Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[CallmeCicada]

> I am not going to make anymore videos on the matter.

 

[IKOL]

The best part is him whispering so his parents in the background don't hear what he's doing.

30 year old man y'all!

26*

And hey, morning my fellow alexmaxxers. I've brought you sum yums!



My morning eroge adventure conclusion:


God I fuckin' love these Svyatoslav' face expressions lol.

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

Onion farms saga has official started.

 

[IKOL]

Onion farms saga has official started.

My body (of work) is ready!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Since I own Atria and Suhail, I am now making a live action sci-fi romantic comedy based on my original story. Coming Fall 2025 "Atria & Suhail: Love is Blind"

 

[IKOL]

Since I own Atria and Suhail, I am now making a live action sci-fi romantic comedy based on my original story. Coming Fall 2025 "Atria & Suhail: Love is Blind"
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Do you need Merchants Guild to bankroll it? I might ask Sseth a few favors I think...

 

[NaggotFigger]

Alex, you heard it. The Ghibli style parody memes are made. But instead of making you into a Ghibli screenshot. I'm going to flex on you with this style parody (outside of Ghibli as a gimmick). Try to mimic some style that you also like instead of replicating that garbage 2000s slop. This one is off-topic, but enjoy art prison again, stlaker child.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

THIS AUTIST HAS GONE [0.5] DAYS [ 0 ] DAYS WITHOUT THE INTERNET

Guess he must've remembered.

 

[Dead Lion]

Looks like the saga isn’t ending after all. I was starting to get worried.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Think he'll get banned from OF (pfft~), I mean Onion Farms? It might never happen honestly because their existence is to absorb the retards and lolicons the forum shed off.

e: God their site is so ugly (yes I know you can change it). Why would you make that eye sore the default though. Lead with your best foot forward, not whatever that is.

They might. I only say this because brony lolcow @Fosteryou / Fabian Guerrero went to Onion Farms a couple of months ago and he was banned shortly after registering. Not 100% sure what the reason was, but the mods clearly saw Fabian's thread so presumably he was banned for being a pedophile and pedo defender.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Dear Alex

It's been forever since your friend Grass has last seen you, and it's been missing you for a while. Grass is worried whether you'll ever come outside in order to see it again. It's been waiting with a can of your favorite drink as a toast to the occasion when you'll finally touch it once more.



I hope you'll get to meet Grass again, as it is the only friend you have ever made, and will ever make in your life.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Dear Alex

It's been forever since your friend Grass has last seen you, and it's been missing you for a while. Grass is worried whether you'll ever come outside in order to see it again. It's been waiting with a can of your favorite drink as a toast to the occasion when you'll finally touch it once more.

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I hope you'll get to meet Grass again, as it is the only friend you have ever made, and will ever make in your life.

I think Alex has forgotten the very concept of grass.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I think Alex has forgotten the very concept of grass.

If he ever knew what grass was in the first place that would be a surprise

 

[Xev]

It's funny that he had to resort to the fucking onion farms just to get some attention

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's funny that he had to resort to the fucking onion farms just to get some attention

Arguing with us through DeviantArt was too taxing in his mental health so he made the logical decision to argue with us via OnionFarms. That's somehow completely different and safer or something?

 

[IKOL]

Arguing with us through DeviantArt was too taxing in his mental health so he made the logical decision to argue with us via OnionFarms. That's somehow completely different and safer or something?

Not really, I've made sure it won't be as accepting and assuring as he might've wished for.
And Alex, calling me pedophile won't faze me. It sure would make me wish your ебало вкратце will face Tyrone's long rod though.

 

[Dead Lion]

Arguing with us through DeviantArt was too taxing in his mental health so he made the logical decision to argue with us via OnionFarms. That's somehow completely different and safer or something?

My guess is that his family is watching his DA for sperging to protect him from himself. He’s 20-something, this likely isn’t the first time he’s chasing ghosts.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

My guess is that his family is watching his DA for sperging to protect him from himself. He’s 20-something, this likely isn’t the first time he’s chasing ghosts.

If they were watching over him I don't think he'd be as much a retarded pedophile gooner. Their interaction with him is probably the bare minimum, they just keep him around out of pity probably and considering his past stints in hospitals for spergfits they just hope he doesn't wind up dead or hurt somebody tarding out.

 

[Dead Lion]

If they were watching over him I don't think he'd be as much a retarded pedophile gooner. Their interaction with him is probably the bare minimum, they just keep him around out of pity probably and considering his past stints in hospitals for spergfits they just hope he doesn't wind up dead or hurt somebody tarding out.

You’d be surprised about how tolerant family can be of utterly reprehensible behaviour. I don’t want to PL so you’ll have to trust me on my word.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler: Amputee

Luciel redesign WIP. She's the tomboyish and brash sister to Castor.