Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[risbolla]

Anyway Elon still thinks he can colonize Mars

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Referencing Ayn Rand's schlock smut in a retweet... what, does he subscribe to "objectivism" as well? I suppose it would fit right in with his other midwit takes. With the rate at which he is tanking his own assets maybe it is not too late for him yet to die on food stamps once he has to make good on his liabilities.

The idea that we are going to make a self-sustaining habitat out of an inhospitable hellhole before we are even able to responsibly and sustainably manage the resources in our common home, perfect for sustaining life, and which we are literally adapted for is just amusing. It is so detached from reality that I start wondering what ulterior motives he might have for espousing something so idiotic, until I remember he is a cow and "Mars" to him is just "the merge."

 

[Fcret]

Elon and Ian want South Park to shill for them

Did they miss the part where South Park literally ignored Trump's existence by subbing in Mr. Garrison and more or less stated outright, "We don't want to deal with this, it's too retarded even for us."

Pretty interesting predicament we have here: If acts of terrorism will lead to Tesla going bankrupt and we allow the perpetrators to get away with it, who is to say people can't do that to other corporations? I can think of plenty I would love to see go out of business, molotovs are easy to make. I'm sure there is plenty of like-minded spergs who don't mind going to prison either. At this point it just becomes a number game, this terror campaign proves it after all. All theoretically, of course.

Tesla stock isn't going bust because of vandalism or firebombing. It's going bust because it's a company that turns $7bn in profit each year and it's valued as if it were a company making 10x that. It has no vectors for growth - the other EV makers have caught up, FSD is no closer today than it was 4 years ago, and the CEO is busy doing ketamine and hanging out with the president.

There's nothing about Tesla's stock fall that's unusual. He got on TV, sperged out, and normie investors realized that his hype was bullshit and decided to start winding down their positions.

 

[Drip Torch]

can, better, and against better targets.

Fedposting has entered the chat.

 

[R00T]

My unhinged terrorist weirdos are so gonna be better than your unhinged terrorist weirdos.

>the other unhinged terrorist weirdos stood around in the literal capital and did nothing

On topic: Musk fundamentally misunderstands Atlas Shrugged. John Galt disappeared. That was the point. He and the other billionaires burned their own holdings to the ground, and became ghosts. If he wants to Galt post the argument that he was doing the terrorism is more apt for the situation, barring that they have a suspect.

What John Galt didn’t do was get a position in office directly next to the president. Rather he condemned the government making frivolous bodies that stifled and stymied the work of the businessman. He also didn’t smoke ketamine and run a circulated newspaper where he complained about the woke mind virus.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I think the bigger issue here is all of a sudden people think that THIS billionaire gives a damn about them, whereas in the past it was always " bahh billionaires bad"

>big tech bad
>EVs bad
>elites bad
>immigrants bad
But not THIS guy! He's different, see? He does memes and epic pwns le libs!

 

[just a banana]

Let's not forget that terrorist is becoming a meaningless buzzword that authority figures are using to label anyone who questions their power as a terrorist.

"Anyone who opposes me is a paid shill"

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Musk: The real villains aren't the ones burning cars, it's those evil liars who say bad things about me and make them do it.
Me and Daddy Trump are going after those propaganders.
(in the name of free speech presumably.)

 

[AnOminous]

oh ok, sorry what i meant to say was; Im not a little bitch so I'm not terrified of teslas being burnt. It just doesn't scare me or most people, they find it kinda funny.

Not a big fan of destroying someone's shit because the CEO of some company said something after the guy bought it. This is funny, though.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Does he enjoy building concentration camps?

He'd enjoy the Kekistan type memes people who want concentration camps would post on social media about him. He is incapable of being motivated to genocide unless it involves shallow praise and Boomer memes.

He's the type of cunt capable of taking the extremely edgy act of ethnic cleansing and making it worthy only of a derisive eyeroll.

If you were to tell me that the outrage tourist soyrighters who not even 2 years ago were dickriding Ted Kaczynski and quoting his anti-tech manifesto while yapping how we need to send a message to the rich elites that hate us and make them fear for their lives, are now coming to Elon Musk's thread to fellate him, kvetch about a rich elite's things be set on fire and to say "Yeah I know a billionare manchild wants to fuck everybody over in USA but he triggered the libs so it makes it okay", I'd laugh at the absurdity but yet here we are.

We kinda are laughing at the absurdity of it. And at the people coming into the thread doing it.

If one person targets someone at a bar, then they're a prick and it likely has nothing to do with terrorism.

The only people terrified are Elon's stockholders, and they were terrified long before anyone torched a couple of cars. Which means if that act of arson was terrorism, it was an ineffective form of terrorism, because it hasn't worked.

One thing it is doing is shining a big bright spotlight on people on here we should all be collectively bullying. Because malding and crying over a failed act of terrorism is fucking retarded, especially because the only reason you dumb faggots are doing it is because Trump, Elon and establishment media are telling you to.

You fuckers aren't counter-culture or the new thing, you're down syndrome industrialized. The reason we don't like you isn't because we're "triggered libs", the reason we don't like you is the majority of us are pro-eugenics.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Legally speaking...eh, I'm honestly not sure

I'll post the law again:

18 U.S.C. §2331. Definitions​

As used in this chapter-

(5) the term "domestic terrorism" means activities that-

(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;

(B) appear to be intended-

(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;

(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or

(iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and

(C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States; and

Arson has been charged as terrorism before, even arson of a car dealership. I can't say whether these arsons could be successfully prosecuted as terrorism. I think they'd need more to establish intent. Maybe they already have that and they're keeping it in their back pocket. I guess we'll see what happens.

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Musk has no idea how Social Security records work, hallucinates fraudulent payments to ghosts, and is doing all he can to make the process more difficult for seniors ... but once he's done, everyone left over will be paid more in Social Security.



Never mind the fact that Social Security payments are set by law.

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I've spent enough time around edgelords to know what this means...

 

[LifeAlert]

There is plenty of evidence being posted

Then quit talking through elon's downie dick and post some, you cheeto cockslurper. White knighting him in his own thread isn't going to make him want to penetrate you with his bootleg artificial micropenis. Maybe he'll settle for impregnating you through an IVF suppository though

 

[dangerwrangler]

Not a big fan of destroying someone's shit because the CEO of some company said something after the guy bought it. This is funny, though.

I'm not either but to call it terrorism is laughable. Elon and by extension perhaps Trump want to slap a 20 year sentence on people for burning an inanimate object while there's murderers who routinely do less time.
I was extremely close to posting this fat man in my last message as an example that its just a bunch of retards, not an American left wing underground techno-cult organizing tesla massacres.
Its giving these people too much credit thinking they have some sort of Goal to cause terror they are just acting out on emotions they didn't even have until Trump got elected

 

[Popper Whiting]

Musk has no idea how Social Security records work, hallucinates fraudulent payments to ghosts, and is doing all he can to make the process more difficult for seniors ... but once he's done, everyone left over will be paid more in Social Security.

This is "Dad went out for cigarettes, he'll be back any second now" levels of cope and delusion. It makes it hard to decide whether to laugh or cry when you see people believe that "the correct people on social security will end up getting more".

 

[TheHarbinger]

Why do so many retards come here to defend lolcows?

White knighting lolcows in their own threads is supposed to be an infraction but Trump and Musk have this site overrun with retards. We can't even get a Trump lolcow thread anymore. And Musk's (and Trump's) idiotic sycophants know that they can spam and disrupt pretty much any political thread dealing with either of them with little consequences.

Why do they think South Park would support them? They clearly haven’t even seen the show.

You clearly haven't either. Parker and Stone are friends with Musk. They even had him voice himself on South Park. They've also done other events with him and partied with him before. Trey Parker is supposedly close friends with Musk. I highly doubt that the show ever does anything critical of Musk ever. You think that Stone and Parker will be making botched penis surgery jokes about one of their friends?

These guys rage on behalf of the machine. Not against it.

 

[Fcret]

I've spent enough time around edgelords to know what this means...

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I would just like to point out that swords are extremely illegal in Japan and have been illegal for nearly 150 years.

 

[Popper Whiting]

And Musk's (and Trump's) idiotic sycophants know that they can spam and disrupt pretty much any political thread dealing with either of them with little consequences.

I think this is starting to change. Politics isn't what unites this forum, stirring the shit out of people, trolling, and making fun of people is what does. Outside of this I think you'd be hard pressed to get a consensus of anything, and we'd start needling, stirring and fucking with each other.

The beauty of Trump and Musk being lolcows isn't in directly in making fun of either (though it is fun). The beauty is that it brings in the type of people we all love to laugh at. These threads have become the equivalent of a bunch of bears parking their arses at the top of some rapids knowing full well the salmon are going to come charging directly into their open mouths. None of us need to dogwhistle to each other that there is fresh fish, once we start reading and interacting with the threads we already know.

The best thing about the situation is that the sycophantic posters are incapable of realizing this. They're so locked into being political their egos and world view makes it impossible not to act in any other way. Like salmon they can't do anything but swim upstream. For this reason I am not in the slightest bit concerned if they continue to try and derail the threads, we're being given a whole lot of potential new lolcows, and I guarantee some of those trying to derail are going to end up with long and entertaining threads of their own.

 

[Pholidota]

If the reason why these stocks are falling is due to the attacks on dealerships, which this no doubt is, then that is terrorism.

This is all fake and gay, the shareholders are actually just so scared of the terrorists destroying insured stock that they decided they don't want to make any more money. Don't let them psyop you into understanding how market dynamics work

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I think this is starting to change. Politics isn't what unites this forum, stirring the shit out of people, trolling, and making fun of people is what does. Outside of this I think you'd be hard pressed to get a consensus of anything, and we'd start needling, stirring and fucking with each other.

The beauty of Trump and Musk being lolcows isn't in directly in making fun of either (though it is fun). The beauty is that it brings in the type of people we all love to laugh at. These threads have become the equivalent of a bunch of bears parking their arses at the top of some rapids knowing full well the salmon are going to come charging directly into their open mouths. None of us need to dogwhistle to each other that there is fresh fish, once we start reading and interacting with the threads we already know.

The best thing about the situation is that the sycophantic posters are incapable of realizing this. They're so locked into being political their egos and world view makes it impossible not to act in any other way. Like salmon they can't do anything but swim upstream. For this reason I am not in the slightest bit concerned if they continue to try and derail the threads, we're being given a whole lot of potential new lolcows, and I guarantee some of those trying to derail are going to end up with long and entertaining threads of their own.

I'd say it applies more to Elon than Trump.

Like don't get me wrong, Trump is absolutely a retard in his own right and surrounds himself with retards and says/does dumb retard shit like crying over unflattering portraits.

But Elon really feels like a real lolcow from actively getting butthurt and crying on his own website, doing autistic shenanigans in an attempt to make himself look cool, and how he gets into spats with other lolcows like Asmongold and Hasan randomly. There's also him palling around with absolute morons like Grummz and Ian Miles Chong which gets Elon involved in a lot of online drama.

That's not starting how he does dumb shit that is completely unrelated to politics or his own greed like trying to desparately be seen as the best gamer ever along with being the worst of what a janny would be.

 

[Popper Whiting]

But Elon really feels like a real lolcow from actively getting butthurt and crying on his own website, doing autistic shenanigans in an attempt to make himself look cool, and how he gets into spats with other lolcows like Asmongold and Hasan randomly. There's also him palling around with absolute morons like Grummz and Ian Miles Chong which gets Elon involved in a lot of online drama.

That's not starting how he does dumb shit that is completely unrelated to politics or his own greed like trying to desparately be seen as the best gamer ever along with being the worst of what a janny would be.

It is only a matter of time before he reads his thread here. I'm not saying that overblowing our importance; I am saying this because I think we all underestimate Elon's need to see and control what is being said about him.

Buying Twitter wasn't a business move, it was an ego move. He paid 44 billion dollars to be the world's most prominent janny. He is that desperate to be the centre of conversation and to control the conversation he goes to self-destructive lengths to achieve this goal.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

I'd sell half, but that's only because I could really use the money. If I was better off, I'd hold for a while.

Congrats, you're more optimistic about tsla than the board members

 

[Executive Petrel]

https://www.androidpolice.com/reddit-ceo-musk/

Leave Ellen alone you creep