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Hell, Four Swords Adventures with online play while they're at it. I think it's time for another Zelda collection like the GameCube got.
Four Swords adventures and Tri Force Heros would also be nice to have on it too. But if the Switch 2 has a stronger emphasis on online play they may push it to the S2
 
Please let this happen.
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It was interesting how you could unlock everything at the start (except the sand wand), but I liked the world. It was like peering into a diorama
It was the start of..Zelda Progression going off the rails, I like breath of the wild and Tears of the kingdom but there is like No progression system.
 
Rumours are the S2 hits shelves in June. S1 needs to clear the stock and (hopefully) beat the PS2 as best selling console of all time.
A price cut on Switch 1 now until a Christmas season launch for Switch 2 would be smarter.

It was the start of..Zelda Progression going off the rails, I like breath of the wild and Tears of the kingdom but there is like No progression system.
Yeah, I wasn't a fan of that either. I also think the art style looked like shit.
 
It was the start of..Zelda Progression going off the rails, I like breath of the wild and Tears of the kingdom but there is like No progression system.
I like the novelty but yeah I'm looking forward to a new game with a proper dungeon which you can only access by getting a tool you get after completing the previous dungeon.
 
I like the novelty but yeah I'm looking forward to a new game with a proper dungeon which you can only access by getting a tool you get after completing the previous dungeon.
Agreed. I'm tired of Link being a twink too. I will not play another yaoi-bait, lore-retconning piece of bullshit masquerading as a Zelda title. The series has violently regressed in terms of themes, stories, and concepts.
 
Agreed. I'm tired of Link being a twink too. I will not play another yaoi-bait, lore-retconning piece of bullshit masquerading as a Zelda title. The series has violently regressed in terms of themes, stories, and concepts.
I was okay with BOTW plot wise.

Tears of the Kingdom is utterly insane in terms of plot even if BOTW/TOTK are a full reboot...if BOTW/TOTK are supposed to be in the Zelda cannon then..it's probably straight up the worst plot in Nintendo.
 
A price cut on Switch 1 now until a Christmas season launch for Switch 2 would be smarter.


Yeah, I wasn't a fan of that either. I also think the art style looked like shit.
They're shipping units to America already, they'd never do that for a Christmas launch as storing items costs money. Its a summer launch, no doubt about it.
 
Agreed. I'm tired of Link being a twink too. I will not play another yaoi-bait, lore-retconning piece of bullshit masquerading as a Zelda title. The series has violently regressed in terms of themes, stories, and concepts.
Tho at this point Link being a twunk or an otter will be a bit of a shock. He's got the Triforce of Courage for a reason.
 
I want an otter Link now. Zelda can be a beaver (how fitting...) and Gannon a literal pig.
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An all animal version of a Zelda game would be fun.

I'd like it if one took the curse from Twilight Princess and had the Shiekah Tribe split it and make it into a tool for turning into various dogs with different abilities. A beagle could sniff out anything, a Rottweiler can fight hard, a Pug doesn't get attacked by enemies as they think it's cute, and so on.
 
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Don't give me hope for something that good, I can't take it. Kyle Hyde is my spirit animal.
Windwaker HD and Twilight Princess HD ports would be nice.
If they orchestrate the music... To be fair, they didn't orchestrate the OOT or MM remasters, but come on... I really don't think it's acceptable anymore. I can't remember any themes from ubisoft-tower-climb-to-unlock-the-map Zelda, but simple sword training with ghost Link in TP is memorable to me.
but there is like No progression system.
Nor can there be really, thanks to the open world formula. Pretty much everything MUST be available to the player from the start, which is why the usual plethora of cool and unique Zelda items/dungeons got utterly gimped with BOTW. It's kindov amazing just how quickly the "bloom" came off the TOTK rose, as opposed to BOTW which was un-criticizable for about a half decade before people finally grew some balls. Think on this, it took Nintendo 6 years to make Tears (double TP's development time), and it even had the gift of being able to reuse both BOTW's world AND assets, ala Majora's Mask to Ocarina of Time... and what did they do with it??

They crashed nuZelda's lore, with no survivors, in just one game. They injected nigger elves into Hyrule ala every zogified western fantasy since 2010. They dumped out a few pathetic excuses for "dungeons", thinking that would satisfy the fans who've been missing them since 2011. They made a lame as fuck furfag fanfiction story which, once again, Link can only interact with tangentially via memory drops of the past. The $70 Legend of the Sloppy Seconds. Twink Link can't even move and swing his sword at the same time... how embarassing.
 
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Don't give me hope for something that good, I can't take it. Kyle Hyde is my spirit animal.

If they orchestrate the music... To be fair, they didn't orchestrate the OOT or MM remasters, but come on... I really don't think it's acceptable anymore. I can't remember any themes from ubisoft-tower-climb-to-unlock-the-map Zelda, but simple sword training with ghost Link in TP is memorable to me.

Nor can there be really, thanks to the open world formula. Pretty much everything MUST be available to the player from the start, which is why the usual plethora of cool and unique Zelda items/dungeons got utterly gimped with BOTW. It's kindov amazing just how quickly the "bloom" came off the TOTK rose, as opposed to BOTW which was un-criticizable for about a half decade before people finally grew some balls. Think on this, it took Nintendo 6 years to make Tears (double TP's development time), and it even had the gift of being able to reuse both BOTW's world AND assets, ala Majora's Mask to Ocarina of Time... and what did they do with it??

They crashed nuZelda's lore, with no survivors, in just one game. They injected nigger elves into Hyrule ala every zogified western fantasy since 2010. They dumped out a few pathetic excuses for "dungeons", thinking that would satisfy the fans who've been missing them since 2011. They made a lame as fuck furfag fanfiction story which, once again, Link can only interact with tangentially via memory drops of the past. The $70 Legend of the Sloppy Seconds. Twink Link can't even move and swing his sword at the same time... how embarassing.
ToTK was genuinely so disappointing, it's a cool idea I guess but you miss out on so many other cool features from botw for a game with a worse story and let's not kid ourselves, vomit inducing art direction (seriously, the way fusion mechanics were implemented made everything so fucking ugly! why do all the monsters suddenly have misshapen horns just to make the fusion mechanic work???), and that's not even considering what a let down sky islands were. And what was the point of the zonai? I didn't hate their designs, I think they're cool actually, except they aren't in the fucking game and they'll never be acknowledged ever again. When's the last time we ever got a major new species that stuck around for more than one game, huh? I'm sick of hyrule having yet another secret precursor race who lived up in the skies every other game.
 
A price cut on Switch 1 now until a Christmas season launch for Switch 2 would be smarter.
Rumours are S2 is launching in 3 phases; 1st party exclusives, 3rd party exclusives, everything else.
If the rumours are true it means Nintendo are going different software, rather than hardware, launch packages.

Either way, they'll want stock clearing by June and gone by Christmas 2025.
 
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