DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

This retard is whining about his kitchen again. I guess blowing money on cameras and a new PC is someone else’s problem.

Focusing on the cameras and PCs just excuses the fact that he's blowing it all away on gambling, doordash and gin. That's the reason he's still broke and will always be broke.

 

[Pargon]

The thing is, if you do it yourself, you can do a kitchen refit for 000's and not 0000's.

This is exactly the kind of thing he should be doing for content. I’m not kidding. “Hey everyone! Remember how it took me three days and the advice of the mentally deficient to install a shock mount for one of my professional-style microphones? Come see what happens when I need to demo a countertop!”

 

[Corpun]

Phil needs to be taken away by the whitecoats for his own mental health.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I take a week off the (lowercase I) internet, and I come back to a pet bird, a Nightbot for Kick, and Mersh/Beardson being un-confirmed for Smark Guys. This guy has become increasingly mental since the breakup, holy shit.
I guess killing leporidae wasn't enough for him, I give the poor birb a week before Jasper or Khet get to it.

 

[Comma]

A new technical issue is happening after he just started playing Atomfall on the new lemon PC . Well, playing... he's bumbling around, not knowing what to do and constantly looking at chat to help him out. Anyway, the screen is constantly going black at random intervals:

As advised by the chat, he put it to exclusive full screen instead of borderless full screen, but this didn't resolve it. FYI: he's running it at full 4K resolution. Dibs on him never having updated the GPU drivers since receiving the PC.

EDIT:

We're at the "Fuck this game!" stage already, less than 30 minutes after booting the game for the first time:

EDIT:

Instead of running it at an uncapped frame rate (100+), he just capped the frame rate to 60. Seems likes this has fixed it, but this obviously cucks him out of a much smoother experience.

EDIT:

It happened again.

After refitting the HDMI cable on his capture device, there's no audio:

This is like watching your grandpa trying to figure out how a smartphone works...

 

[Kheapathic]

When he started up, he said he was running uncapped framerate, he's changed it and it hasn't happened since. Willing to bet uncapping was stressing his GPU, but Phil can't think of such nonsense, because he's the king.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

A new technical issue is happening after he just started playing Atomfall on the new lemon PC . Well, playing... he's bumbling around, not knowing what to do and constantly looking at chat to help him out. Anyway, the screen is constantly going black at random intervals:

View attachment 7144227

As advised by the chat, he put it to exclusive full screen instead of borderless full screen, but this didn't resolve it. FYI: he's running it at full 4K resolution. Dibs on him never having updated the GPU drivers since receiving the PC.

EDIT:

We're at the "Fuck this game!" stage already, less than 30 minutes after booting the game for the first time:

View attachment 7144258



EDIT:

Instead of running it at 100+ frames per second, he just capped the frame rate to 60. Seems likes this has fixed it, but this obviously cucks him out of a much smoother experience.

It shows how idiot proof PC gaming has become how few issues this idiot actually had until now. And yes, probably just old drivers.

Phil also the type of guy to use stupid Ai functionality for a camera and then act surprised when it spazzes out.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

A new technical issue is happening after he just started playing Atomfall on the new lemon PC . Well, playing... he's bumbling around, not knowing what to do and constantly looking at chat to help him out. Anyway, the screen is constantly going black at random intervals:

View attachment 7144227

As advised by the chat, he put it to exclusive full screen instead of borderless full screen, but this didn't resolve it. FYI: he's running it at full 4K resolution.

Dibs on him never having updated the GPU drivers since receiving the PC.

Has this guy even updated the BIOS or microcode? This could be CPU finally frying itself (remember the 13/14th gen Intels have a "melting" issue) due to the OEM BIOS.
According to TomsHardware his GPU had extremely shitty thermal paste so it could also be the GPU getting fried as well.

E: Uncapped 4K, who the fuck does this that has an IQ above 10 lmfao

 

[Comma]

Has this guy even updated the BIOS or microcode? This could be CPU finally frying itself (remember the 13/14th gen Intels have a "melting" issue) due to the OEM BIOS.

Of course he hasn't. This is the man that unironically expected a phone call from his car dealership to tell him when it was time to change the oil.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Has this guy even updated the BIOS or microcode? This could be CPU finally frying itself (remember the 13/14th gen Intels have a "melting" issue) due to the OEM BIOS.
According to TomsHardware his GPU had extremely shitty thermal paste so it could also be the GPU getting fried as well.

E: Uncapped 4K, who the fuck does this that has an IQ above 10 lmfao

This motherfucker doesn't even have HWinfo or FanControl or never even went to BIOS to set up a fan curve, did he? Instead he downloaded like five faggy RGB apps so he's 100% running everything at stock speeds which is fucking abysmal. If anything, and knowing Phil, if he ever tinkered with it he probably set up a silent profile because noise = bad and didn't realize that PCs get noisy because they're running hot.
I know his PC has a AIO for the CPU, but I don't think he ever changed any settings for the GPU, so it's probably running hot as shit while the fucking idiot has it at 4k uncapped FPS. Peak retardation.

Of course he hasn't. This is the man that unironically expected a phone call from his car dealership to tell him when it was time to change the oil.

He also for whatever reason had to lie and say he did while the fucking screen was showing that he didn't.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Instead he downloaded like five faggy RGB apps

Of course he did.

Also is he using a 4070 for 4k? I guess it is tolerable with DLSS but good luck in a few years with new games.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I see after the successful KC Arc, the writers are now back to doing the usual "Trying to go Viral to attract new dents" filler arc. *Sigh*
Well, i guess even the writers need time to cook, so let's skip these filler episodes.

He's literally having Ethan Ralph on SmarkGuys tonight.

 

[Kier Starmer]

It is not even difficult, either. Just follow a YouTube tutorial, buy a USB in preparation, and it takes 15 minutes at most.

Jesus, he is running a 4070 at 4k, wonder if it is going brrrrrr, I tried 4k on my 4060 and it can not cope, but 4k is overrated anyway.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Some of the most blatant projection I think I've ever seen from Phil. The utter lack of self awareness here is stunning.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

I just checked in to see how Ralph was doing live. He's already sounding a bit juiced and slurring.

We might be in for some real gold tonight.

 

[David Brown]

I just checked in to see how Ralph was doing live. He's already sounding a bit juiced and slurring.

We might be in for some real gold tonight.
View attachment 7144460

I'm worried that DSP will rage kick him after not very long like he did to RTU. I really hope Ralph knows he's gotta at least slightly pretend to be nice to Phil if he wants to stick around.

 

[Kier Starmer]

This disrespectful cunt for real though. PPP is an internet darling in the ranks of Null and Jim, and from what Ashton has said, he values his privacy highly. He gives a story occasionally, but he has friends because of his timing. Socially isolated people tend not to respond well to people, but PPP is social. His responses are sharp as a tack.

This guy was one of the very few people in 20 years to actually turn around and help you. You constantly show what a dispectful asshole you are.

I just want Ralph to call him a boring nigger faggot.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Some of the most blatant projection I think I've ever seen from Phil. The utter lack of self awareness here is stunning.
View attachment 7144451

So in his version of the events, Phil snaked a fellow streamer for eight months to humiliate him and steal his viewers and money, and the streamer was just lonely and wanted to be friends with Phil? Or have we already retconned the disaster King Snake stream?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Got a crisp fiver on the line this punchable faggot polack doesn't even have anything to tweak his graphics cards power or core clocks such as msi afterburner he just runs it bareback.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

The thing is, if you do it yourself, you can do a kitchen refit for 000's and not 0000's.

Ain't gonna lie I would love to see phil run a series of streams dedicated to him attempting to fix his kitchen by way of chat trying to get him through the penultimate puzzle boss: Mr Leaky Faucet. He'd find a way to flood the place, crack a new set of tiles before they're even open and plane half the leg off the breakfast bar stool that Kat recovers on after a hard day of breathing.