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Local archive from March 1st, 2025 stream where Hambly implies his whole panel is going bye bye if Rumble (or his paypigs) doesn't continue to fund their whole salaries.

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Local archive from the 3 y/o Reddit post claiming Hambly's coffee outfit is a feminist shitlib supplier out of Utah
 
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Local archive from March 1st, 2025 stream where Hambly implies his whole panel is going bye bye if Rumble (or his paypigs) doesn't continue to fund their whole salaries.

Rumble Link

(Apologies, I don't understand why these clips end up so large - DL the Rumble clip at 360p, cut with ClipChamp at 480p, 3 min clip somehow still ends up at 100 MB)

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Local archive from the 3 y/o Reddit post claiming Hambly's coffee outfit is a feminist shitlib supplier out of Utah
The day after the evidence drop, Hambeast changed his business address and denied it. He obviously got caught with his hand in the cookie jar and insulted everyone's intelligence with his lie. These are like the people who purchase insurance 10 minutes after they get cited for no proof of insurance and try to take it to court to insist it was purchased that morning, as if the judge can't read time stamps. His recent claim hinges on the fact that he purchased a piece of industrial equipment and is now manufacturing in house. It is possible he pivoted from drop shipping to in house manufacturing in the wake of the bust, but it is obvious he drop shipped them at one point. The detail of buying the machine on his own personal credit card is such a self-own that I believe he is manufacturing in house at present and that is cause for his financial downfall. As a drop shipper and relabler, he had no/insubstantial risk. No sales meant no costs. Shipping on an "as ordered" basis contains no/little risk or residual costs with external liability. Manufacturing in house has internal liability and residual costs. The circumstantial evidence suggests he pivoted and overleveraged himself in the process. He went from safe bets to risky ones and lost.
 
It is possible he pivoted from drop shipping to in house manufacturing in the wake of the bust, but it is obvious he drop shipped them at one point. The detail of buying the machine on his own personal credit card is such a self-own that I believe he is manufacturing in house at present and that is cause for his financial downfall. As a drop shipper and relabler, he had no/insubstantial risk. No sales meant no costs. Shipping on an "as ordered" basis contains no/little risk or residual costs with external liability. Manufacturing in house has internal liability and residual costs. The circumstantial evidence suggests he pivoted and overleveraged himself in the process. He went from safe bets to risky ones and lost.

It's also interesting that his latest crying poor is centered around an emergency purchase of some sort of K-cup boxing machine worth 80k.

As I understand it, this has nothing to do with the actual coffee production or even packing the grounds inside the K-cup pods themselves.

AFAICT, this purchase is simply some sort of box maker to make cardboard containers to house the finished K-cup product.

So one would have to move a shit-ton of coffee pods to cover the cost of the machine producing packaging.

And it should fall on deaf ears wrt his e-begging because the new debt has nothing to do with producing or improving the quality of the product.

It's quite literally crowdsourcing his fans to pay for the fancy box that their overpriced coffee arrives in.
 
His slop content is an infinite money glitch. It generates views/money with very low effort. He pivots his low investment, high payout earnings into high investment, low payout passion projects and loses money. The Quartercast has paid staff for very low view counts. He exposes himself to their sum controversies rather than bank on the safety of his own milquetoast takes. He hemmorhages cash for the appearance of clout/power and, worst of all, it is probably little more than paid companionship. He's a workaholic because all the money in the world can't fix his internal issues, but he spends it all trying to ignore his absence of an actual soul or set of convictions. I thought he was an empty man on a pile of cash. He's actually an empty man on a pile of debts. Yet for all his shortcomings, he has paypigs who live vicariously through him and this is the truly baffling matter that is Jeremy Hambly. He's no different than people who go bankrupt 2 years after winning the lottery.
 
I just can't comprehend which dick at Youtube this living soyjak keeps on sucking.
I have clicked the "don't show this channel to me"-button millions of times since the days he got beat up by a faggot in dress and lost all of his "IBS-apperances" years ago and still his clickbaitslop keeps cracking through every now-and-then.
Hambly is a joke of a man and it makes me point and laugh at him even more that he has fucked up the infinite money-glitch with frivolous spending on useless passion-projects.

Suffah balding basement pisser.🥃
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he has fucked up the infinite money-glitch with frivolous spending on useless passion-projects.
Let's assume his cash position is very low. We have a lot of evidence this is the case. Let's assume he's leveraged as hell with the banks/credit unions. We have a lot of evidence this is the case. Let's assume he has AT LEAST 300K in high interest, unsecured debt. We KNOW this is the case. Sadly, he gets one more go at the apple. His production equipment does not have a substantial market value nor do his videos cost money to make. Even if he never made another vid again, he has residuals. Even in case of bankruptcy, he has WAY more than enough income to avoid foreclosure and keep the lights on.

Assuming he gives up the lion's share of his discretionary spending, he could do just fine after a bankruptcy. He absolutely positively has to shut down his business ventures that are overwhelming losses. He will probably have to bankrupt everything BUT the infinite money glitch and close shop. He will probably have to file personal bankruptcy, but he probably qualifies for restructuring rather than complete debt absolution because income greatly exceeds necessary living costs and his high interest debt can be settled if restructured in terms more favorable to him. He will demolish his credit score and NEVER be trusted with another side venture again by any lender and he won't have the capital to make it happen on his own.

He's still going to have a high income but he's always going to be known as the man made one very valuable luck discovery accompanied with a million L's. The idea that he is winning the game of life on ANY metric (other than income, which is more than offset with his niggerspending) is FOREVER shattered. He will never be able to portray himself as a mover and a shaker ever again. I know we all want a more thorough destruction, but this is pretty damned good. Even with his high income, just the knowledge that he doesn't ever get to niggerspend again will make his life miserable, as it already is.
 
I actually thought he was smarter than this. He always seems to pull out of shit situations he gets himself into, especially when it came to drinking. The thing is he always went on about how lucky he is and how likely it was that all his shit could disappear by a YT ban or whatever. Somehow critikal seems utterly resistant to failure online, no matter wtf he does and he's done some idiotic as fuck shit lately.

Hambly's sat there and censored himself all the time as much as possible. He started saying 'pew pew' and crap for guns or whatever even before Youtube started the heavy censoring. His YT views are getting down to clownfish levels nearly, jeezus.

I see a lot of the anti-woke/left people seem to be in the same boat. Once they're on the winner side of the culture war they just aren't needed as much. Snow White could be the last hurrah for a lot of these types.
 
I guess someone isn't a millionaire, let alone a multimillionaire, anymore? I am unsure if the totality of his personal net worth has sunk below 300K or if he simply has one (or more) business venture that is 300K under. There *may* be some nuance to this that is going unreported, but we're on the "Dark Syde Hambly" e-begging arc now. I said the only thing that separates him from other cows is that he at least seems to have a sense of financial acumen, but this is now blown out of the water. Suffah Hambone. You pissed away your money down your basement drain. Good news, bankruptcy won't touch your McMansion (directly).


Added in edit: It appears this is a breadtube channel, but let's give them broken clock status for the moment and recognize that the source is Hambly himself, not the owner of this particular breadtube channel.

Added in second edit: Primary source without insufferable breadtuber with worthless commentary.


THIS MORON FINANCED PART OF HIS BUSINESS ON HIS OWN FUCKING CREDIT CARD!!! HOW LEVERAGED IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE BANKS/CREDIT UNIONS!!!! RAGS TO RICHES TO RAGS JEREMY!!!!!
Someone should archive the video.
 
TL: DW - Quarterpounder's 300k debt response video is, of course, simply an 11 min e-begging ad for his paypigs to bail him out and buy his coffee

- claims his coffee company isn't dropshipped and is 100% apolitical
- alleges a supplier who manufactures his K-cup boxes caught wind of his politics and deliberately delayed a 20k order to harm him economically for his Mother's Day busy period
- already had 220k in debt in trying to get coffee stocked on Amazon and wants to get his Coffee Brand Coffee on retail shelves physically within the next year
- bought an 80k machine on his CC to be able to make the K-cup boxes in-house
- apparently his personal assistant Maggie remains his PA, but also is working FT doing all the customer service for CBC
- claims coffee company has 6 employees
- is e-begging for paypigs to bail him out by marketing a "limited edition" CBC Founder's Pack consisting of: freeze dried strawberries, two sneak peeks at Spring fruit coffee flavors and a numbered, personally signed Thank You note from Hambly - for 99$
- selling 1k 99$ Founder's Packs, claims to have already moved 200 units
- seems to be redirecting proceeds from a MAGA Mixology book that was earmarked to fund a new studio to now pay off his personal debt in the unrelated coffee company
Guess he pissed all that money down the basement drain
 
I feel kind of bad for him tbh. He's one of the most tolerable people on X.

Streaming has basically no overhead. If you can turn on a camera and get people to pay you for it, you basically keep all of your profit. Merchandise is like the opposite of this. You have to do so much shit, pay so much upfront, figure out how to safely sell it, then store it, then transport it. And that's just for t-shirts and coins which don't rot on the shelf.

It's a big risk to take to start a real business and not a bad idea, but it was not a trend-setter, it was a trend follower.

Also putting $80k on unsecured personal consumer credit lines is INSANE. Just BAD.
 
TL: DW - Quarterpounder's 300k debt response video is, of course, simply an 11 min e-begging ad for his paypigs to bail him out and buy his coffee

- claims his coffee company isn't dropshipped and is 100% apolitical
- alleges a supplier who manufactures his K-cup boxes caught wind of his politics and deliberately delayed a 20k order to harm him economically for his Mother's Day busy period
- already had 220k in debt in trying to get coffee stocked on Amazon and wants to get his Coffee Brand Coffee on retail shelves physically within the next year
- bought an 80k machine on his CC to be able to make the K-cup boxes in-house
- apparently his personal assistant Maggie remains his PA, but also is working FT doing all the customer service for CBC
- claims coffee company has 6 employees
- is e-begging for paypigs to bail him out by marketing a "limited edition" CBC Founder's Pack consisting of: freeze dried strawberries, two sneak peeks at Spring fruit coffee flavors and a numbered, personally signed Thank You note from Hambly - for 99$
- selling 1k 99$ Founder's Packs, claims to have already moved 200 units
- seems to be redirecting proceeds from a MAGA Mixology book that was earmarked to fund a new studio to now pay off his personal debt in the unrelated coffee company
Can u bail a nigga out of jail in Vermont with bags of sub par coffee????
 
From his YT alone he should be making millions, how do you get 300k in debt?

And how can the suppliers not know what he does?

And why wasn’t he doing it in house to start with considering all his complaining about risk of getting cancelledn.

Making sure Li could do it in house would be the first thing I did after establishing viability. Because you can get fucked if you rely on others.
 
From his YT alone he should be making millions, how do you get 300k in debt?
Extreme stupidity. He took the easy money he got from mumbling into a webcam on youtube and put it all into shitty coffee and other dumb business ventures. Could have just invested a % of his earnings in stocks or real estate but instead wanted to sell coffee and give money to styxhexenhammmer. Pure idiocy.
 
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