no wonder "sepratechs" are agreeable to pooners. They're totally gay, and really retarded.

“Banana and Apple”?!? There’s no way that brand isn’t staffed by pooners. No fucking way.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A monstrous medley for those who want to enjoy all of the procedures offered to allegedly help humans swap sexes like clownfish.

A patchwork psuedopenis is enduring a tear in its stitches - and boy, that abyss sure is determined to gaze back, so proceed with caution. I'm also including the horrific scar left on her torso in pursuit of such a silly looking appendage.

Bubbly_Artichoke7401 (Dr. Rados Djinovic; Musculocutaneous Latissimus Dorsi flap (MLD) phalloplasty + complete hysterectomy + bifid AKA "simple" scrotoplasty)​

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Wound separation and rant (MAJOR GORE)​

Hey guys, I’m really tired of making this kind of posts after every stage but I have some wound separation right at the base of my phallus where it has opened after every stage so far. It’s the scariest it’s looked and I’m just so defeated.. I want to know if there’s any way I can come back from this or if it will need yet another stage to get re sewn. I have just emailed my surgeon with a picture because the wound seems x10 worse than two days ago when I looked at it last but yesterday when I went for my check up they were squeezing like crazy and it was a terrible experience so maybe that’s why it got so messed up. I really wish at this point they had just taken an extra piece of skin to put on that spot so that it just get stretched so much every single time. I’m so tired.

Spoiler: A free vaginoplasty for your fauxnis!

The Lurch-like grimace on this troon as he forces his Hostel Hole open and stares blanky into the camera is the stuff of nightmares. And if you thought that was bad enough, good news! It's a video!

olivier2266 (Théo Duflot, vaginoplasty)​

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Spoiler: The music makes it worse!

For the first time in tranny history, a post-op MTF complains that his surgeon cares "too much." Buddy, the fact that she didn't cut you off as soon as she carved that malignant malpractice mouth into your pelvis is a surprising testament to either her own humanity or her own recognition that you seem potentially litigious.

imi07​

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SRS Separation question​

Firstly- I am 14 days post OP.
Secondly- It’s not clit necrosis, it’s a blood clot and it will fall off on its own soon.
Thirdly- can someone tell me what is the white tissue at the base of my entrance? My doctor said I don’t need to worry about it and when the swelling goes down I can get it fixed if it doesn’t heal nicely. But I feel like my whole flesh is exposed and it’s super weird it’s not painful. Has this ever occurred to any of you girls?

Spoiler: How did "clit necrosis" enter such casual parlance?

You could make a game show out of every time a pooner asks on r/topsurgery: Is Something Wrong With My Nipples? If they are black and crispy like a potato chip victimized by a flamethrower, I think it's safe to say yes.

Aleeexrh​

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Is something wrong with my niples??​

Hello! Does someone here know why it's taking forever for my niples to heal? I had top surgery (DI with nipple grafts) 8, soon to be 9 weeks ago, and they still have MASSIVE scabs on them. Is there something wrong with my niples? or has anyone else experienced the healing to take 100 years, bc I get worried they don't heal "normally" fast. No they are not infected, or hurting. It's just that they never seem to heal

Spoiler: Titties with dead nipples? Call those ouijaboobies!

This little lass went from having normal looking boobs to a chest that sort of looks like a grumpy owl. That may seem a strange description to you, but when you see it...

Happy-Definition-903 (Dr. Eidelson of GRS Montreal; double-incision bilateral mastectomy)​

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Pre-op to 6 weeks​

TW: drains and visible incisions
Hey! Just hit six weeks and am cleared to workout again, so I wanted to post my progression photos. I included one of the drains because they freaked me tf out when I saw where they were (I thought they’d be in the incisions for some reason lol). Also a meme my friend made that I LOVED. Last photo is me doing a little flex so you can see the whole incisions
I was with Dr. Eidelson at the GRS in Montreal and she was amazing. I think the only bad part of the process is how bored I was not being able to do physical things during the first bit of recovery haha
My incisions turn upwards in the centre because I had tissue that continued pretty close to the centre and she gave me the options of either connect them all the way across or have the middle go up a bit so that she could make sure to get everything. I just didn’t want the all the way across incision for myself mostly for aesthetic reasons, but also because I was worried that having the connection in the middle would make it harder/slower to regain mobility reaching behind myself which would be a big deal for me since I’m an athlete and recovery was a huge thing that I didn’t want to complicate at all
Feel free to ask any questions!

Spoiler: Even post-top surgery, they're still hooters.

 

[Aunt Carol]

does the ball skin on a stink ditch move around in response to temperature like it does when the skin still contains testicles? I'm struggling to think of a reason it wouldn't still do that post-chop

In intact males, that's the dartos and cremaster muscles doing their best to keep the testicles at a good temperature for sperm.

After SRS, it's anyone's guess what is still present and if so, what it's attached to.

So like, maybe?

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Magic Pickle , that video was a better appetite suppressant then 5 pens full of Ozempic all at once.

Jesus fuck that music was such earrape, to go along with that alien mouth-like stinkditch slowly disgorging its plastic impalement....let's just say that's a whole lot of nasty in a short duration. Thanks?

 

[booklover]

Here's a little about it. I can't find the posts specifically about the roiling gut fauxginas, but I'm going to vomit if I search the thread any more than this

Grab your barf bag, because this procedure is actually done on AFAB women, usually the ones who have lost the vagina they were born with due to cancer. However, they have SOMETHING to attach it to.

https://www.uclh.nhs.uk/patients-and-visitors/patient-information-pages/bowel-intestinal-vaginoplasty#:~:text=A%20section%20of%20the%20intestine,with%20stitches%20that%20later%20dissolve.

 

[pink cigarettes]

You could make a game show out of every time a pooner asks on r/topsurgery: Is Something Wrong With My Nipples? If they are black and crispy like a potato chip victimized by a flamethrower, I think it's safe to say yes.

There's a thread on the farms about what "peaked" a person, as in, "peak trans, this is enough, I'm not pretending it's ok anymore," etc

But there's another type of "peak trans," and that's "what was it that made you stop opening spoilers in the SRS thread?"
Not the worst thing in the thread necessarily. But the thing that was, for whatever reason, the last straw.
For me it was the pooner a couple weeks back with the nip that was rotting off, and when she showed a picture of the gauze, it had a nipple-sized blob of some kind of GREY SLUDGE on it. I tapped out.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This kind of follows off of the last remark but I feel like people (aka me) do pretty well with seeing skin wounds, but so much of this is like... If I ordered a steak from the butcher and opened the package and saw THAT, I would throw the steak away.

There's meat, there's fat, and there are occasional connective tissues, but the shit in this thread is shit they don't teach in cytology or in the butcher shop.

 

[pooterino]

In intact males, that's the dartos and cremaster muscles doing their best to keep the testicles at a good temperature for sperm.

After SRS, it's anyone's guess what is still present and if so, what it's attached to.

So like, maybe?

Damn, thanks. Today I learned about the dartos and cremaster muscles. I knew about the "balls moving independently thing" but not these specific sites: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremaster_muscle#/media/File:Gray1143.png

I know it's been said ad nauseum but... just looking at that medical drawing makes me want to hurl when thinking about people just knifing all these delicate structures up and thinking they can rearrange them into ANYTHING approximating ANYTHING else, much less the female anatomy. How can these surgeons not feel like utter frauds thinking that they can rejigger all this anatomy?? Or do they just not care and smell money?

Not to powerlevel but I've had to deal with helping a father who had urinary tract issues due to just pure aging and actual, ethical urinary surgeons are super-fucking-conservative when it comes to cutting on male parts. Even when there are huge downsides to the status quo, they rarely push for surgery unless there are no other options left.

Fuck these animalistic butchers. This really will be looked at like lobotomies, someday. That's my greatest hope.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Damn, thanks. Today I learned about the dartos and cremaster muscles. I knew about the "balls moving independently thing" but not these specific sites: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremaster_muscle#/media/File:Gray1143.png

I know it's been said ad nauseum but... just looking at that medical drawing makes me want to hurl when thinking about people just knifing all these delicate structures up and thinking they can rearrange them into ANYTHING approximating ANYTHING else, much less the female anatomy. How can these surgeons not feel like utter frauds thinking that they can rejigger all this anatomy?? Or do they just not care and smell money?

Not to powerlevel but I've had to deal with helping a father who had urinary tract issues due to just pure aging and actual, ethical urinary surgeons are super-fucking-conservative when it comes to cutting on male parts. Even when there are huge downsides to the status quo, they rarely push for surgery unless there are no other options left.

Fuck these animalistic butchers. This really will be looked at like lobotomies, someday. That's my greatest hope.

My favorite is when these butchered people go to the ER and throw a fit and blame the conservative doctors for being too scared to touch them. They’re not transphobic meanies, they’re just not used to dealing with people who deliberately make themselves look like acid-attack victims.

 

[whotfsaidthat]

new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh

 

[TexasRanger]

new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

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peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh

"Evangelische"....that means Protestant?!

I actually had to pause this shit. Why are they peeling her leg, too? Is this a teaser for a body horror movie?! Who chose the "manly" background music?

I feel nauseated.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I actually had to pause this shit. Why are they peeling her leg, too?

They use the leg skin to graft over the flayed arm.

 

[Bloo]

new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

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peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh

Jesus. It shows how much they trivialise these intensely risky surgeries using Born This Way in the background.

 

[and I must scream]

They use the leg skin to graft over the flayed arm.

Are you saying it seriously or jokingly?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

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peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh

Always thought this album cover was ugly as sin but maybe Gaga was on to something.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Are you saying it seriously or jokingly?

I'm being serious. Go look in the pooner zoo, you'll find a buncha messed up women showing off their flayed legs. They have to cover that arm with skin from somewhere so generally they take a partial thickness graft off the thigh. I've also seen them take it off the back in at least one case, though.

 

[shrimping]

new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

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peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh

I'm not the same person I was 66 seconds ago