"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

This is a good twiiter post related to my earlier post about yookay banning ninja swords


i like the 'x could be here, he thought' meme template it makes me laugh so im sharing it :)
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I think everyone will be pleased to know that the yookay is banning "ninja swords".

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I also am a hater of all things ninja.
Perhaps the UK should ban ninjas as well while they're at it.

There seems to be a recent case where someone was stabbed with "ninja swords".
I guess maybe this was the impetus for this decision.
KNIFED TO DEATH Moment schoolboy Ronan Kanda, 16, stabbed to death by two teen thugs with ninja swords in mistaken identity botched hit (archive link - original).

Here are the names of the ninjas involved
Ronan (Ronin?) Kanda - Victim.

Assailant ninjas
1 - Prabjeet Veadhesa
2 - Sukhman Shergill

Ninja crime is out of control. I wish the UK would just ban all ninjas.
But for now it seems they're settling on only banning ninja accessories.
 
I complained about this with Grave of the FireFlies where the little girl gets sick and instead of any illness imaginable in a post-war japan it's specifically a UTI where she pees constantly throughout the movie. I was told this was NOT Japanese mental illness but instead a realistic depiction. However, even in the few shows I've watched, Japanese people love to have on-screen child urination.
I've never read it, but Grave of the Fireflies is an adaptation of someone's autobiography where the author's real life sister died because of his choices, so maybe the UTI is how she actually died?

But that's just me being generous, even if Fireflies were proven to be an exception it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme. Japan still has a pedophile problem.
 
A man walks into a hotel with his family. While discussing the accommodations with the person behind the front desk, he gestures to his wife and kids and, in a low voice, remarks: "I hope the porn on the TV is disabled."

The person behind the counter shoots him a disgusted look and replies, "No, you sicko, it's just regular porn."
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Pretty sure the Soviet Union did comparatively badly against the Japanese.
There were exactly two notable armed confrontations between the Soviet Union and the Japanese, which were the Battles of Khalkin Gol and the Manchuria Campaign. In the former, the Japanese attacked the Soviets, who were in the midst of a purge of their army leadership, had not even begun to make extremely necessary organizational reforms, and when both sides had relatively evenly matched capabilities in their equipment and armament. For their trouble, the Kwantung Army, the occupational army of Manchuria and one of the most prestigious units of the IJA, suffered a horrendous and embarassing defeat where they accomplished exactly zero of their objectives and illustrated how poorly matched the IJA was to the Red Army to the point where the expansion plans to invade Russia were disposed of entirely in favor of striking south into China and the Pacific Islands.

In the latter, the Kwantung Army, its best equipment (though Japan's Army had changed very little since 1939) and men drained away to the south for Operation Ichi-Go and for defensive operations against the USA, once again fought the Soviet Union. Except this time the Soviets came with doctrine and equipment honed over the course of the war with Germany, newly hard-tested commanders, three months after VE day with three times as many men, three times as many aircraft, and a gap in equipment capabilities that is so laughable that it is no surprise whatsoever that the Kwantung Army was completely unable to stop the Soviets from seizing all their objectives and the Japanese government surrendered unconditionally in less than a month as a result of the last reserve off the mainland basically being obliterated within a week (and being nuked twice, but this was the straw that broke their back).

The idea of the Soviets doing "comparatively badly" against the Japanese would be grossly incorrect. The more accurate statement would be that in 1939 they utterly humiliated the cream of the IJA during a time when the Soviet Union would soon be getting smacked around by a backwater nothing like Finland, and in 1945 the Red Army effortlessly crushed the sad and depleted remnants of what remained.
 

I really enjoy going back, and watching these older ones. This is the stream from right after January 6th incident. It really is a bit of a time capsule. Just before the 4 years of Biden we had. Completely blackpilled. I definitely get it, and hindsight is always 20-20. One thing, that's crazy is the banking stuff he is talking about 4 years ago is STILL not getting passed. At least as gay as the last 4 years have been, it's not as bad as he thought it would be.

I still do agree with a lot of what Josh says about privacy in this. About the need to act while we still can to prevent the total surveillance state takeover here. Every day we still get closer to that. And honestly I think people should start pushing on social media for trump to neuter or get rid of the Patriot Act ( I feel like they ended up renaming it, but kept all of the same powers in place). It probably still wouldn't do anything. But you see barely anyone talking about shit that actually matters. Instead its a lot of argueing on twitter about politics slop bullshit.

Also the UK lockdown police video. It's crazy to me the brittoids have just let their government fuck them in the ass even harder since then. It's almost like they enjoy it.
 
The time has come, and so must you. I present mr.unclebingo, frustrated host of unscheduled fart parties and provider of discipline for AI Harley's fart pandemoniums thru backflips and cartwheels:







By my estimation, mr.unclebingo has over 115 fart party videos on Instagram, and is a small enough creator that it's extremely hard to tell who's acting and who's generally retarded in this circlejerk. The chips video seems almost self-aware, but Poe's Law takes the wheel anyways. Comments are pretty funny:
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The time has come, and so must you. I present mr.unclebingo, frustrated host of unscheduled fart parties and provider of discipline for AI Harley's fart pandemoniums thru backflips and cartwheels:
View attachment 7147174 By my estimation, mr.unclebingo has over 115 fart party videos on Instagram, and is a small enough creator that it's extremely hard to tell who's acting and who's generally retarded in this circlejerk. The chips video seems almost self-aware, but Poe's Law takes the wheel anyways. Comments are pretty funny:
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The rabbit said it best.
 
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