Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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PaperRoads said:
I guess I'll give my take.

While I do very much like The Madman arc (especially, since I was a big part of it:smug:), I do admit it was repetitive at times and it got a bit too deranged in my opinion. (it was still a very entertaining and fun arc; there are no bad arcs so far.)

The Post-Halal'd arc might be my favorite. I already feel nostalgic for it and its "social experiments". I made my account just five days before the halal, and the Alex thread (and by extension the User HoS) was my first real introduction to Kiwi Farms and Lolcows, plus it never got repetitive like The Madman arc or had filler towards the end like the Post-Kiwi Ban arc.

The Post-Kiwi Ban arc might objectively be the best arc. Like @Rango Dango said, the Criteria of Scum list was Iconic and I think that arc gave us the best videos, (" I wish I am a cute anime neko boy/girl" and "Stop glorifying Kiwi Farms in my comment section"), but to me, it falls short towards the end with filler. (sperging out about AI art/bros and pornbots on DeviantArt and Youtube)


All in all, there are no weak arcs, this show might be better than Breaking Bad.
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If there are ever any majority filler arcs in the future, you could always do an "Alex Kai" that cuts out all the fluff arm-to-arm and leaves only the action front and center.
 
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Alex is the least interesting thing on the thread, everyone's funny jokes, memes, songs and art is what makes this whole fiasco worth participating in. I like when he sang Linkin Park, not the worst rendition I've heard either. I felt the lyrics were appropriate to Alex and how he can't succeed to find his place. You were so close to having many more years of fun with us, Alex, but you couldn't let go of your perversion and anxiety. SAD! Thank you again for the song.
The worst part was when he cut his arm several times and said me and a bunch of other users were his cuts, that's absolutely disgusting! Why would you do that? No thank you for that.

Overall very fun, would bully Alex again.
 
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IKOL said:
... Okay you've convinced me to draw Alex as Slaanesh' slave.
Also fuck you.
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Reap your revard. Knowing Alex fetishes he'll love to wank on himself being... well, this.
Yeah I could have hall-assed this and I did. I have no interest in drawing some lolifags, but alex (and back then @ryu298 \ @98blue) is an exception. doesn't mean that I'll have much of apathy or actual interest doing him any honors.
Besides my display pen fuckin' broke and I have no alternative for changing it. Pressue acts like utter shit and I can't help it, and having it under questionable (to my comfort) angles doesn't solve shit, there are no centers that would help with service repairs, my only option is to order a new one and that costs money, duh. Not that I don't want spending coin on my hobbies, I simply have no money at all, right now. lol.
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Oh and yeah, Fulgrim is da snake equivalent of pussy ass bitch with small pp. Praise Khorne! Rejoice in Nurgle's blessings! Follow the teachings of Tzeench. AND SLLANESHITE FAGS CAN BURN IN DEEPESTS POCKETS OF WARP FOR ALL I CARE.

EDIT: oh shit, I completely forgot... Oi lads, do you remember when Alex have spoiler'd that he have registered on Onion Farms and some Lounge? I sure do.
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Fuck I've completely forgot about that :story:
 
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
I feel like this can apply to the rest of Alex's life too. There was the Early Internet arc (pretty much everything before his trolling), the YouTube trolling arc, the Post-Troll/Alt-Right arc (Alex starts trolling less and less, and then he moves to bitchute), the Music arc, the Ear Infection arc, the Kiwifarms arc, and more that I am forgetting about.
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Maybe one day he could have a "Being a normal person arc", some point before he winds up in a tard home or something, since as it stands this man couldn't take care of himself. Plus he's so dorky and bullyable he probably couldn't walk through a city alone without getting mugged. Like I wouldn't personally mug him but if I saw Alex walking through the city on a dark night and someone else did I would probably root for the mugger.

I don't have a lot of hope though, dude's weird as shit.
 
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Mostly just lurked before so while I knew of Alex, I didn't really say anything. It wasn't until I got tired of seeing all of his fucked up art that I just said fuck it and started drawing myself again. And then I ended up really enjoying shit posting with you all. You're all pretty cool in my book. 👍

So i guess in a way, I have Alex to thank for bringing me out of my burnout and making me interact for once. He's still a scary piece of shit though. If it's true that his family intervened (I highly doubt it) I hope he gets help and stays far the fuck away from kids.
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Anyways, have some emotes I made. I'll probably make more depending on what happens but this has been a really fun ride so far. Stay blessed kiwibros and sisters. The Canada arc awaits.
 
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Please fucking kill me said:
It wasn't until I got tired of seeing all of his fucked up art that I just said fuck it and started drawing myself again
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Funny how that works. Emmie's thread was the one that got me back into it when stumbling across something about art thievery. I guess artcows have that effect on people.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
The worst part was when he cut his arm several times and said me and a bunch of other users were his cuts
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On contraire, I find that to be one of the best parts. I didn’t participate in the thread for a week and then he cuts himself with little kitty scratches for literally no reason and puts my name on another list. Dumbest shit he’s done yet.
 
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
I feel like this can apply to the rest of Alex's life too. There was the Early Internet arc (pretty much everything before his trolling), the YouTube trolling arc, the Post-Troll/Alt-Right arc (Alex starts trolling less and less, and then he moves to bitchute), the Music arc, the Ear Infection arc, the Kiwifarms arc, and more that I am forgetting about.
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I like the post-Troll arcs the most, as during that phase Alex was a nazi tranny who believed that the earth was flat and that there were pyramids in the Antarctica. All of those things he "learned" about with no trolling or outside influence whatsoever. You can't top that raw, unfiltered cowishness
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
On contraire, I find that to be one of the best parts. I didn’t participate in the thread for a week and then he cuts himself with little kitty scratches for literally no reason and puts my name on another list. Dumbest shit he’s done yet.
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lol. love you, Beavy. No argument there. It definitely was the stupidest thing he did other than ignore everyone's advice to log off and prevent the whole thing from happening.

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I also found it very funny how he would argue with me and others about the silliest things and eventually admit that we are right or ignore us entirely because he doesn't want to admit he is wrong.
 
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The funniest arcs haven't happened yet. I'm not sure which one I'll find funnier. The "My Parents Finally Discovered I'm An Unironic Pedophile" arc is going to be good, absolutely guaranteed, but I don't think it'll have quite as much cringe quotient as the "My Sister Accidentally Discovered Where I Hid All Her Stolen Panties" storyline.
 
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Manuel Noriega said:
I want Funky the Clown to make a comeback, if only for one time.
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Funky the clown arc when?

Xev said:
I like it when he pretends to put voodoo curses on us
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Pretends? You're telling me a fat ginger from Canada doesn't have an actual connection to Baron Samedi?
Next you'll tell me he's not actually gay and retarded.
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
The funniest arcs haven't happened yet. I'm not sure which one I'll find funnier. The "My Parents Finally Discovered I'm An Unironic Pedophile" arc is going to be good, absolutely guaranteed, but I don't think it'll have quite as much cringe quotient as the "My Sister Accidentally Discovered Where I Hid All Her Stolen Panties" storyline.
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The best one is going to be the "I tried to stab my dad in the face over my armless drawings and now I'm homeless" arc. Can't wait for the video of Alex screaming "BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU" while the cold Canadian winter winds make him shake like a bitch.
 
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@Sparkletor 2.0, Context.

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Description:Remember. This was the same bully who accused me of disgusting things.
You're a sick fuck. You're a sick fuck for exploiting her. What the fuck?
 
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