DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Belegar Ironhammer]

I just checked in to see how Ralph was doing live. He's already sounding a bit juiced and slurring.

We might be in for some real gold tonight.
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Xanny and Perc for breakfast. He's hollering and talking about debasing women. Classic Gunt. Tonight's crossover might be memorable.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Phil said he will not be playing The First Berserker: Khazan, a brutal action RPG that many have compared to Sekiro and is currently sitting at a Very Positive review rating on Steam.
Of course not, why play that when we have games like Lost Records and Yakuza?

 

[Elbe]

In case anyone needs catching up, we're currently at the 'eating scabs from your face' stage.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Has this guy even updated the BIOS or microcode? This could be CPU finally frying itself (remember the 13/14th gen Intels have a "melting" issue) due to the OEM BIOS.
According to TomsHardware his GPU had extremely shitty thermal paste so it could also be the GPU getting fried as well.

E: Uncapped 4K, who the fuck does this that has an IQ above 10 lmfao

No he didn't, here's a little rundown on where we at with the BIOS:

• When he got the PC, the dents told him to update cause of the issue he said he will
• Around august 2024 during the camera problem era he claimed having updated
• In September 2024 the microcode update came out
• Flash forward to a week ago and avowed yelling at him to update his BIOS and it shows his current BIOS version dates back from january 2024
• After that he claims he did update it but it didn't work and the installation didn't work
• Current phil now claims the BIOS is updated

So latest proofs still show that he hasn't updated anything, add to that the exhaust of the other pc right in front of the intake of his gaming pc, his CPU is slowly dying.

TLDR: his CPU is still slowly frying itself

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil also the type of guy to use stupid Ai functionality for a camera and then act surprised when it spazzes out.

He worked at a helicopter company, one of the big things on aircraft is keeping the metal bucket in the sky and electrical active, to include several failovers in case the first or second go down. Then there's the FGC, where yeah he left, let's call it early, before some dudes really shined; but there's a number of dudes with Electrical Engineering and other associated degrees; sure they're just no life button mashers and Phil thinks he moved on, but he really has no idea the kind of shit you could get if you organized the collective FGC by their formally trained and untrained skillsets. Throw in their autism for attention to detail, route memorization, timing, and other things; and you'd realize these adult men aren't as retarded as Phil wants to pretend they are. Even if he stayed in finance, if he wasn't repulsive and hung around others, he could've learned a thing or two about computers and other shit.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Ralph cut a promo for tonight

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ralph cut a promo for tonight

Man I can't wait for PEAK cinema tonight.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Ralph is absolutely shitfaced. Black out drunk and ranting incoherently. I'll be very surprised if he can make it to Smark Guys without passing out.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The thing is with Phil's bankruptcy, a bank won't even touch him for a second mortgage. How the fuck do you just snap away $70k and not even save any for taxes?

Focusing on the cameras and PCs just excuses the fact that he's blowing it all away on gambling, doordash and gin. That's the reason he's still broke and will always be broke.

Fuckin hell when you say the number out loud and seeing where it disappeared to and what a difference it didn't make.
You take a step back and realize 80% of what we haven't seen it spent is just gone in the wind.

I don't know how FATFUCK(I call him that still) feels about this essentially but helping this bozo out and realizing he only bought a couple PCs, cameras and lights with it and the rest went away with him on the Nothing Changes Path 3, I'd be downright fed up with it too.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Ralph is absolutely shitfaced. Black out drunk and ranting incoherently. I'll be very surprised if he can make it to Smark Guys without passing out.

It's lining up to be perfection. I was slightly nervous Ralph might show up "sober" which would be incredibly boring. Now we have the true Ralph pilled to the gills and pickled to hog heaven. As someone said earlier though I hope Phil doesn't puss out and kick him 2 minutes in.

 

[neger psykolog]

Fuckin hell when you say the number out loud and seeing where it disappeared to and what a difference it didn't make.
You take a step back and realize 80% of what we haven't seen it spent is just gone in the wind.

I don't know how FATFUCK(I call him that still) feels about this essentially but helping this bozo out and realizing he only bought a couple PCs, cameras and lights with it and the rest went away with him on the Nothing Changes Path 3, I'd be downright fed up with it too.

Don't forget supposedly he has to pay taxes at the end of April. Someone on Twitter was posting income analysis and his numbers are down hardcore since KC finished.

Like 50-70 grand or whatever it was on literally nothing. People get distracted by the RGB lights (DSP does too) but he literally set fire to all of that money with nothing to show for it.

I have severe doubt he kept aside the tax money.

 

[KingofSomething]

Ralph cut a promo for tonight

With this and that clip I saw of Ethan hollerin' until he turned red as a tomato on the Casino, I'm now excited for this stream. The ragepig is back and I'm pretty certain he's gonna get baited into say a slur or 4. The drama-adverse DSP sure knows how to pick 'em.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Please make the boghog and goutsnout an event for the history books, Lord.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Ethan Ralph shit will be a nothingburger. Phil will boot him quickly if he is too drunk.

 

[Nate Dingus]

DSP is a massive pussy and immediately cedes control during every interview.

Unless Ralph starts screaming gamer words over and over, I think DSP will just give in and nervously laugh. Ralph is going to stomp over this show like Eddie's couch

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

No he didn't, here's a little rundown on where we at with the BIOS:

• When he got the PC, the dents told him to update cause of the issue he said he will
• Around august 2024 during the camera problem era he claimed having updated
• In September 2024 the microcode update came out
• Flash forward to a week ago and avowed yelling at him to update his BIOS and it shows his current BIOS version dates back from january 2024
• After that he claims he did update it but it didn't work and the installation didn't work
• Current phil now claims the BIOS is updated

So latest proofs still show that he hasn't updated anything, add to that the exhaust of the other pc right in front of the intake of his gaming pc, his CPU is slowly dying.

TLDR: his CPU is still slowly frying itself

Even if he did make the update, he's still going to have issues down the road. The frying is due to oxidation at high temps and/or voltages, so stuff like Intel Turbo (enabled by default) is shortening the lifespan as is. And from what I understand, if his performance profile is at maximum, (it's Phil so that's a yes) the 0x129 voltage protections are bypassed altogether.
I can't begin to imagine what horrors his computer daisy-chaining is doing.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Please fucking god let this be good, it will mean PPP's section will be amazing.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Even if he did make the update, he's still going to have issues down the road. The frying is due to oxidation at high temps and/or voltages, so stuff like Intel Turbo (enabled by default) is shortening the lifespan as is. And from what I understand, if his performance profile is at maximum, (it's Phil so that's a yes) the 0x129 voltage protections are bypassed altogether.
I can't begin to imagine what horrors his computer daisy-chaining is doing.

I missed out on DSP lore. Did he buy a malfunctioning computer, or did he break it?

 

[neger psykolog]

With this and that clip I saw of Ethan hollerin' until he turned red as a tomato on the Casino, I'm now excited for this stream. The ragepig is back and I'm pretty certain he's gonna get baited into say a slur or 4. The drama-adverse DSP sure knows how to pick 'em.

tfw everyone gets hype for the stream and DSPs computer breaks in the first 15 seconds because he didn't update his BIOS 6 months ago

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

The Ralph thing is going to either be literally nothing (as in, he doesn't show up) or end with 50 pages and Phil's channel getting terminated, there is no in between here. For some reason, Phil's events are like that, either complete nothingburgers (Keem) or just event horizon shit (Sidescrollers).

So in his version of the events, Phil snaked a fellow streamer for eight months to humiliate him and steal his viewers and money, and the streamer was just lonely and wanted to be friends with Phil? Or have we already retconned the disaster King Snake stream?

He already retconned the King Snake stream and now Kino Casino are the ones who betrayed him. I haven't seen any mention of his master plan and that stream was deleted.