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Go in looking like Chris or Phil and brag about your swinging d-cups and soul vagina you grew using white noise on YouTube while scoping out lesbos to trib with, or brag to underaged girls how you're smashing the patriarchy by taping your dick to your thigh and sucking your balls into your inguinal canal, then mighr rightfully be problems.

Any woman who has gone to a sports event or a concert, or really any public bathroom, knows that there will almost always be a line...sometimes that line literally goes outside the bathroom and into a hallway. The only people talking in this line is people who know each other. I'm not starting up a conversation with some random in line to the bathroom. And the moment someone tries, it would be so awkward. I can honestly imagine Chris going into a line and trying to chat up some girl while he waits in line. He might not talk about his boobs he 'grew' via youtube video; but I can honestly imagine him talking about whatever event he's at... or god forbid the girl has on a shirt/jacket with a picture of some character from a show he knows.

Or maybe not....knowing Chris he might just shit himself and do nothing...either way; not someone I want to be waiting in line with.
 
Any woman who has gone to a sports event or a concert, or really any public bathroom, knows that there will almost always be a line...sometimes that line literally goes outside the bathroom and into a hallway. The only people talking in this line is people who know each other. I'm not starting up a conversation with some random in line to the bathroom. And the moment someone tries, it would be so awkward. I can honestly imagine Chris going into a line and trying to chat up some girl while he waits in line. He might not talk about his boobs he 'grew' via youtube video; but I can honestly imagine him talking about whatever event he's at... or god forbid the girl has on a shirt/jacket with a picture of some character from a show he knows.

Or maybe not....knowing Chris he might just shit himself and do nothing...either way; not someone I want to be waiting in line with.
Nobody will talk to him anyways because they'll be too busy covering their noses and trying their hardest not to throw up.
 
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Chris liked this video; it was only 10 seconds long, but just by the screenshot....you can tell someone like Chris having an interest in this video is inappropriate.
 
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