"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Yours Truly 2095]

The UK banned "Ninja Swords"

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ninja-swords-banned-by-summer-as-manifesto-commitment-delivered#:~:text=Final%20part%20of%20Ronan's%20Law,to%20campaigning%20of%20Kanda%20family.&text=In%20a%20further%20move%20to,ninja%20swords%20will%20be%20banned

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that we're getting a Meji Era Sword ban in 2025 or the fact that the UK didn't know what to call the weapons so they just start calling them "Ninja Swords" which almost sounds racist. Especially since they reference Tantos in the ban, but failed to define everything else.

Also sucks to be British, you can get 6 months in jail for owning a Ninja sword privately.

They jailed an autistic man not long ago for it lmao. it was 6 inches long.

Via the police report:

Bray approached officers with the item in his hand visible, at which point he was arrested as he was carrying a bladed article.


Bray claimed that the sword was a “fidget” – something to keep his hands busy. He had bought it online as a fidget toy.

Officers tried to explain to Bray that, despite its intended purpose, it was in fact a sharply pointed item which could be used as a weapon and might put others in fear of it being used against them.


He was also carrying it openly in Nuneaton town centre.

Sgt Spellman of the Patrol Investigations Unit said “We take a zero tolerance to bladed articles in public, and Bray has fallen afoul of this.

“It is possible to find fidget toys that aren’t six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you.

“With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.”

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Pretty sure the Soviet Union did comparatively badly against the Japanese. With Germany they could just send more men but le Stalinist USSR was far from unstoppable.

But I only look at K/D ratios.

Near the end of the War, the Soviets were stretched extremely thin.
Units that took part in the assault on Berlin were at half strength when they stormed the city and they were the top of the list for replacements.
Pretty much every combat capable male that didn't have an excuse was in the Red Army and they STILL had manpower shortage.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Made a bunch of halal lolcows in the Studio Ghibli style (some of which were requested for tomorrow's stream):

Spoiler: Studio Ghib-lolcows

Felix Lang / @thegooddoctor and Spunkichu


Frank Breaker / Monostar "Slapnuts" Leatherknuckles / @Monostar Leatherknuckles


Colton Marshall Lochmann / Amanda Marie Lochmann / @JustaBatto95 / @Saladfingy05


Gordon David Paille / God Emperor of DarkFire Verum / @Gflashex


Christian Meurin / Schala Zeal / @Harvey Denthead


Nikolas Marshall Talbott / @Itsnatsutalbott


William T. Cannon / @Peppermint Swirl


Herbert "Horsefucker" Huachaca / @Dansburst Studios


Michael Goldstein Rogers / FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP (Dansburst's Tranny Ex)


Fabian Guerrero / @Fosteryou


Alex Hogendorp / @Lunar Eclipse Paradox

 

[Sneeds]

England is over

 

[TenMilesWide]

I once had extended family gift me a copy of Elfen Lied, which looks like this.
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I tried humoring the gift but the underage anime girl pisses herself on the floor and the angle shows her camel toe at one point.
I deeply regret ever opening this and not destroying the fucking thing in lieu of throwing it away. It was very large, good kindling.

Mentioning Elfen Lied without including the scene where a pack of elementary schoolers beat a puppy to death? Not on my watch.

 

[Berrakh]

Near the end of the War, the Soviets were stretched extremely thin.
Units that took part in the assault on Berlin were at half strength when they stormed the city and they were the top of the list for replacements.
Pretty much every combat capable male that didn't have an excuse was in the Red Army and they STILL had manpower shortage.

I won’t even bring up lend-lease, which basically ends the argument, but imagine how depleted Germany and Japan were lmao.

Kiwis not be crypto pinkos challenge

 

[Not A Cat Person]

I hope none of you sickos are actually now looking to buy 'tard porn!

A man walks into a hotel with his family. While discussing the accommodations with the person behind the front desk, he gestures to his wife and kids and, in a low voice, remarks: "I hope the porn on the TV is disabled."

The person behind the counter shoots him a disgusted look and replies, "No, you sicko, it's just regular porn."

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Kidd Bandit has decided to latch onto the whole Assassin's Creed drama by posting what is likely the dumbest post made about it, claiming that a ratio is going to get everyone to worship troons.
https://x.com/kiddbanditpro/status/1905254429760311799
https://archive.is/lhehJ

Also in old lolcow news The Martin Family, DaddyOFive's channel that Mike and Heather were using to continue to make money off of YouTube using their remaining kids pranking each other while occasionally appearing in the videos, has finally been banned yesterday after years of YouTube allowing it.

 

[geckogoy]

England is over
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nigger music makes it unlistenable tbh

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

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I had to double check. I knew I wasn't going crazy. The pfp is just different enough. That I didn't realize right away. Until I went back, and double checked.

 

[William Tyndale]

I never really understood Josh’s hatred for Torba but when he said that he was the canary in the coal mine it made me mad at the internet for real. That motherfucker knows that Josh has been dealing with debanking for years and he never said a fucking word but now that it’s happening to him it’s anuddah shoah. Should have said something a long time ago you fucking faggot.

 

[dvorak]

«It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.»

 

[Devious Dave]

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«It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.»

Why did it take away his gunt

 

[Schwarzwald]

JOSH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DID YOU GET INTO THE SPECIAL CHOCOLATE BROWNIES DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE YOU TO THE VET?!?!?!

 

[DavidS877]

JOSH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DID YOU GET INTO THE SPECIAL CHOCOLATE BROWNIES DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE YOU TO THE VET?!?!?!
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Maybe it's rabies.

 

[Terrifik]

JOSH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DID YOU GET INTO THE SPECIAL CHOCOLATE BROWNIES DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE YOU TO THE VET?!?!?!
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its the special Studio Ghibli ai chocloate. & yes ip holder of Studio Ghibli called chatgpt.

“OpenAI has restrictions on generating images in the style of specific artists, including Studio Ghibli. This is due to copyright and intellectual property concerns.“

is current message after 8 hours.

https://variety.com/2025/digital/news/openai-ceo-chatgpt-studio-ghibli-ai-images-1236349141/

https://archive.ph/wBDgd

 

[Jobama]

Kingcobrajfs just turned 34 this Wednesday. In honor of his birthday here’s a cooking video for the stream.

 

[4090 Chad]

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«It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.»

It failed to capture Ethan's peeking gunt from below his hoodie. It's a complete failure of a model.

 

[Sneeds]

nigger music makes it unlistenable tbh

SHIEEEETTTTTT MANE HE GOT THAT FLOW DOE

 

[Terrifik]

https://archive.ph/wip/IwI74

https://x.com/PimpMasterYoda1/status/1904702240574574774

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for the fairuse gods
full cotext of fetish comic.
if you want the blah blah TLDR: it doesn't matter because
ie: rrrreset - rewritten for the current day

https://x.com/BoundingComics/status/1905166568218304566

https://boundingintocomics.com/comic-books/comic-book-news/mark-waid-will-be-rewriting-the-timelines-for-classic-heroes-with-new-history-of-the-dc-universe/

“This is my dream project,” says Waid (per DC). “It’s a chance to realign all of DC’s sprawling continuity into one master timeline and to be joined by some of comics’ greatest artists to make it shine. With new information for even longtime fans, plus Easter eggs galore, this series will be an essential read for DC fans.”

This latest narrative facelift is an attempt to reorient and restructure something that continues to spiral out of control. Whether it’s a matter of neglect, indifference, ego, or the incessant need to fix what isn’t broken is anybody’s guess. In spite of the reasons, it seems as though DC is destined to keep changing their appearance until the end (and possible reboot) of time itself, and they won’t stop, even long after we get enough.