Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

A. G. Peak said:
And there's going to be people who are going to try and chase me off the internet again.
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And who might that be, Luke? Because it wasn't us. We were devastated when you stopped putting out shit content. Maybe it was all the angry troons you scammed out of $100k...
Xev said:
Now we have babies and toddlers plopped in front of their iPads and elementary aged kids joining grooming chats on discord on their phones.
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Worse still is even if you try to avoid it you can't. Degenerate sick fucks are constantly finding ways to skirt ToS and put softcore shit out in public, and the cucks at Meta and Google refuse to do anything when you report the content because it's not technically pornography.

Just ignore that Linktree in the bio that takes you directly to their OnlyFans, goyim!
DickMain said:
Classic eunuch back.
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Combined with tech neck because he probably sits in front of his computer all day, feverishly refreshing his thread. His skeleton must look like an H.R. Giger design.
 
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lol?
 
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Two days and I'm shocked the youtube commentary people don't know or care about the keffals electroclips. I guess not having them frontpaged is a good filter for content, but I'm surprised chatters haven't gotten their eyes out it yet either. I was really looking forward to more audible reactions to that footage.

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lol?
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There's a gf in a gaming discord I frequent where she claims to have fibro and doesn't work(I assume her man makes her do chores and sex at least to compensate, he does well career-wise). So you'd think she would be gaming all day, but doesn't, she'll try to OBS some shit gameplay videos, then be mentally exhausted for days and not turn up. I'm not complaining, but it's baffling to me that someone with no job/career can get tired from nothing and fuck off from online for days to "recover." What are you even doing, other than maybe doomscrolling on your phone in bed?

On the other end of the spectrum there's people like Nick DeOrio who works 40 hours a week AND streams and doesn't wear out despite the lard. Some people are just built different I guess. Raised different too.
 
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Captain Retard said:
Wait, so the cow has confirmed that it will be steaming daily?! Make up your mind, you damn cow. (I pity the psychiatrist.)
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There's no "psychiatrist". At best he's either sending a few bucks to someone on zoom who nods with kind eyes as he's bitching/lying at them for 45 minutes. No actual well-meaning med professional would ask what led to his "mental breakdown" and then cosign the exact same shit that led to his "mental breakdown". Private practice Psychiatry is clearly a scam half the time as it is.

"I went from being gone for a year to four consecutive streams in a row"

Lucas, I'm 95% certain you read this thread, you didn't even make it close to a year. Thank you for doing your part in inching us all closer to peak trans; I love how you played your small marginal part in helping us get Orange man Two: Electric Boogaloo. It's gonna be a really awesome 4 years! 🙂

I also heard it through the grapevine you're back to debasing yourself on video for chump change. How about I send you $500 USD to get the KF logo (2"x2") tattooed anywhere of your choice? How about we make it an even 1K USD and you just get the words "Kiwi Farms was right" Times new Roman font 1.5" tall. Take what 20 mins? Easy money, way easier than self harming on livestream or getting a real job like the rest of us plebs have to do, right? Vladimir Lenin would have publicly declared your a bourgeoisie imperialist traitor and in all likeliness would have sent you to the Gulag or just shot you in town square without thinking twice. I'd imagine he doesn't want you quoting him but, fuck him so do what you want.

YWNBARW
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
"I went from being gone for a year to four consecutive streams in a year"
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This is how I feel about a computer game I've already beat that has some replayability to it. Lucas is using it in reference to his only income stream that's supposed to hobble along as some sort of shadow of a business.
 
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