Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Solomon Bundy]

THE LONE WOLF SHOW

MAKE IT HAPPEN, APRIL

YOU ARE THE VALKYRIE, RIDE THAT PEGASUS AND SWING THAT SWORD

 

[Folgers Can]

What could be sweetest revenge on Nitrous Nick and titillate a feeder's fetish more than taking an anorexic skellington and gorging her on trve evropean cheese until she's a prize heifer? don't discount this happening just yet.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

And replying to The Basement, who I presume is ReviewTechUSA. What tf is this arc? (I only know him through KC. Does Nick know him?)
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Has Nick finally moved on from American Beauty to Fight Club? Nick and Dickers Arc?

Spoiler: Nick's New Happiness

 

[Swole McPole]

Not being officially diagnosed as an addict doesn't mean anything.

Lots of places won't impose a diagnosis -- they'll insist that's something that's up to you. Generally, they'll ask a lot of questions and expect you to draw your own decisions. They use a technique called 'motivational interviewing and it generally goes something like this:

"Has your drug alcohol use ever caused you to do X?
Do you think that might be indicative that your drug use has become a problem?
Has it ever caused you to do Y and Z?
Well, the definition of a substance misuse disorder is A and B.
Do you think the fact that you did Y and Z means that you fall into category A and B?
Would you say X, Y and Z are a problem? What changes do you think you need to make to address this?"

And reputable facilities don't really diagnose people as 'addicts' any more. Outside of die hard 12 step facilities that cling to the quasi religious voodoo of the 1930's, it's seen as stigmatizing and woefully imprecise. They generally talk about substance misuse disorders. Rekieta's behaviour over the previous year or two multiple displays classic examples that would be used to define substance misuse disorder. He wouldn't have been physically dependent, but no competent professional could look at Rekieta's behaviour and say 'you don't have a problem with substance misuse'.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And reputable facilities don't really diagnose people as 'addicts' any more.

Especially not some random counselor.
Diagnosis of medical conditions is the realm of licensed MDs, not the poor chap talking with the retards about why they relapsed during group sessions.

 

[Strix454]

Mystery solved:

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[X] [A]

So now it's not only a performance at the invitation of Steel Toe Media Inc. on the stage of an event organized and ticketed by Steel Toe Media Inc., but also a recording produced by a paid employee of Steel Toe Media Inc., at least presumptively at her employer's direction. So far it's still looking like this copyright cuck won't do shit.

The recording I've seen doesn't look "awful" nor does it look like someone did it with their phone. But I would agree that he doesn't intend to do anything.

 

[Vibralldo]

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He will not learn.
He will not change.
He is an internet rock star.
He is the smartest expert there ever was.
He can talk his way out of anything.

This saga ends with a coffin, and not a moment before.

Nick's entire Lawtube career was talking authoritatively on subjects he didn't understand.

 

[Napoleon III]

Imagine he cracks under all the pressure of no cocaine or alchohol during probation that he leverages debt (remortgages his home) in order to buy genuine unopened bottles of Nazi Pervitin. He's in the car with all the kids about to drive in a blizzard and he pours out a little line of crushed Pervitin on the steering we'll. "It's okay guys. This isn't drugs. This is actual medicine. German Nazis used to eat these before driving tanks in Russia. Nothing wrong with a little Blitzkrieg Bump before I drive you kiddos on icy roads to your 2am harpsichord lessons in Minneapolis."

If Nick starts taking Meth maybe he'll actually get something done.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

We need a Nicktionary where we can translate all of his tells, e.g. peace means I am hitting myself in the head with fury.

Maybe Nick will surprise us and be one of the opposite statistics where he’ll give himself a brain injury that’ll fix his personality.

When Ethan Ralph observes how feeble he’s become, drastic measures must need be taken.

 

[Kopasea]

That's probably what, $50 a month? Locals is likely below $1000 a month at this point. What is he even talking about?

Do be fair, that piddling amount is still probably more than he made in his law career.

 

[Hellblazer]

I know this is kiwifarms, aka the last place on the Internet you can say nigger without getting banned, but Nick's a legitimate, unironic racist, right?

He's done blackface, only reconnected with Drexel to avoid racism allegations, 99% of his jokes are just saying "black people are poor and violent" at the end of unrelated sentences, and he hates Eric July for seemingly no reason but standing up to his obvious bullshit (probably because Nick hates getting called out by black people)

He isn't even a well cultured racist like Null who will give you statistics, Nick will just say "he has no father like a black kid" as a non sequitur at any chance he gets.

By 'evidence' he can't mean anything other than a screenshot of April making the claim. I think it's funny and weird that April has never publicly confirmed the goo story but she HAS publicly claimed that Kayla cheated on Nick. So if that's the standard of evidence we're going by, Nick can't now claim that Our Wife didn't cuck him even before the Qover.
This was around the time he pissed of Kurt with the Michele Obama racist joke on his show, right? For whatever reason, this era of Nick was almost nothing but racist "jokes", which would be great if they were funny but they weren't. It was all Cop at Denny's but just about black people.

It's way simpler than that. He's sexually excited by black men. He went to a Jamaican resort and did 'interracial night', he has bragged about black men fucking or wanting to fuck Kayla, he 'randomly' jokes about Somalians raping people. One might think that means he has a fetish for being cucked by black men, but with what we know now and his proud confessions of being gay, I think we all know what Nick really wants to do with black men. His lame black racism jokes are just a subset of his other shitty South Park-esque humor.

He reminds me of the 'Not like the other girls' meme.

Except you could say that for the whole of the Sektur. Woah Buddy.

 

[LemonParty]

are we sure Jersh is even attracted to women?

He's mentioned that Alison Rapp, an old BPD Queen lolcow (that vanished off the internet) was conventionally physically attractive, and she was very pretty minus any few dumb tattoos.

He also talks about shoe'on'head far to frequently despite almost no good milk coming from her in years to NOT have a little crush.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

If Nick starts taking Meth maybe he'll actually get something done.

The amount of stress he'll be able to handle will be off the charts. He'll be able to wear the testicular torsion device 24/7.

 

[Melty Butter]

Since the misdemeanor agreement, Aaron has been remarkably relaxed and funnier than normal. The only Nick-related content this morning:

Something about a Dabbleverse balldoguard named Tom Myers who was stream-sniping Aaron with 18 viewers. As a joke, Aaron sent his viewers over to increase Tom's numbers and then Aaron held up these signs. Tom Myers rage quit his stream. (@John Andrews Stan may know the lore.) It was pretty funny.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Lots of places won't impose a diagnosis -- they'll insist that's something that's up to you. Generally, they'll ask a lot of questions and expect you to draw your own decisions. They use a technique called 'motivational interviewing and it generally goes something like this:

"Has your drug alcohol use ever caused you to do X?
Do you think that might be indicative that your drug use has become a problem?
Has it ever caused you to do Y and Z?
Well, the definition of a substance misuse disorder is A and B.
Do you think the fact that you did Y and Z means that you fall into category A and B?
Would you say X, Y and Z are a problem? What changes do you think you need to make to address this?"

And reputable facilities don't really diagnose people as 'addicts' any more. Outside of die hard 12 step facilities that cling to the quasi religious voodoo of the 1930's, it's seen as stigmatizing and woefully imprecise. They generally talk about substance misuse disorders. Rekieta's behaviour over the previous year or two multiple displays classic examples that would be used to define substance misuse disorder. He wouldn't have been physically dependent, but no competent professional could look at Rekieta's behaviour and say 'you don't have a problem with substance misuse'.

I get the feeling this wouldn't work on a narcissist like nick. He might even try to turn this on the professional: "no child, it is YOU who have a problem. enjoy asylum!"

 

[Major]

Since the misdemeanor agreement, Aaron has been remarkably relaxed and funnier than normal. The only Nick-related content this morning:
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Something about a Dabbleverse balldoguard named Tom Myers who was stream-sniping Aaron with 18 viewers. As a joke, Aaron sent his viewers over to increase Tom's numbers and then Aaron held up these signs. Tom Myers rage quit his stream. (@John Andrews Stan may know the lore.) It was pretty funny.

Wtf is that handwriting? Is he 4 years old?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tom Myers rage quit his stream. (@John Andrews Stan may know the lore.)

I didn’t see this happen (can’t stand Myers and can barely tolerate Aaron in clips). But Myers, who LARPs as a standup comic and can always be relied upon to copyright strike fair use clips of his disastrous sets, has past form with rage-quitting. He is an overall odious, undeservedly arrogant little freak. Most recently he even rage-quit a future MLC event in Atlantic City because Kevin Brennan kicked him off his stream for being an embarrassing loser. It was funny as fuck.

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

I didn’t see this happen (can’t stand Myers and can barely tolerate Aaron in clips). But Myers, who LARPs as a standup comic and can always be relied upon to copyright strike fair use clips of his disastrous sets, has past form with rage-quitting. He is an overall odious, undeservedly arrogant little freak. Most recently he even rage-quit a future MLC event in Atlantic City because Kevin Brennan kicked him off his stream for being an embarrassing loser. It was funny as fuck.

Is this the weird ass hack comedian who invented the BONG HIT TRANSPLANT?

 

[Vibralldo]

Is this the weird ass hack comedian who invented the BONG HIT TRANSPLANT?

Yes it is
Some top tier comedic talent in the dabbleverse

 

[daffodils]

Darkly hinting again
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