Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

Of course you did it by yourself and not went to a salon like a reasonable person. If you do it by yourself it will make a mess. If you really want to do it at home, at least have someone helping you.

its cheaper to do it myself

 

[Shine-369]

A.i. perspective on Zooey.

EDIT: Much easier on the eyes.

 

[NerdShamer]

how do you do that

By getting in touch with your local code enforcement agency and filing an report that you've been using your bathtub for illegal and unsanitary purposes.

Like making moonshine in it

 

[Xev]

Jeez Zoey the bathtub thing has become a sort of inside joke. Just laugh along with us instead of getting upset. Everyone needs to laugh at themselves sometimes. One day you will have irl friends and you need to learn to banter back n forth, especially if you think you're a boy or non binary. Men are really mean to each other but no one takes it personal.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Sandnigger]

I'm sickened, but intrigued.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

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meow

 

[Axiom.]

that is HAIR DYE because i dyed my hair purple months ago

So why didn't you clean that until now? Do you not bathe at all?

 

[NerdShamer]

Jeez Zoey the bathtub thing has become a sort of inside joke

No, it's not. She genuinely shits in her bathtub right after she brews some hard liquor in it

 

[Croak & Caw]

Toji how do you make stuff random text

Ohh, now I see why you asked
You could try toggling BB code and copy pasta'ing, but quoting is probably easier...

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

So why didn't you clean that until now? Do you not bathe at all?

the dye wont come off
i bathe regularly

 

[Blackstar]

meow

The cat smokes crack

 

[Axiom.]

the dye wont come off
i bathe regularly

I'm not expert but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to use the sink instead of a bathtub.

 

[Xev]

No, it's not. She genuinely shits in her bathtub right after she brews some hard liquor in it

See, if I were Zoey, thank Yahweh I'm not, I would take mock photos of all these things we accuse her of. A photo of me sleeping in my tub, one of me pretending to make toilet wine in my toilet tub, etc etc. It's about as wholesome funny as any cow could hope to be.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

I'm not expert but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to use the sink instead of a bathtub.

my sink is too small

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

By getting in touch with your local code enforcement agency and filing an report that you've been using your bathtub for illegal and unsanitary purposes.

Like making moonshine in it

For Tiffany it would be goonshine.

 

[NerdShamer]

For Tiffany it would be goonshine.

Nah, that'll count as an act of biological warfare if someone drinks her goonshine

 

[DickMain]

Inb4 she goes "liking donuts doesnt make me fat stop projecting"

Here's why I'm fat, kiwisisters. French toast breakfast with eggs and beans, leftover batter turned into banana bread.

@mitsuba :3 what kind of doughnuts did you get, and what do you think of bavarians

 

[clara red bottoms]

No, it's not. She genuinely shits in her bathtub right after she brews some hard liquor in it

Brown ale never seemed less appealing

 

[Toji Suzuhara]