Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Salt Mines]

1. If I also come to believe that such entities actually exist, but I am not native, am I committing a racist thoughtcrime?

2. Does that mean people from outside those cultures and ethnicities can never convert to their religious beliefs? Are non-natives somehow genetically incapable of holding similar beliefs? Does that mean that specific personality traits and behaviors are specific to certain ethnic groups?

Yeah I dunno why this seems to be the case for SJWs (and Natives, for that matter). Mexican-Americans have had some cryptids/monsters that have become pop-culture moneymakers within the last decade or so, and those cryptids are rooted in folk religious beliefs. La Lechuza is pretty similar to a skin walker from what I can gather. Older generations take these beliefs very seriously and no one is going to give a non-Mexican shit for believing them too. I think a lot of cultures have something skinwalker'ish tbh.

I'm a dirty beaner and I don't give a fuck that people dig these things. I think it's cool that there's a La Llorona movie so children of all ethnicities can be traumatized by their parents now.

 

[brooky]

I don't think the person she was reblogging was annoyed that people were interested in Indigenous folklore as a rule; he was saying that skinwalkers and wendigo are different entities and should not be used interchangeably. Both appear in horror movies and games, and TBH a lot of times they're not accurate, or they're just a cool name for a generic werewolf or monster. That's what's annoying and disrespectful.

Staph's response made it sound like people being interested in First Nations folklore at all was what caused evil in the world. She's a really, really poor communicator.

 

[nuno bo2no]

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Maybe her rapist former spirit companion is Pixie Terri‘s/Ashton’s rape ghost. Maybe stomach penis is just Loki god spousing PT, and whoring around on Staph.

She would download it and ignore it after a week. This is not a serious disciplined person.

Or, she would just see it as a recommendation from us, and then jump into it without doing any of her own actual research to see what the security issues might be.

Then, blame us for sending her to a scam site when she just should have checked it out for herself and maybe done some comparisons. I can point someone in a helpful direction, but I can’t make them drink that goddamn muddy water out of the trough now can I?

23 and me anyone?
HIPAA does not apply LMAO

Again. Sorry if this makes no sense. Brain is breaking, getting tested is nigh impossible,and the available help is bullshit. I could type this exact same statement up in five minutes and post it without ever realizing I just had done that. That is what my last month has been like after a gradual build of no one believing my memory issues, always, but perimenopause blew everything up. Ladies ladies learn anything you can about perimenopause because they don’t even teach medical people about it and it just hits you and you all of a sudden think you’re just need to be checked into a psych hospital and for the rest of your life

Is an inhibited person, my inhibitions are practically gone and I don’t know what to do about that. Negrates won’t help lol but do your best.

Took me 10 minutes to get my shoes and socks on the other day and none of the pieces were even lost.

Take care of your brains, people!

Also refuse to see a mid-level practitioner beyond an initial intakeif you know that there are so many things you are dealing with from different facets of being human. They don’t have the experience.

Just like social workers so being therapist. All the powers that we care about is not having to pay twice as much for three times as much for a psychiatrist.

Again sorry I almost hope this doesn’t send when I try to send it but, oh well

The farmer who had a stroke during early days of Covid whether it was from that or not, I think I am experiencing some of what you described. Thanks for your information and input!

 

[often puzzled]

The farmer who had a stroke during early days of Covid whether it was from that or not, I think I am experiencing some of what you described.

You okay, fren? Go to the ER if you're having stroke-like symptoms; a prompt response makes all the difference. Take care!

 

[Chromeo]

She absolutely wishes she had a normal life.

Half of her LARP is convincing herself that she’s living the life she wants to, and not that she’s a sad, pathetic, desperate 30 something virgin who will remain that way forever.
It’s the kind of thing that if she wasn’t such an abhorrent person, you’d feel bad about.

In an alternate universe, Stephanie's birth mom didn't do crack, and she came out normal. She was still put up for adoption, and still raised by the Cianfriglias, but her brain wasn't permanently bent somewhere and she was capable of personal growth. Because of that, she never wasted time on DeviantArt grooming teenagers. She was too busy actually attending college and getting through on her own merit, not just being shuffled through the system by some dedicated tard wranglers. She volunteered overseas with Americorps and met a great guy on the trip. When she came back to the states, she got her LMSW and got married. Stephanie and her husband found out she had PCOS and had to be spayed, but that didn't stop her. She followed her doctor's advice and changed her diet and exercise to improve her health, but when her womb was still barren, her and her husband decided to adopt since Stephanie herself was adopted and it only seemed right to help another child that needed a home. After that they got some cats and moved into a nice little 2b2br just outside of Binghamton, but they still drop by the Cianfriglias in Endicott often so Stephanie can run errands for her sick mother and laugh at strangers with her old father (what? nobody's perfect.) She's still Stephanie, though; she watches horror movies with her husband, bakes cookies with her kid, has all kinds of cat paraphernalia in her office (including mugs - which she has NEVER peed in), and reads shitty fantasy romance novels on her Kindle in her spare time. It's a modest life, but it's full and it's happy and it's more than anyone could ever ask for.

Except for OUR universe's Stephanie, who's a perpetually greedy wad who never does anything to help others or improve her own life. She lets everyone else foot the bill while she pisses her life away arguing on the Internet and ordering $5 cans of soda from Amazon. She'll never be married (or in any kind of meaningful relationship,) she'll never have kids (thank god,) and when she dies the first person to know will be the first ex-con neighbor to come barging in begging for money when they find Sigyn eating her bloated corpse. She'll probably go to hell, but frankly I can't imagine it'll look much different from her life now, so hey, at least she's got that going for her.

 

[VinegarPussy]

perimenopause blew everything up. Ladies ladies learn anything you can about perimenopause because they don’t even teach medical people about it and it just hits you and you all of a sudden think you’re just need to be checked into a psych hospital

Perimenopause is hell. I hope you’re okay. It sounds like you are experiencing a lot of things at once. I would encourage you to go to the ER just to be on the safe side.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She'll probably go to hell,

"yeAhh, H-E-L: Helheim, Helheim!! Not the Christian hell "

-illustration of the goldfish loop that would be trying to translate the tragedy of this life-potential-comparison to Staph.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

This reads like she got autism and a weird gender from being vaccinated.


Farmers, don't get too excited...


OK, if you say so.


Such a badass druid... being put off by a little rain. How the fuck will neck ache stop you from going outside to a ritual you're going to - SPOILERS - do indoors?


Remember when she simped for Steve Jobs? But she said his ghost was an asshole so she didn't fuck him?


God dammit Stephanie! It's a little bit of rain! Just admit you can't be bothered to leave your apartment. I was really hoping that her obnoxious tranny badges and shouting at demons were going to draw an audience in the park.


Feminists judge for yourself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Such a badass druid... being put off by a little rain. How the fuck will neck ache stop you from going outside to a ritual you're going to - SPOILERS - do indoors?

In the ancient days of the Druids, wasn't predicting the weather a big thing for the village shaman/beard-wisdom-robe-dude to be in charge of? She's pasting from some weather app and asking what its terms mean; did she sleep through the part of Online Druid College where they look at wind direction and how fuzzy caterpillars are and ask the gods if the weather's going to be cool tomorrow?

It's not the fake wizardry that bothers me; it's the lack of consistency.


Request for information: I am from the West Coast: does the East not have some public parks with little roofed areas, for picnics and stuff? Also do you guys not have raincoats? Someone should tell Stephanie about raincoats. Raincoats let you go outside and honor the gods while not getting so wet; they're like a magic cloak except you can buy them at Wal-Mart or order one delivered from Amazon along with your $3 soda pops.

 

[brooky]

Sounds like someone found something her favourite artist made to be a little sexist, and isn't sure how to process that.

Weird, given that she's turned on by actual misogynist murderers.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'm not watching a video from a guy i now only know as 'the wierd old piss dude' thanks to Stapphy, but based on Stapphy'a context I assume that the song is calling his female critics kissless virgins?

"Undisciplined, unabashed, unknown and unscathed
Unteachable, unchallenged, insatiable, unpunished
Inflexible, so unspeakable, insolent and unbearable
Useless, uncovered, unaesthetic, unlicked
...
Uncontrolled and untouched, indescribable, unseduced
Ignored, unknown, insincere, unmanned
Unbearable, unheard, unbearable, undisturbed
Unsatisfied, unskilled, unadorned and unfucked"

 

[Pee Your Pants]

"Undisciplined, unabashed, unknown and unscathed
Unteachable, unchallenged, insatiable, unpunished
Inflexible, so unspeakable, insolent and unbearable
Useless, uncovered, unaesthetic, unlicked
...
Uncontrolled and untouched, indescribable, unseduced
Ignored, unknown, insincere, unmanned
Unbearable, unheard, unbearable, undisturbed
Unsatisfied, unskilled, unadorned and unfucked"

Sounds like Till spotted Staph in the crowd at his NY gig and decided to write this song about her.


The absolute STATE of her in this thumbnail.
The TikTok in question.

I haven't watched it yet, so go see what nonsense she has to say, I guess.


I don't have access to Facebook, but if anyone here does then maybe they will be able to find it.

 

[RonRiot]

I'm not watching a video from a guy i now only know as 'the wierd old piss dude'

Grandpa is sad that women are mean about him being a rapist instead of taking it sexfully. He gets pushed around in a wheelchair dressed as a priest, and set on fire in a way that might have been edgy in the late 1990s. A man has a baby? The baby is also sad.
The music is even lazier than an old man being pushed around in a wheelchair by an actress who is not getting paid enough for this.

 

[often puzzled]

The absolute STATE of her in this thumbnail.
The TikTok in question.

Here's a local archive of the TikTok:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

God dammit Stephanie! It's a little bit of rain!

Not even that, it's maybe a little bit of rain. She could just wait and if it doesn't look like rain still go out, but we all know she just wanted an excuse to stay at home.

 

[a hapless toad]

Request for information: I am from the West Coast: does the East not have some public parks with little roofed areas, for picnics and stuff? Also do you guys not have raincoats? Someone should tell Stephanie about raincoats. Raincoats let you go outside and honor the gods while not getting so wet; they're like a magic cloak except you can buy them at Wal-Mart or order one delivered from Amazon along with your $3 soda pops.

I am also from the West Coast and cannot answer your question, but I want to point out that it's not just the "occasional showers" that's ridiculous but also it's going to be SEVENTY FOUR DEGREES (23C). Who the fuck cares if you get rained on?! It's not like you're going to get cold!

It's 45 and rainy here and I was out working in my yard for hours today in jeans and a long sleeved merino t-shirt. It was delightful.

Edit: Oh wait, I CAN answer the question...

Her beloved "mountain" has a lovely, spacious picnic pavilion! Which will probably be deserted due to the "occasional showers".

https://maps.app.goo.gl/bPysPTGe6WT1oWXVA?g_st=ac

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I like the side by side duality of 'IM A PROUD VIKING WARRIOR PRINCESS VICTORY OR VALHALLA' and 'nearly got triggered into a panic attack due to being called a tard on facebook'.

She won't survive in the wild

 

[JanuaryViolet]

The absolute STATE of her in this thumbnail.
The TikTok in question.

Tooth is still chipped. (No, that's not the only horror, but worth noting.)

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's 45 and rainy here and I was out working in my yard for hours today in jeans and a long sleeved merino t-shirt. It was delightful.

Oddly enough, same here (slightly different shirt). I guess I hate thistles and sticky willy more than Stephanie hates Donald Trump.

fun druid fact: you can make a coffee substitute with sticky willy (Galium aparine, bedstraw, tons of other common names) since it has caffeine in it, just not as much. Also any of it you don't pull up now you will later be pulling off your pants and/or your pets.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

The absolute STATE of her in this thumbnail.

Oh my god, this has got to be weeks' worth of grease. I actually feel bad for the crackheads now because there is no way the SMELL is staying within the confines of Staph's hovel. It's got to be so bad that Siggy's filthy litter box is actually serving as an air freshener. She's accumulated enough oil in her scuzzy hair that it's only a matter of time before the US launches a military operation to invade her scalp

Seriously though, what the entire fuck is wrong with her retard therapist? Regardless of whether the client has diagnosed "autism" or whatever else, if they regularly attend appointments looking like this, is it not the therapists' job to address it and try to work on whatever is preventing their client from regularly attending to their own basic hygiene? Shit like that is the entire purpose of therapists, or I thought so anyway, unless the psychology industry has somehow become even more of an abysmal, cancerous scam than I thought. Lmfao actually though, I can't believe the elder Cianfriglias are still paying for the "services" of this useless retard, at best this is staggering incompetence and at worst it's blatant fraud.