Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[LavenderMenace]

Actually his doctor unauthorized doctor in Thailand did that.

fify

 

[Dead Lion]

Turns out Keffals had to learn Linux to setup a BDSM online marketplace.

It’s going to be protected by cloudflare isn’t it?

Edit: looks like it isn’t.

Edit 2: Archive of the website as thread tax.

 

[AnOminous]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

 

[Dean Pentel]

This is end stage result of unhinged hedonism and being terminally online. After doing all the drugs and "Normal" sexual things, all that's left to satisfy their urges is more and more depraved shit.

Someone suggest auto-erotic asphyxia to him. Make sure to mention that the best orgasms happen well past when he feels the most panicked and oxygen-deprived, so be brave and keep choking!

 

[FinnSven]

Someone suggest auto-erotic asphyxia to him. Make sure to mention that the best orgasms happen well past when he feels the most panicked and oxygen-deprived, so be brave and keep choking!

It worked for David Carradine and Michael Hutchence.

Point out if he does it right, he will have a……success…. A Hollywood or a music career anyway, and get to fuck a top quality bird like Paula Yates.

There will be boundless money and trans joy for him, all the cat boy ranches he can open.

 

[Harm]

But how will this affect the Scared Awake release schedule going forward?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So is there going to be more fart dominatrix porn from "Queen Clara"?

 

[Super Malario]

So is there going to be more fart dominatrix porn from "Queen Clara"?

God I fucking hope not

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

Absolutely Weimar

 

[del_toid]

Surrentum Corporation

DAE remember when Rick Santorum was running for President and Internet atheists made his name synonymous with the shit and cum mixture that results from anal sex? Look up Santorum on Urban Dictionary if you dont believe me, it was an effective smear campaign.

Anyway, that's what I think of when I read Surrentum.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

So is there going to be more fart dominatrix porn from "Queen Clara"?

I would rather kill myself then have to be the guy who finds it again

 

[Necrosan]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

>fail at trying to take down KiwiFarms
>decide to create horror YT channel instead
>????
>BDSM shop
I'd LOVE to know what research, if any, he did. Maybe he forgot he already spent his 100k.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

The Santorum Corporation

 

[Super Guido]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

The photos of the people involved have an awful contrast with how he's trying to present the company. Seemingly serious description with wiggler avatars for the people? Dumb dumb dumb.

Anyway, it looks like someone made an archive of the website, so you don't need to give him clicks.

 

[Dead Lion]

The company was named in honour of founder Clara’s grandfather, Sebastiano Sorrenti, an Italian immigrant to Canada and founder of the Sorrenti Motel & Sorrenti Donuts. Her parents first found each other at that donut shop. Our company motto, “Per Ardua Ad Astra” means “From Adversity, to the Stars.” We could think of no better phrase to capture Sebastiano’s entrepreneurial spirit; a determination we aspire to nurture in our clients and in ourselves.

I’m sure gramps will appreciate the hardcore fetish gear marketplace to be named in his honour.

 

[DickMain]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

But being a tranny isn't a sex thing, bigots.

 

[Captain Retard]

https://surrentumcorporation.com/

Surrentum Corporation

• Business Number (BN): 757302823
• Registry ID: 16255361
• Registered Office Location: London, Ontario
• Status: Active
• Status Notes: -
• Business Type: Business Corporation
• Created: 2024-07-31
• For the complete profile, go to the official registry source: Search for a Federal Corporation – Corporations Canada

Can't find it on Companies House but maybe I'm doing it wrong (or that's the wrong place to look).

Corporation Number 16255361
Corporation Name Surrentum Corporation
Business No. 757302823RC0001
Date of Incorporation Canada Business Corporations Act - 2024-07-31
Record Status Active
Type Not available
Corporation Name History 2024-07-31 to Present
Surrentum Corporation
Office Address 951 Commissioners Rd E Apartment 808 London ON N5Z 4N1 Canada

Director details (4)

Taylor van Vierssen
3902 Kathryn Jean Ct
Fairfax WV 22033-2738
United States

Arif Hasan
5648 Pillsbury Ave
Minneapolis MN 55419-1809
United States

Colin Mills
111 Base Line Rd W
London ON N6J 4X2
Canada

Yegor Zarubin
1209 Huron St
London ON N5Y 4L1
Canada

The financial report is gonna be interesting.
Keffals being the face of the company is also an interesting choice. Let's ignore the former junkie part. Keffals is still an untransparent person at best and a scum at worst. How much desperate do you have to be in order to make business with a streamer who killed their golden goose, never explained where the GFM went, and can't run a proper stream no matter what?
Currently, the company has no social media and is at the very bottom of the first Google page of surrentum.

 

[Captain Retard]

It's next week already https://www.youtube.com/live/HSGrWYqvQ7k
The cow watched the horse fucker, wao Mao and Hasan, yapped about politics (there goes the no politics stream rule) and proclaimed itself as an accelerationist tankie, tried to watch Contra but crashed out.

 

[Vect]

Oh my God.


I give this a month, max.

 

[Junkford]

In the last stream Keffals revealed there's actually another partner in the polycule. Maeve, who some of you may recognize as another one of Keffals mod team, has been revealed to be a member of the polycule since late 2022.
Maeve lives(d?) in Canada, no information that they've moved to Northern Ireland. I believe Maeve was already on the Doxbin list.

In other news, We finally found out what business Keffals was talking about setting up prior to them quitting streaming last year.
Turns out Keffals had to learn Linux to setup a BDSM online marketplace. This is why Keffals had to learn Linux.
View attachment 7138878
Anyone who feels inclined to try to work out what exact business this is can potentially use this information:

• It's incorporated in both the UK and Canada
• It was setup sometime between March 2024 and today

fucking hell his posture is horrific