Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Tragi-Chan]

Oops! Becky resumed posting uncensored Hannah pictures less than two weeks later. But guys!! This is a rare exception! Hannah photos will only be posted on "special days" from now on!

What difference does it make which days she posts on? The point of not posting is to maintain the child’s privacy. It’s not like creeps and perverts take the day off for Passover.

Not that Becky would understand that, because other people don’t matter. Hell, creepy guys are just another source of attention.

*smash cut to a supine Bex on the couch*

Shit, sorry, we’re supposed to spoiler nudes.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She's "sobbing" because she had to ask for Gibbs from Mami and Papi to buy Hah-nuh some blocks. First question, Becky, how much did you spend on weed this week? Also, ever heard of thrift stores?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

At least Hannah has clothes?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She's "sobbing" because she had to ask for Gibbs from Mami and Papi to buy Hah-nuh some blocks. First question, Becky, how much did you spend on weed this week? Also, ever heard of thrift stores?
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“I’ll do anything for my child except forego four nights in an Airbnb!”

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Hannah better watch out, if she decides those adorable little suspenders are her favorite outfit, mommy will have her on puberty blocker implants before kindergarten homeschooling starts.

Becky "sleep when the baby sleeps, scream when the baby screams" Gerber, who has hysterically freaked out weekly since Trump was re-elected about how they're all going to be rounded up and gassed, brings her sage advice about parenting through crisis to keep your child calm:



She knows this because she's done it! She has served as an example of calmness and sobriety to her little daughter and don't you dare question that narrative.

Becky genuinely thinks telling her daughter "it'll be ok, we're safe" during a rainstorm is some medal-worthy accomplishment and similar to parents keeping calm for their hospitalized children while bombs drop outside.

 

[Pargon]

I’d like to take the collective gaze of every (truly) single parent devoting as much of their life as they’re able to helping their children become the best human beings they can possibly be and focus it like a laser at the ego center of her brain and render it cinders

She constantly talks as though she’s on her own and she’ll likely never have even the most theoretical concept of what it is to suffer for one’s child and pardon me, Dharmic Wheel, but I think this is a big enough miss that a second go is due

 

[AfghanBlue]

She's "sobbing" because she had to ask for Gibbs from Mami and Papi to buy Hah-nuh some blocks. First question, Becky, how much did you spend on weed this week? Also, ever heard of thrift stores?
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Kek, 'my abusive parents' really came through.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Also, ever heard of thrift stores?

Go on any Facebook moms group and people will beg you to take barely used toys off their hands. I bet there are really good ones in her area because it’s fancy. Poor people know these things.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Just a quick reminder that she spent over $100 to play Civilization 7 a few days early and $25 to rent Gladiator 2.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Kek, 'my abusive parents' really came through.

I hope her cucks still don’t want to punch them in the face for misgendering poor Becky

 

[Mr Owl]

Just a quick reminder that she spent over $100 to play Civilization 7 a few days early and $25 to rent Gladiator 2.

Hahaha and then didn't even watch it because it didn't have subtitles!

I couldn't write Bex to be funnier or more frustrating than she is in reality.

 

[Birthday Cat]

you dumb bitch, first, stop saying "gods", you're not quirky or unique, and to go ahead and futureproof it don't say "oh my GAWDESS" either. second, you can get plastic letter blocks at dollar tree for 1.25. you can get any toy for 1.25. they're all plenty good enough quality for a kid and you don't have to beg people you hate. in fact considering how fucked up their head is from neglect, just holding them would probably be enough to make them very happy. you don't get to beg for money when you sat your ass on the couch most likely wanting to order custom crafted wooden blocks from etsy or some shit after spending 25 on a shit movie that was shit a mile away and 100 on one of the biggest failures of a game from a series known to be colossal failures since the sci fi spin off

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

She's "sobbing" because she had to ask for Gibbs from Mami and Papi to buy Hah-nuh some blocks. First question, Becky, how much did you spend on weed this week? Also, ever heard of thrift stores?
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I think this is the most infuriating lolcow I've ever "interacted" with in my career on Kiwifarms.

Like every single thing she posts or says fills me with actual murderous rage. I genuinely wish I could commit violence towards her for every sanctimonious BPD post or fake humbleness post she makes.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

you dumb bitch, first, stop saying "gods", you're not quirky or unique, and to go ahead and futureproof it don't say "oh my GAWDESS" either.

Other than this cow I think it has been no less than 15 years since I encountered people using that "clever" neopagan version of the common phrase.

Does she state anywhere that she believes in multiple deities- I know there are some "Jewish Wiccans" and so forth who do, or claim to. Or is this just a tic left over because she left her sole remaining braincell on circa 2005 LiveJournal?

 

[Temperance]

Does she state anywhere that she believes in multiple deities- I know there are some "Jewish Wiccans" and so forth who do, or claim to. Or is this just a tic left over because she left her sole remaining braincell on circa 2005 LiveJournal?

I think she invokes "the gods" just to be contrary & spiteful towards monotheists (Christians in particular). I don't recall her ever specifically naming these other gods she supposedly believes in.

At best, Becky has mentioned vague "spirits" she appeases with magic/offerings, but this is rare. Couple examples:

But don't worry Becky is trying to appease the "border spirits"

To make things better, she's asking her witchy friends for advice on appeasing the spirits. (True and Honest Jew, btw )

This is part of her Witch / Bruja LARP.
You would think a self-proclaimed "Jewitch" would be into Kabbalah and maybe Asherah worship, but no... Basic Becky is very boring & lazy. She just does some candle magic once in awhile.

But watch out! She might hex you to step on some legos!

edit: Becky gives her thoughts on utilizing black magic and hoodoo/rootwork:

 

[Pargon]

“Hey Internet, I’m not getting the hands-on help I want from you strangers; are there any gods, or natural forces, or like laws of physics I could invoke to get what I want?”

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"I'm trained in root work (long story)."

Rootwork is traditional black, as in African, magic. It's not something a girl like Becky would ever be trained in outside of buying Hoodoo for Dummies or something.

So, "long story" in this instance means "please ask me about this so I can tell you a terrible lie!"

 

[Basic Block]

Bex claimed Hannuh spoke her first word today, briefly remembering she has a child, before celebrating by disassociating from reality.

Also:
"This boyfriend's weed just sent me to the stratosphere"
"a boyfriend"

Is this yet another human scab picked from FetLife? I can't keep up.

 

[AnOminous]

The eventual custody battle over Hannah is gonna be messy. Poor kid

Honestly, if Daniel wants it, he's probably going to get it. Becky is evil and spiteful and a child abuser, but the instant it requires anything resembling effort, she'll drop it like she drops everything else.

And even if she is spiteful enough for her to overcome her repulsive, massively obese slothfulness, a few pictures of her exposing her infant daughter to disgusting, depraved sex shit on social media and inviting a parade of perverts into her home, basically begging them to molest her, and even woman-friendly California family court is going to say fuck this shit.

Rootwork is traditional black, as in African, magic. It's not something a girl like Becky would ever be trained in outside of buying Hoodoo for Dummies or something.

More utterly racist cultural appropriation from this worthless white whore.

 

[Eventide]

I think this is the most infuriating lolcow I've ever "interacted" with in my career on Kiwifarms.

I'm infuriated that she didn't just think to start up an Ebay account or Facebook marketplace listing and sell some of her collector lego sets in order to have money to buy her daughter wooden blocks? It's not like Bex plays with her legos/builds with them anymore (at least from what her posts suggest).

“Hey Internet, I’m not getting the hands-on help I want from you strangers; are there any gods, or natural forces, or like laws of physics I could invoke to get what I want?”

...don't quote me on this, but I don't think she's practicing Judaism correctly.