DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Mysterious Figure said:
I missed out on DSP lore. Did he buy a malfunctioning computer, or did he break it?
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In classic DSP fashion he bought an overpriced prebuilt gayming PC, and this one came equipped with a CPU that is infamous for bricking itself for running too hot. This can be fixed with a bios update or something like that (I'm not up to date with PC building stuff nowadays) but this is DSP we're talking about. The guy whose toilet has been out of order for years, but he's got another 2 toilets so why even bother fixing it

Anyway I hope Ethan spams gamer words and gets Phil's channel and his 60k worthless waste of bandwidth and storage space videos nuked FOREVER
 
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Haven't watched or been all that active here in like a year. And I know I'm late on this. but the streaming setup is so unhinged. Like peiece by peice along for the adventure I'm sure it was more subtle. But the juxtaposition between a year ago and now is insane. There is no way he retains any sort of genuine new viewership from any kik bump. I don't even know how you can watch it ironically at this point. I'm not a sperg or Ricky austismo but that shit is so unnerving I don't know how he does it. Not only how gaudy it all is but how mismatched and half assed everything is. Sadder that it isnt even an attempt at like a cool identity anymore it's just a bunch of flashy bullshit. The 8 bit paintings sucked. But they had a quirky bit of character to em. This shit just awful and its so much fucking trash. Less is more it's so overstimulating I don't know how anyone can even focus on the bullshit he says. Maybe thats the point.

The side angle of him at the keyboard hilarious. I know that's a normal stupid for people with intresting talents or mouse skills to switch to. But why game like that lol. I laughed so hard watching him.

Also he looks like he's cosplaying professor x with the desk and chair. Too good.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
He already retconned the King Snake stream and now Kino Casino are the ones who betrayed him. I haven't seen any mention of his master plan and that stream was deleted.
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It is particularly hilarious because the main thing that the "normies" in relation to the gout sphere got from the whole ordeal is that he faked cancer to get out of things or for sympathy (Boogie, for example). In reality, he:

1. Never actually said that Kat had cancer in the DMs, just that she was at risk of it and had other serious health problems.
2. Has retconned the whole King Snake thing, basically confirming that he wasn't lying at all in the DMs, and she was seriously ill and at risk of cancer.

Instead of acting like the pussy victim, as usual, and saying it was all real, he tried to pull the King Snake bullshit, and all it did was make people think he's an asshole that fakes cancer when he literally DIDN'T fake anything because the King Snake stuff was all cope. He really could not have done it any worse unless the Ralph thing somehow rejuvenates his whole career.
 
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Mysterious Figure said:
I missed out on DSP lore. Did he buy a malfunctioning computer, or did he break it?
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RainJacketAndShorts said:
This can be fixed with a bios update or something like that (I'm not up to date with PC building stuff nowadays) but this is DSP we're talking about.
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Intel 13th and 14th gen CPUs had a microcode problem, where the device would seem to run normally, but with every minute the device is on and running, it slowly destroys itself until it's unable to run. It took them a few updates for them to apparently correct the issue; but every device that was sent out obviously didn't have the patch applied; and most system integrators (people who sell pre-mades) often just let devices sit in warehouses and then ship them out. Now combine that with Phil's obstinate behavior and refusal to do updates because he thinks they break everything (they can, but not like Phil thinks); and there's a good chance that the two newer computers Phil bought, are still running that bad microcode, un-updated, and thus literally ticking time bombs waiting to die. And there is no hot-fixing once the damage has been done, it destroys the physical traces and shit in the CPU, there is no "get a USB and download this" fix, it's fucking dead.
 
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So let me get this straight because I have been stuck in the details, and dont want to lose the forest for the trees. Phil has age old beef with ReviewTech. So he reaches out to Kino Casino who give RTU a hard time. The old "enemy of my enemy" thing. He gets comfortable trashing people because he has bigger (HES FAT) streamers backing him. Phil eventually burns that bridge by being a needy brat. Suddenly he feels very exposed on the school yard and needs a bigger gunt to guard him. Enter Ethan Ralph. Meanwhile Phils skin has never been thinner and every day kick chat has his on the brink of a daily breakdown. Its like the guy is in quicksand and trying to pull his legs up by his teeth.

Sounds good to me.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
No need to apologize, I have a lot of fond memories of the summer I played that game. Your sperging has been taking me back. Its also kinda fun to talk about this retards gameplay for a change.
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I enjoy the analysis of the games dsp plays from our exceptional kiwis. Wish i could something similar, but dsp hasnt played a game that im extremely knowledgeable of. Maybe with the announcement of SRW Y, he may play(and god save us all)it
 
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Kheapathic said:
Intel 13th and 14th gen CPUs had a microcode problem, where the device would seem to run normally, but with every minute the device is on and running, it slowly destroys itself until it's unable to run. It took them a few updates for them to apparently correct the issue; but every device that was sent out obviously didn't have the patch applied; and most system integrators (people who sell pre-mades) often just let devices sit in warehouses and then ship them out. Now combine that with Phil's obstinate behavior and refusal to do updates because he thinks they break everything (they can, but not like Phil thinks); and there's a good chance that the two newer computers Phil bought, are still running that bad microcode, un-updated, and thus literally ticking time bombs waiting to die. And there is no hot-fixing once the damage has been done, it destroys the physical traces and shit in the CPU, there is no "get a USB and download this" fix, it's fucking dead.
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Don't worry, motherboard manufacturers will just start slapping yellow paint on BIOS updates so DSP knows to do them.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Intel 13th and 14th gen CPUs had a microcode problem, where the device would seem to run normally, but with every minute the device is on and running, it slowly destroys itself until it's unable to run. It took them a few updates for them to apparently correct the issue; but every device that was sent out obviously didn't have the patch applied; and most system integrators (people who sell pre-mades) often just let devices sit in warehouses and then ship them out. Now combine that with Phil's obstinate behavior and refusal to do updates because he thinks they break everything (they can, but not like Phil thinks); and there's a good chance that the two newer computers Phil bought, are still running that bad microcode, un-updated, and thus literally ticking time bombs waiting to die. And there is no hot-fixing once the damage has been done, it destroys the physical traces and shit in the CPU, there is no "get a USB and download this" fix, it's fucking dead.
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It's even worse, even if he managed to update his BIOS the damage done to his chip by not updating or managing the voltages before doing the update can't be undone...

The longer he's not doing anything about it the more his chip is destroying itself...

Hopefully this will teach him a lesson that buying the most expensive thing != getting something of quality what am saying Phil never learns...
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
Didn't he make a tweet this week asking for a truce from Kino Casino?

Also, Phil is now almost sleeping at two in the afternoon.


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Why is his mouth so fucking weird in that clip, is it from the greenscreen, camera angle, a filter? Its like hhsi sucking on his own teeth. Stroke mouth is real I wonder if Phil even knows he had one.
 
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It might be because of the green screen and how things are setup; that side of his face seems to have distortion and God knows what the exact cause is (camera settings, AI, rotoscope, other interference, etc). It only seems to be around his face or where there's excessive movement, as his shoulder area seems fine. But it could just be an exaggeration from him possibly holding his jaw at an odd angle for some other reason (stroke, tooth pain, something else).
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
He even said KC snaked him at the start of the rant. But wait I thought it was an 8 month long snaking by the King?
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He sees boastbux aren't coming in like pitybux.
shekelshoah666 said:
We went from full sun to pure sun. This stream has it all.
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Much like FPS, Phail can see the hydrogen fusion in the air.
dent_whisperer said:
Imagine Phil getting up for his piss and pulls break and a parrot spends the next 30 minutes berating the dents for tips.
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damn this made me laugh
San Dimas High School said:
Hasn't he said that he doesn't buy candy to give out to kids trick or treating because his shitty community doesn't have any kids?
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yep
Elite Kipchak said:
remember when he had a normal mic and it worked fine?
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and didn't block him so I'm all for the new setup.
 
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