Troonslop "Retro" Games / Demake games / PS1 Trannies / ULTRAKILL / Y2K trannies - Retro gaming is infected

[smegma enthusiast]

Since the project was announced in 2021, sounds like a classic case of non-gamedev artist jumping headfirst into gamedev without knowing how hard it can be. If that's the case, good on them for managing to finish it

Since the team’s 100% volunteers (who are occasionally given gifts or money funded from Joel G’s Patreon) there’s been some people who left over the 4 years. Joel seems good at managing people though, I’ve never heard anything bad about him, it’s the Twitter autists he herds that kamikaze themselves. I can’t say I’m a fan of the “Chapter” format that Deltarune/Bendy and Ink Machine/Poppy Playtime/every modern indie game has. Hopefully the upcoming chapters will be free but we’ll have to see (if they ever release.)

 

[Chick in Jockey]

Since there's more chance the tranny dev sees this post than somewhere else I'd put my review here, and just say the game sucks balls. Main issue is that the game is a shit metroidvanina, biggest case is that it has areas with blue vines that look like the usual "need ability to climb vines ability" so I just ignored areas with them, only to discover later you are meant to the vines and just climb around. So doing it missed a powerup that makes platforming a lot easier and instead somehow made through 95% of the game with incredibly difficult precise jumps, wasting my fucking time until I looked at a guide and found it out. Also the final battle and ending suck balls.

Game itself is bad nostalgia bait by someone who think retro games are Dark Souls platformers with blocky graphics.

It apparently runs like ass too outside of recent hardware because the devs can't be bothered to disable some of UE5's default settings.

Tried a bit of it, and I really don't care for it.

If ville made the game in Unity or Unreal, it would be a lot more stable, but I'm saying that Godot is inherently a bad choice because, it lacks many of the tools that speed up workflows for both 2D and 3D games, this was a problem in Cruelty Squad even, that the game's renderer was fucked up and it didn't work correclty on some iGPUs, basically, if you use Godot you are locking yourself to making and developing the systems that Godot lacks, which is a whole lot of them. If you are choosing an engine to base your game on and you end up with Godot whose systems need to be remade and created, essentially making you create a custom Godot version, why are you even looking for an engine in the first place? Should just bite the bullet and use one of the more stable and more sane Engines, or choose another OSS engine.

If Unity put more effort into their UI system (Unreal's UMG is really easy to make nice stuff with), and if they actually fixed up their Vulkan and Linux support, I would honestly not have an issue with using it. It's also a hell of a lot more mod friendly as an engine compared to Unreal.

Not a dev but This channel is every estereotype from this thread combined for the average troonsloper retro ps1 and anime enthusiast who is a troon himself.

This guy was kinda sad, he has since deleted the videos but he started the channel as just some nerd guy and you could see each video as he progressively became sadder and more anorexic until trooning out. Like a real time mental fallout. Shame because he could have much more decent content if he wasn't larping and always trying to insert fetish stuff.

Even does music and it sounds exactly as you would expect troon music to sound (spoiler: is shoegaze and lofi electronic with annoying anime girl voices sampled in)

I thought Hazel was just a dyke. If someone can get a hold of the older videos, that would be interesting to hear. ThorHighHeels, someone who does associate with them, is a certified troon though, and the Deadly Premonition 2 a-logging and weird ass censorship apologism should've tipped me off.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I thought Hazel was just a dyke

the squeeaky troon voice gives it away pretty quickly. He is also shown his face in the videos. Just some guy in a wig.




He was probably a major influence on Thorhighheels drinking the troonshine as well. Even his channel and content is very similar to Hazel's except Thor is much fatter.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

So, back on Ultrakill, reading on TV tropes seemly, God is dead, but also he spent some time trying to kill himself, but was unable to? Like, what is this mess?

according to a religious bus driver i overheard arguing with someone:

god can, infact, make a rock he cannot lift

and then immediately lift it, while still being unable to lift it

 

[soy woah jaque]

Here you can watch the dev of ULTRATROON Hakita talk, possibly self-fellate himself, about his game.

Releasing a video like this when the game isn't even finished yet is stupid

wordswords

It's not that deep, they're just manchildren with arrested development obsessing with the media they enjoyed as children because of nostalgerinos and peter pan syndrome.

They can't just enjoy something and respect it for what it is, they have to internalize it and make it a part of themselves and their identity, they have to insert themselves into the things they like (oh no), and since their entire identity and personality is just being a tranny, it boils down to vomiting their flags on everything they see. This also applies to furfags and other annoying groups

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

Not a dev but This channel is every estereotype from this thread combined for the average troonsloper retro ps1 and anime enthusiast who is a troon himself.

This guy was kinda sad, he has since deleted the videos but he started the channel as just some nerd guy and you could see each video as he progressively became sadder and more anorexic until trooning out. Like a real time mental fallout. Shame because he could have much more decent content if he wasn't larping and always trying to insert fetish stuff.

Even does music and it sounds exactly as you would expect troon music to sound (spoiler: is shoegaze and lofi electronic with annoying anime girl voices sampled in)

Wow, this guy is this thread personified. He's known to have DFE'd a shit-ton of old content. Archive of his old videos.

the squeeaky troon voice gives it away pretty quickly. He is also shown his face in the videos. Just some guy in a wig.


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He was probably a major influence on Thorhighheels drinking the troonshine as well. Even his channel and content is very similar to Hazel's except Thor is much fatter.

He posts pictures of himself as "Twinkle Park", his musical pseudonym (which he apparently named after a level from a Sonic game, totally not something a male autist would do lol).

God knows why he seems to only pick angles that accentuate his big ol' lantern jaw.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

which he apparently named after a level from a Sonic game, totally not something a male autist would do lol

its why he is entertaining, he has every troon stereotype in the book , as if checkmarking from a list. Even uses fumos from Touhou characters as stand ins. He is truly the trooniest of troons. I could bet he owns at least one of those Ikea sharks too.

He's known to have DFE'd a shit-ton of old content. Archive of his old videos.

he seems to have deleted a recent video he did about some anime penguins that tbh was actually a decently put together video on an obscure but kinda interesting topic. Some of these people are just wasted potential, when you start to give them credit for doing something decent they go back to talking about fetish stuff and larping as a teenage girl despite being middle aged (and male).

 

[jakkufurosuto]

its why he is entertaining, he has every troon stereotype in the book , as if checkmarking from a list. Even uses fumos from Touhou characters as stand ins. He is truly the trooniest of troons. I could bet he owns at least one of those Ikea sharks too.

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he seems to have deleted a recent video he did about some anime penguins that tbh was actually a decently put together video on an obscure but kinda interesting topic. Some of these people are just wasted potential, when you start to give them credit for doing something decent they go back to talking about fetish stuff and larping as a teenage girl despite being middle aged (and male).

wait, i remember watching that penguin video, it was pretty insightful too. what kind of thing made xeir clitty leak enough to delete it?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

wait, i remember watching that penguin video, it was pretty insightful too. what kind of thing made xeir clitty leak enough to delete it?

not enough gibs according to this post. This deleting and reuploading videos thing is actually getting really annoying with youtubers in general.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

not enough gibs according to this post. This deleting and reuploading videos thing is actually getting really annoying with youtubers in general.

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I've seen youtubers whine about getting low views and failing to game the algorithm before but damn, I didn't know they went as far as tactical video deletion.
Also if this nigga wants more money he should get a job or just spend less cash on toys and troonshine.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I've seen youtubers whine about getting low views and failing to game the algorithm before but damn, I didn't know they went as far as tactical video deletion.
Also if this nigga wants more money he should get a job or just spend less cash on toys and troonshine.

The simplest explanation would be that the video covers a very niche topic and most people won't even know what is about just from looking at the thumbnail so naturally less people will click on it. But why let an opportunity to victimize yourself go to waste.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I got around to playing ultrakill and its actually quite good, like real fucking good. It has exceptionally tight design, its easy to start and hard to master, weapons have multiple mechanics associated with them some obvious some not so obvious that are also easy to use and hard to master while adding tons of variety to combat, with each weapon having 6 variants with their own multiple gimmicks, totally something like 24 weapons + 3 utility arms, its impossible to to not find at least one weapon to love. Movement is good, its fast, responsive, its challenging and it has tons of mechanics, gomba stomping, dashing, walljumping, diving, sliding, etc. And the levels are also all amazing, all of them are very unique and memorable and also extremely distinct from one another, there's insane variety and levels change so fast that they never outstay their welcome.

Bosses are also pretty fucking kino. V2, V2-2 And Gabriel 2 are legitimately Sekiro tier and the earthshaker blows the icon of sin the fuck out of the water.

The music is also really good, its a great mix of background and foreground, its catchy, it fits the atmosphere and it also has great variety.

And idunno some people might find it gay but I also find the little opera on going in the background about the great war and the machines and the angels and the sinners to be really cool and endearing. It takes itself very seriously, despite the community being full of redditors there's no irony or self deprecation or marvel humor, at no point during the story does the game go "heh, that's silly gun go brr" all the stuff about the blood drinking machines is presented completely straight and its meant to be taken seriously. Same with gabriel, same with everything. It just ranges between earnest drama and tragedy, there's no comedy. And you know what, I think the concept of a sentient war machine that is literally forced to kill humans to stay alive (because blood is literally fuel) to be a pretty compelling one.

Like its just an amazingly well made game all around created by someone who clearly loves making it.

I'm aware that the community is filled with unironic pink triangles (and their subreddit literally had a pedophilia problem with users encouraging little kids to wear women's undergarments and post pictures of themselves to the point where a self identified moderator had to step in and tell them wtf is happening) [A] and the devteam is pozzloaded beyond belief but iirc it didn't start out that way.

Originally it was just a passion project of some guy that made made in his free time that he did as a hobby that grew out of control and troons started whispering in his ears, since he was already part of troon positive communities he ended up falling for it. I've seen his comments and interactions with the community and the guy in general seems to be pretty immature, (more imature than his age would suggest), so it doesn't surprise me that he would be suggestible and suseptible to troon influence.

Despite all that, the passion for the project really does shine through, it is a labour of love and I would definitely recommend it.

 

[Abnormality]

Was able to play a bit of it. It's actually really fun. It's an inhernetly unconventional game wtih an initially steep learning curve, but it also feels really fun to play. It also has mech piloting, and that's my fucking shit. Funnily enough, people are getting filtered by both the gameplay and the game's price which is hilarious.
Taken from the official Consumer Softproducts Xitter account + from the creator.
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you can tell that people complaining about how broken the game is are just annoying pyro fans who hopped on the bandwagon after he made a vid about CS. they don’t know cruelty squad was equally broken back when it was in early access.


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[Frightened Rabbit]

It's disappointing that Ville is fanning the flames on social media instead of just letting people figure it out.

My read is that Ville genuinely hates the community that he has attracted and is finally taking a stance and showing how annoyed he is by most of them since it seems that he genuinely cares about PPR.

 

[soy woah jaque]

It takes itself very seriously,

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

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(This is a secret level that's a bitch to unlock)

 

[Coolio55]

you can tell that people complaining about how broken the game is are just annoying pyro fans who hopped on the bandwagon after he made a vid about CS. they don’t know cruelty squad was equally broken back when it was in early access.


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Irony of ironies, as far as I've played ...PPR shouldn't be taxing for anyone who's played Cruelty Squad and also a Bethesda game.
Also if you fuck up your save you don't have to sit through an hour of tutorials to restart.

 

[Vantablack Truth]

Irony of ironies, as far as I've played ...PPR shouldn't be taxing for anyone who's played Cruelty Squad and also a Bethesda game.
Also if you fuck up your save you don't have to sit through an hour of tutorials to restart.

If I’m not mistaken, it looks akin to Deus Ex in how it works, especially with it’s more advanced game structure. Especially compared to cruelty squad’s “arcade”-like structure where actions done later have little effect on prior areas. I have not played PPR yet, however, I intend to once they polish the bugs a little bit.

but iirc it didn't start out that way.

Originally it was just a passion project of some guy that made made in his free time that he did as a hobby that grew out of control and troons started whispering in his ears, since he was already part of troon positive communities he ended up falling for it. I've seen his comments and interactions with the community and the guy in general seems to be pretty immature, (more imature than his age would suggest), so it doesn't surprise me that he would be suggestible and suseptible to troon influence.

Despite all that, the passion for the project really does shine through, it is a labour of love and I would definitely recommend it.

Pretty much. As a whole the game is good, not worth shilling over like most fans do, but a casual recommendation you’d say along with other games.
I believe the main problem is the fact that a lot of mechanics get retired too early on, mainly the grapple orbs which barely even appear in meaningful ways. It panders way too hard to “zomg so difficult!” faggotry too, in my opinion.
Like many indie games in the modern age, it’s a good game that was put on an impossibly high pedistal by its retarded fans.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I can't fathom playing/watching a playthrough of Mouthwashing and thinking the rape was a "cheap narrative tactic to shock the audience."

Because they've never played or watched the game. The vaguely heard from someone who read on twitter that a content creator they watched spoke to someone who watched someone else play it on the second monitor that the devs are in some vague way pozzed, so now they're twisting themselves backward to try and justify the game itself being bad.

The fact that game even merely alludes to a woman being raped (in a way so subtle most of the audience had to be told after the fact) also triggers incel mode to activate and at that point all reason, charitability and good faith instantly goes out the window.

Case in point:

"he is a woman abuser but that's because he is secretly in love with a man, so now he's tragic and hot uwu".

How do you even come up with this? Unironically. None of this is in the game. None of this is even alluded to by the game. Its literally completely made up.

You can condemn the dev team without making shit up or outright lying about the game. Mouthwashing didn't get popular because of astroturfing, mouthwashing got popular because its a good game. It handles the subject of rape and sexual assault better than any piece of media in both recent memory and in general to the point where It turns it into an incredibly compelling narrative with compelling characters to boot, and is the best execution of non linear storytelling since pulp fiction.

Its a short drama vignette about how a bunch of people who know they are going to die in 8 months individually react to their sitiuation, how they got there and how they dealt with it. Its just a down to earth human story about a stranded crew made worse by having a psycho on board and someone who enables him.

But this thread is filled with people who either never played the game best case scenario or worst case go waaaaay out of their way to shit on it in both cases by making shit up or wildly misinterpreting the events of the game.

You'd think of all websites on the planet being on kiwifarms of all places you'd understand why its bad to make shit up about things you dislike. If you people weren't on kiwifarms you'd be probably part of the assorted gaggle of retards who still parrot the lie that kiwifarms has an embeded kill leaderboard for all the people it pushed to commit suicide because they dislike null so they have no problem lying about him since no bad tactics only bad targets.

There was some other guy in the thread I can't find now that was complaining the game didn't make him think because he already knows rape is bad. I'm sorry but I don't think its the game's fault you couldn't think. I believe there's a more foundational issue at play here.

I swear to god, I have seen troons act more charitable and good faith toward kiwifarms than most users here have toward mouthwashing. They heard that the game involves a woman being raped as a plotpoint and INSTANTLY went full incel mode with all safeties off.

 

[YWNBAM]

How do you even come up with this? Unironically. None of this is in the game. None of this is even alluded to by the game. Its literally completely made up.

Awww look at you protecting your favourite wittle faggot game. If you don't know how average troon slop consumer reads between the lines of the plot that's on you bucko. The gay shit may not be outright said in the game, but it's how the fandom interprets the character's motives what counts. Maybe you are just not into shipping culture, but fujoshi quickly catch on when the misogynistic character cares about his male friend too much.

Face it, Mouthwashing is a male-centric game where the only female character is barely developed, used for shock value and the only reason why she even suffered that fate to begin with is because she was too close with the captain guy, the actually important character. The MC's motives revolve around the guy, he spends most of his time with him, and their weird codependent "relationship" at the end of the game is basically the main quirk of the story. Do I need to go on? Are you unaware of just how loud and popular that ship is as a result?

I purposely avoid games, manga, TV series, etc. like this because I'm sick of the homo shit that inevitably comes from the fandom side. Authors who write such plots are usually men with no real experience in writing proper opposite-sex dynamics, who put the men and their relationships with each other on a pedestal, thus making everything gay by default in the eyes of the fans. And if you think that the developers are unaware of this fandom pattern and don't use it to their advantage (and avoid actually improving their writing skills), then you're very

I tip my MATI hat to you, sir.