Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Drama Trauma]

Who in which language says "speederman" oftenly? Pretty sure noone does that, not even french people.
Or is that meant to be Spider-man? (x/a)

 

[Leo Frank]

comments to Anisa, she really sucks at comebacks



Painfully unfunny

 

[diggersaurus]

Can't wait to see how she will cope when CC3 catastrophically fails again. Another fringe? Shaved head? Another round of fake tits? BBL? Divorce arc? Only a few months and we'll get to laugh even more at her and her disastrous life choices

Someone please tell her that Hasan/Ian/Chris Ray Gun is madly in love with girls with the skullet hairstyle.




It beautifully combines the 2 hairstyles that brought her the most happiness and selfies: bangs and shaved head. And it would go so well with her American Traditional tattoos and poopnail, just brings the whole aesthetic together.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I'm throwing Alyssa Mercante's hat in the ring too, and it'd have to be a big fuckin hat to hide that fivehead.
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It's hard to find a good photo that properly encapsulates all her worst qualities because she's half-naked in most of her disgusting selfies, but this is a busted, skanky BPD mess that I believe could rival Alyssa if only she could find her own simp with deep pockets.

I can smell the hot cheetos and skunk weed from this collage alone.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I'm throwing Alyssa Mercante's hat in the ring too, and it'd have to be a big fuckin hat to hide that fivehead.
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It's hard to find a good photo that properly encapsulates all her worst qualities because she's half-naked in most of her disgusting selfies, but this is a busted, skanky BPD mess that I believe could rival Alyssa if only she could find her own simp with deep pockets.

To think she is Anisa's foil for the roach's affection. This is how people in their mid-30's look like now.

 

[Cake Point]

comments to Anisa, she really sucks at comebacks

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Holy shit, this is embarrassing Anus, please, you saying nothing is much better than you actually trying to make a "comeback" lmfao. I'd delete that shit

 

[nanona]

Suddenly Seattle's streets aren't as scary, Anisa? (x/a)
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"mini quests"
"muh mental health"

you absolute retard. you own two dogs. You make it sound like leaving the house is an occurrence that happens only once a day max, but only if the weather is fine.
I'm sure healthy (and unemployed) dog owners take their dogs for walks multiple times a day, preferably for longer durations than your retarded "MINI QUESTS" to Starbucks!

I'm inclined to believe your "mini quests" are so "mini", you don't even bother taking your dogs with you. otherwise you would share that experience on twitter and insta (bc you want to share with us the "real you" outside the house for validation.) But more importantly have you seen her new BaYaaaNgS???

but no, doggy day care and cages inside the house it is!

yes, I'm mati. take care of your pets!

(and since she reads her thread, watch how she will post "mini quest mental health dog walks" on her socials in the near future when she's back from her "business trip")

 

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"mini quests"
"muh mental health"

you absolute retard. you own two dogs.
I'm sure healthy (and unemployed) dog owners take their dogs for walks multiple times a day, preferably for longer durations than your retarded "MINI QUESTS" to Starbucks!

I'm inclined to believe your "mini quests" are so "mini", you don't even bother taking your dogs with you. otherwise you would share that experience on twitter and insta (bc you want to share with us the "real you" outside the house for validation.) But more importantly have you seen her new BaYaaaNgS???

but no, doggy day care and cages inside the house it is!

yes, I'm mati. take care of your pets!

(and since she reads her thread, watch how she will post "mini quest mental health dog walks" on her socials in the near future when she's back from her "business trip")

This time she did appear to take Fiona with her. Well, them, because clearly someone else, probably Mr. Jomha, is holding the dog's leash while Anisa takes high-school-girl tier photos of flowering trees.

 

[Leo Frank]

If she’s going back to LA I really look forward to seeing the staged behind the scenes of Anisa’s life pics she’ll make Ian take. I laugh thinking of her making him take like 30 at one angle then she looks at them and is unsatisfied and makes him go again because we know that’s what’s happening. He’s not just busting out his iPhone and randomly snapping pics of his lovely wife living her best life because he loves her so much and captures pics that are post worthy in her eyes the first try

These are the real candids Ian takes of her




Also, “real” bts. Hairy legs, dirty socks with shit on them in public

 

[Drama Trauma]

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This time she did appear to take Fiona with her. Well, them, because clearly someone else, probably Mr. Jomha, is holding the dog's leash while Anisa takes high-school-girl tier photos of flowering trees.

It's just proves that only Ian takes the dogs out for a walk. (that's why they love him the most) Anisa is just joined them, maybe she read somewhere that the sun good for "muh mental health". (which is true BTW)

 

[Major]

If she’s going back to LA I really look forward to seeing the staged behind the scenes of Anisa’s life pics she’ll make Ian take. I laugh thinking of her making him take like 30 at one angle then she looks at them and is unsatisfied and makes him go again because we know that’s what’s happening. He’s not just busting out his iPhone and randomly snapping pics of his lovely wife living her best life because he loves her so much and captures pics that are post worthy in her eyes the first try

These are the real candids Ian takes of her

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Also, “real” bts. Hairy legs, dirty socks with shit on them in public

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She looks like a teenage boy

 

[vanta pilled]

As per Bigbunjeeee's third video on Idubbbz, there was this Asian girl Ian was talking with on Twitter that would "jokingly" (perhaps it was a joke, who knows) say she wanted to marry Ian. Anisa got so insecure over this she started mimicking the Asian girl's appearance.

That's actually the genesis of that infamous photo of her with the Lord Farquaad haircut. She was trying to look more 'Asian' so that Ian wouldn't abandon her.

Which era was better, when she was so insecure about losing Ian that she would exhibit all these BPD skinwalking traits or when she had Ian so tightly wrapped around her finger that she did whatever she wanted and made Ian do whatever she wanted as well?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Someone please tell her that Hasan/Ian/Chris Ray Gun is madly in love with girls with the skullet hairstyle.

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It beautifully combines the 2 hairstyles that brought her the most happiness and selfies: bangs and shaved head. And it would go so well with her American Traditional tattoos and poopnail, just brings the whole aesthetic together.

That's not a skullet, that's a Chelsea. This is a skullet, and based on the way her hair is thinning on top, what she's got to look forward to:

 

[ruckingfetard]

If she’s going back to LA I really look forward to seeing the staged behind the scenes of Anisa’s life pics she’ll make Ian take. I laugh thinking of her making him take like 30 at one angle then she looks at them and is unsatisfied and makes him go again because we know that’s what’s happening. He’s not just busting out his iPhone and randomly snapping pics of his lovely wife living her best life because he loves her so much and captures pics that are post worthy in her eyes the first try

These are the real candids Ian takes of her

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those wrinkles are rough. has anyone ever pointed out how much she looks like trans joy representative, elliot page?
It's no wonder anisa was kissing ass about how well they """pass"" in those goofy ass pictures of elliot with her very manly ab implants

 

[Mr K Dilkington]

If Ian's balls did drop and he decided to try and leave she would throw everything at destroying him and his remaining reputation. I'm sure he would be endlessly guilt tripped and baited into thinking she was going to hurt herself. After blaming him for making her continue OF, I dread to think what she would come up with to smear him into ruin.

I think for Ian in his zonked out state it's never going to be worth the hassle. There is no light at the end of this tunnel.

 

[Leo Frank]

It’s terrifying to think anisa may get pregnant just to own the haters but she’s that retarded

 

[urr13 account]

she would throw everything at destroying him and his remaining reputation.

she already told people he has a piss fetish, was a virgin when they started dating, and shits his pants on the reg, how much more humiliated can he get?

 

[Clancee]

It’s terrifying to think anisa may get pregnant just to own the haters but she’s that retarded

Why on earth would you get knuckle tattoos if you're just going to cover them up anyway? She could have gotten tacky rings instead of tacky tattoos and gotten the same lack of asspats.

 

[Godmode]

Why on earth would you get knuckle tattoos if you're just going to cover them up anyway? She could have gotten tacky rings instead of tacky tattoos and gotten the same lack of asspats.

Because LOVE WINE err WINS you chud hater.

 

[ruckingfetard]

It’s terrifying to think anisa may get pregnant just to own the haters but she’s that retarded

I do not think she would do it to own the haters, I think she would do it because she gets baby fever from seeing someone else get attention for being a mother. She has mentioned baby fever before.

If Ian and Anisa have a kid, then relationship ending would be imminent. Nothing tests two people as hard as having a child, and unless they're rich enough to have a live-in nanny, I can imagine that they would drive each other nuts splitting the work. They both live in a pig pen though, so I can't say for certain who would drive who over the edge. But I can just imagine Ian being a useless mopey slob, perhaps some weaponized incompetence, and Anisa being equally dirty and not wanting to clean for the both of them. which would lead to Anisa crying to her e-friend group who will yasslight her into leaving him.

I do not want this, because for one no child deserves to go through being raised by utter retards, for another they are way too entertaining together. So hopefully they are lefty enough to hate the idea of giving up their manchild lifestyle for a child.