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Mikoyan said:
What portion of his behavior isn't already medallion-curse-tier?
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It's the only reason I can come up with that Johnny Somali went Ultra-Mega-Gigga-Nigger. This nigger will be brought to the attention of the Secretary of State to the US, and it won't be positive. Hell, IP2 just may have made the agenda of several diplomatic missions thanks to him with Pissboi a close second.
 
I forgot to mention Danger also thought the cops were going to let him drive around in their car with them (I guess since he calls them every other day they're basically partners now) and that's when he got all pissy and threw the fit (in his car where they couldn't see him when he went to snitch on them) after they said fuck off lol.

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One of my guilty pleasures is watching police bodycam videos on Youtube because the endless fuckups are always entertaining (my particular weakness is airport freakouts -- best free entertainment on the internet besides lolcows), and the single biggest truth you'll ever glean from watching those is the moment someone says "I know my rights!" ... they don't, and it's about to go very poorly for them.

People who actually know their rights exercise them instead of "warning" that they know them.
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They also ALL not only have lawyers on retainer, they're waiting right this second to immediately save them and fire the cops. Actually they're not even on retainer it's their PERSONAL lawyer(s), apparently.

Do YOU have a lawyer to call? Because that guy just got arrested for stealing a bag of chips and he does (which, since they know their rights and have lawyers you would think they know, or were told, stealing 15 different times from Walmart is wrong. But then, I don't have a lawyer so who am I). We really do be living in a society.
 
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Pimozide said:
What would it take to get one made and sent to Johnny? We know Hank's address, and we'll know Somali's address after he gets thrown in jail for being terminally retarded.
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I dont know how much shipping is, but probably ~$100 total.
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Kiwi Andy said:
Dexpuppy update #Anime #BPDQueen #Cutter #MethWhore
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That is the worst room I think I've ever seen, everything is just demented consoomerism, hell, the pillow covers blocking the light and the outside view feels like such a on-the-nose metaphor I'd assume this was from a garbage indie movie.
You can't even rest your eyes looking up, there's shit on the celling.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
That is the worst room I think I've ever seen, everything is just demented consoomerism, hell, the pillow covers blocking the light and the outside view feels like such a on-the-nose metaphor I'd assume this was from a garbage indie movie.
You can't even rest your eyes looking up, there's shit on the celling.
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I want to see what the rest of the house looks like.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
That is the worst room I think I've ever seen, everything is just demented consoomerism, hell, the pillow covers blocking the light and the outside view feels like such a on-the-nose metaphor I'd assume this was from a garbage indie movie.
You can't even rest your eyes looking up, there's shit on the celling.
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Thirteen is the movie that describes Dex's life, but throw in meth, cocaine and a few other odds and ends.
 
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I was recommended to clip this here.


For context, Shoovy is currently in atlantic city and had given some crackhead 20 bucks to gamble with in a casino and the crackhead was trying to run with the money. Shoovy followed him to the bathroom and waited around for the crackhead to come out when security came up to him. This is what followed


 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
I was recommended to clip this here.


For context, Shoovy is currently in atlantic city and had given some crackhead 20 bucks to gamble with in a casino and the crackhead was trying to run with the money. Shoovy followed him to the bathroom and waited around for the crackhead to come out when security came up to him. This is what followed


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This guy is just 2024 newspeak, fuck, that was hard to watch.

Why is a white person saying 'finna'? That's not even a word to people with normal melanin levels.

The Stanley Tucci lookalike manager didn't really defuse that situation either, probably because Shoovy looks like a crackhead wigger.
 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
I was recommended to clip this here.


For context, Shoovy is currently in atlantic city and had given some crackhead 20 bucks to gamble with in a casino and the crackhead was trying to run with the money. Shoovy followed him to the bathroom and waited around for the crackhead to come out when security came up to him. This is what followed


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Does the manager actually have the power to detain him?
 
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Crunkle said:
Why is a white person saying 'finna'? That's not even a word to people with normal melanin levels.
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I'm going to hold on to my brain cells and not watch that video but I actually thought that was a nigger anyway just from the picture.

IP2 stopped being lolcow funny years ago. I can't believe it exists anymore.
 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
I was recommended to clip this here.


For context, Shoovy is currently in atlantic city and had given some crackhead 20 bucks to gamble with in a casino and the crackhead was trying to run with the money. Shoovy followed him to the bathroom and waited around for the crackhead to come out when security came up to him. This is what followed


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Shoovy literally could have de-escalated that by just acting slow, like saying, 'Huh... What? Am I not supposed to be here? Ohhh, okay... Sorry...' Then, for any other questions they ask, just keep answering in a way that makes it seem like you're not fully understanding, so they think, 'Oh, this kid is actually slow, let's get him out of here,' instead of getting defensive about the situation. But the problem is the kid is on some kind of spectrum or else he would of figured that out. I don't like how that brother spoke to shoovy tho that white man should of shushed him and said did i tell you to speak. Anyways either way both of those guys were out of line also the guy said he was the casino manager? than at the end says hes security? are they outta their minds if shoovy got himself a good jewish lawyer he might be able to get paid off this one.
 
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