Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Glowie said:
Just saying your parents will not be around forever to fill your tugboat, Alex they all will leave you sooner or later.
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Magic 8 Ball sees your future Alex

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WelperHelper99 said:
I wonder what a actual story with these characters would look like? It seems like Alex just draws his fetish art but quite literally misses the plot. That'd be the stuff of nightmares
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The lore behind Alex's characters
[Character Name] is a child who Alex kidnapped. Alex dressed up as Funky the Clown and lured them away from their parents with bootleg Mexican Pokemon cards. Alex has a superpower where he can put anyone to sleep just by telling his boring autistic stories about what books he has read, obscure electronic music, or astrological events nobody cares about. Once Alex had them sedated, he cut off their arms and put them in bondage gear. Then he had sex with their helpless child bodies until they died. Alex ground their body up into pepperoni and ate them. Dead child pepperoni is the only thing Alex can eat, which is why he is so fat. Alex has been doing this for over one hundred years.
 
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I was told by my family, friends and real life people that I am way better than my haters in every single conceivable way.
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This is one of the biggest self owns I've ever seen, holy shit.
I refuse to believe he rants about his thread on the farms so much, his parents/sister, friends, and/or random passers by on the street (what does "real life people" even mean) so much, they have to reassure him that those meanies on the internet are the real losers. Is Alex so detached from normality that he thinks posting this will, somehow, embarrass or upset those bullyjerks on the online?
 
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Huh?
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Nope, none of my haters are better than me. I am better than all of them.
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What I learned in Super Mario 64 is that collecting coins underwater improves your respiration so I tried that out and I drowned. Turns out it was an unrealistic game.
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I take a shit in the toilet

"Look at this loser, he poops wrong! Here's how I poop!"
 
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PaperRoads said:
Huh?
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Nope, none of my haters are better than me. I am better than all of them.
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What I learned in Super Mario 64 is that collecting coins underwater improves your respiration so I tried that out and I drowned. Turns out it was an unrealistic game.
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I take a shit in the toilet

"Look at this loser, he poops wrong! Here's how I poop!"
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Okay, retard.
All that needs to be said, really.
 
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@NaggotFigger I saw your design the other day and had a couple free minutes to whip up a very quick doodle if you wanna take it off my hands.
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(I rarely ever ink anything, and don't know how to color, so it's just gonna sit around gathering dust lol)
 
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DickMain said:
@NaggotFigger I saw your design the other day and had a couple free minutes to whip up a very quick doodle if you wanna take it off my hands.
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(I rarely ever ink anything, and don't know how to color, so it's just gonna sit around gathering dust lol)
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You got the wrong guy but I love it!
 
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Please fucking kill me said:
You got the wrong guy but I love it!
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Oh, shoot lmao I'm sorry. I was just in a hurry out the door the other day when I'd whipped it up with a few spare minutes I had. I fucked up the torsos because I got lazy and didn't actually construct them and just contoured them (which always goes well). I also don't think I balanced the faces as well as I could have lol
 
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What I learned in Super Mario 64 is that collecting coins underwater improves your respiration so I tried that out and I drowned. Turns out it was an unrealistic game.
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Silly Alex, clearly you don't know what a realistic game is supposed to be. Here, lemme show you one!

Katamari Damacy!
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Try it out man, it is the very definition of a realistic game!
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I don't think this "math hobbyist" understands what common denominator is. You need to establish common denominator when you add or subtract fractions.
Imagine you have 1/4 (one-fourth). "Upper" part is called numerator, lower part is called denominator.
Now imagine you want to add:
1/2 + 1/4
You need common denominator which is a common multiple of our denominators (a number which can be divided by both denominators - in this case the lowest common denominator is 4):
1/2 + 1/4 = 2/4 + 1/4
Now that we have a common denominator we add numerators:
2/4 + 1/4 = 3/4.
Outside of mathematics "common denominator" is a list of shared features and is in no way offensive.

tldr, Alex is a retard.
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Eh, "lowest common denominator" is commonly colloquially used to refer to something having been or having needed to be dumbed down (and sometimes is used to mean stupid or trashy in general).

But here's a poser, fellow kids (how do you do, btw):

Imagine a time and a place when someone like this is given a notebook and a pen, rather than a connected computer, to write down his diary confessions, thrashing and struggles. Putting aside impact to your own personal amusement, do you think that would have been a better situation for this person, or no?
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Eh, "lowest common denominator" is commonly colloquially used to refer to something having been or having needed to be dumbed down (and sometimes is used to mean stupid or trashy in general).

But here's a poser, fellow kids (how do you do, btw):

Imagine a time and a place when someone like this is given a notebook and a pen, rather than a connected computer, to write down his diary confessions, thrashing and struggles. Putting aside impact to your own personal amusement, do you think that would have been a better situation for this person, or no?
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I think if he wrote all of this in a secret journal and never showed anyone instead of posting it publicly, yes, he would have had a better outcome.
 
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