Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[LifeAlert]

Am I reading this correctly? He made reservations at a pizza joint for September 2025?

Does he realize what he's saying-oh wait of course he doesn't

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So according to Jack, Vegetables are poison and Cholesterol is Good

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A dude with 4 strokes is peddling anti-statin bullshit. Given his lack of any self-control, I'm positive that Jagoff spouted this bullshit to his Neurologist who probably then quoted him verbatim in the documentation including the "Look into it." to absolve him/herself of any responsibility should fatass stroke out again in the future.

 

[Marc]

Am I reading this correctly? He made reservations at a pizza joint for September 2025?

We need a new thread poll asking

-if Jack will still be alive on that date
-if alive, will Jack be visibly fatter than he was at the end of March
- if alive, will Jack remember to attend his pizza appointment scheduled six months out
-if alive and attending, will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

That reminds me: For all the outings we've seen filmed in which Jack orders piles of non-"carnivore" food and pretends it's all for Tammy, I'm surprised Jack doesn't have all kinds of food down the front of his shirt at the end, when he's giving the restaurant an arbitrary review that he immediately forgets before saying that he loves us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course Jack has to make it sound like an act of great personal sacrifice and selfless altruism to eat pizza.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Of course Jack has to make it sound like an act of great personal sacrifice and selfless altruism to eat pizza.

Also yeah Jack of course you're only stepping off carnivore for "Pizza Wars" as though you didn't say a while ago that just because you eat non-carnivore foods doesn't mean you're no longer carnivore.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

We need a new thread poll asking

-if Jack will still be alive on that date
-if alive, will Jack be visibly fatter than he was at the end of March
- if alive, will Jack remember to attend his pizza appointment scheduled six months out
-if alive and attending, will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

That reminds me: For all the outings we've seen filmed in which Jack orders piles of non-"carnivore" food and pretends it's all for Tammy, I'm surprised Jack doesn't have all kinds of food down the front of his shirt at the end, when he's giving the restaurant an arbitrary review that he immediately forgets before saying that he loves us.

Hi there! Been a while.
Just watched the latest Mex review. NO to ground beef, "cuz not as gud quality of gud meats as shredded beef is. LOL
Old days vs now, better watch? :
NOW: slow&steady, or
Green kitchen times: Infurating!
Green for me

We need a new thread poll asking

-if Jack will still be alive on that date
-if alive, will Jack be visibly fatter than he was at the end of March
- if alive, will Jack remember to attend his pizza appointment scheduled six months out
-if alive and attending, will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

That reminds me: For all the outings we've seen filmed in which Jack orders piles of non-"carnivore" food and pretends it's all for Tammy, I'm surprised Jack doesn't have all kinds of food down the front of his shirt at the end, when he's giving the restaurant an arbitrary review that he immediately forgets before saying that he loves us.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

Great question because he already does this and it's so bizarre. He has said on several streams so far this year that "I'm not gonna die if I get off carnivore" (the literal opposite of what he said all last year) and "there's no rule that says my head will explode if non-meat touches these lips" (almost a verbatim quote; yes, he said it that foppishly) but he still doesn't show himself eating anything but meat. It's like "must film others, can't film self" has wormed itself into his brain as a defensive mechanism and he can't change now.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack is such a faggot. His nice guy mask is too much work. As mentioned before he orders something then bashed it. Ground beef is fine and if you go to a food store not even a butcher proper they will grind a chuck for you. Much better IMHO and you know that's just one cow.

Not that this is a tartar household or anything.

I actually just follow here mostly he's such a piece of dying shit and wants everyone else so angry as he is at his gay life gay son and lack of two arms to shuffle popcorn into his gaping maw.

God keeps jack alive for us to laugh at and advise us no matter what we can be saved and we can be better unlike Jack.

Also I'm a Philly local we have some famous pizza places here one that does 40 pies a day that's it people show up at 8 am to get one. They also cater.

My office did it as a treat we only needed to call 2 weeks ahead.. jack booked a place in fucking Sept? Like he'll be alive lmao. Sorry if a place that is listed top 3/5/10 in the World has a two week wait months booking is absolutely a joke.

If Jack is alive (sadly will be) Tammy the hog will remember to push his wheelchair in so she can gross others out with the crippled freak and her stuff her equally disgusting maw.

There's literally nothing good left in these people or humor it's just a trash family being mean to everyone and eating too much.

 

[Marc]

It's like "must film others, can't film self" has wormed itself into his brain as a defensive mechanism and he can't change now.

I don't know how familiar you are with Barbara Kay Lee/Kay's Cooking, but she's a wet-brained alcoholic who can no longer remember anything but to second-guess what her detractors will say in the comments of her awful cooking videos; and often preemptively lashes out at them while filming herself consistently failing to prepare her four hundredth variation of the same three ingredients competently (nowadays, her videos are full of jump cuts speaking to the multiple takes required for her to remember either the name of the food she's preparing, or her unnecessarily long-winded outro - despite both being written in front of her as prompts she is somehow still blind to, even though she's the one who wrote them).

My point is that Jack and Kay both appear to exhibit some Dancing Retard variety of PTSD wherein their extremely limited capacity for thought is so preoccupied with insecurity-fueled rationalization and pettiness that they flounder when attempting anything, yet still upload the documentation of it for purely narcissistic reasons.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack steps off of the carnivore diet for most meals and then goes back on until the next one

 

[charlesdickens]

In war, you gotta make sacrifices.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack makes a boomer AI meme

Pathetic. This fat faggot doesn't remember when Trump was a New York libtard and constantly insulted Reagan. Trump was constantly saying retarded shit about Reagan in the '80s when I was growing up, and I didn't even like Reagan much (although nostalgia goggles are making him seem pretty awesome these days). But the shit Trump was saying was so stupid it pissed even me off. That's when I decided Trump was a moron, an opinion I've never abandoned.

This fat faggot is older than I am, but he apparently can't remember events he should have been aware of. He thinks Reagan would approve of Trump. He wouldn't. Trump is dogshit Reagan would wipe off his shoe if he stepped in it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Pathetic. This fat faggot doesn't remember when Trump was a New York libtard and constantly insulted Reagan. Trump was constantly saying retarded shit about Reagan in the '80s when I was growing up, and I didn't even like Reagan much (although nostalgia goggles are making him seem pretty awesome these days). But the shit Trump was saying was so stupid it pissed even me off. That's when I decided Trump was a moron, an opinion I've never abandoned.

This fat faggot is older than I am, but he apparently can't remember events he should have been aware of. He thinks Reagan would approve of Trump. He wouldn't. Trump is dogshit Reagan would wipe off his shoe if he stepped in it.

MAGA retards would call Reagan a RINO or a commie. Reagan was much, much more like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney than Donald Trump

 

[John Andrews Stan]

MAGA retards would call Reagan a RINO or a commie. Reagan was much, much more like Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney than Donald Trump

Fun fact: Prior to his election, Reagan was plagued by “He’s not a real conservative” claims from Irving Kristol and his brethren (who are jokingly referred to in conservative circles as The LBJ Reenactment Society — and, more seriously, as Scoop Jackson Democrats). They absolutely pilloried Reagan in 1980, claiming he was too unwilling to bring American military power to bear in trouble spots. Then the Soviet Union collapsed and the neocons were forced to pretend Reagan was their man all along.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

For me, the easiest read is that most Republican politicians today do not like Trump but instead tolerate him because it's beneficial to do so. If his peers today don't like him, then the zombie of Reagan, raised in a completely bygone political era, would seek to destroy him utterly. It wouldn't matter if Trump and Reagan aligned 100% on matters of policy; they wouldn't, but hypothetically speaking, it doesn't matter. Because it's not the what, it's the how.

Nancy and Ron would look at the random snarling at allies and see some South African dancing around in a Mars hat -- hell, even the plan to replace the famous rose garden with a "stone surface" (lol) -- and be like, what the actual fuck.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

 

[LifeAlert]

Jack spends $$$ on some fancy real podcaster's mic then looks to the side to read his food news.

LAZY MAN'S ICE CREAM #easyrecipe #quickrecipe​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=2P2AccWL3yc

Published on 2025-03-28 | Archived on 2025-03-28

Spoiler: Description

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak
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In a short, upbeat video titled "Lazy Man's Ice Cream," JACK demonstrates a no-fuss recipe for a creamy treat using just three ingredients: With close-up shots of the creamy texture and a final taste test— with an honest review, the video wraps up with a simple message: delicious ice cream doesn’t need to be complicated.

THE RECIPE

2 cups heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup cocoa powder
1 can condensed milk

Whip cream with mixer until it’s like whip cream. Add cocoa powder & condensed milk and mix on low until combined. Freeze for min 4 hours. Enjoy.

 

[ILikeYou]

He put 1 to 1.5 cups of cocoa powder in that mess, rather than the 1/4 cup listed in the recipe. That must have been so bitter! And he doesn't seem to realize that ice cream needs certain ingredients in it to not freeze like a solid block of ice. And then if you let that mess thaw, that he made, it would be liquid-y and weird. How does he manage to never, ever improve?

I can't decide if I want him to die faster, or if I'm happy to keep watching it happen slowly.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

We need a new thread poll asking

-if Jack will still be alive on that date
-if alive, will Jack be visibly fatter than he was at the end of March
- if alive, will Jack remember to attend his pizza appointment scheduled six months out
-if alive and attending, will Jack forget that he gave himself permission to not pretend to be kermivur during the video; resulting in jump cuts where only Tammy is depicted greedily jutting her tongue out and shoving her face into the food as though she lost her jaw in a war

That reminds me: For all the outings we've seen filmed in which Jack orders piles of non-"carnivore" food and pretends it's all for Tammy, I'm surprised Jack doesn't have all kinds of food down the front of his shirt at the end, when he's giving the restaurant an arbitrary review that he immediately forgets before saying that he loves us.

Jack will miss his beetza poinmend and blame Siri and Apple AI

It’s probably in Sept because he’s meeting up with his cousin Jimmy with the gauges

Also, can the TDS goys take the Zombie Regan vs Trump circlejerk somewhere else?