Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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I got hit with ads today for clavicle reduction surgery. Have any of the troons done this? Just the idea made me full body cringe
I shudder at the orthopedic and musculoskeletal complications that would result from attempting that...is that something non-troons actually get done on a regular basis? For fuck's sake, why?
 
Not to powerlevel but I am currently caring for an aging parent and he is experiencing occasional fecal and more than occasional urinary incontinence and the idea that this is someone's actual fetish or even something that someone could casually consider as a routine complication to urogenital surgery sends me screeching for the door.

"Howdy, neighbors, here's my sack of trash and my sack of recycling and my sack of absolutely foul diapers that I am putting out on the curb. Don't stand downwind, lol. Trans pride! Respect my rights!"
 
I got hit with ads today for clavicle reduction surgery. Have any of the troons done this? Just the idea made me full body cringe
It’s the newest thing along with rib removal/shortening.

I’ve seen trannies post about them and asking questions. Wouldn’t be surprised if it turns into the “new” Facial Feminization Surgery (very apt abbreviation: FFS).

FFS was also rare just a few years ago, but now it seems to be all the rage among older trannies.

(If you really want fucked up, there was some gooner who found a surgeon to do foot shortening surgery so the troon could go from a size 9 to 7 or 8.)


Aren't "salmacians" the ones who want a penis and a vagina, like Rioley Ravioli? This lady just posted she'd had her vagina removed. RIP to the dream, I guess.

If someone's a pooner and in a facility, there's no way they aren't going to knit/crochet the catheter bag cover instead.
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I seem to recall seeing a pooner crochet a catheter bag.

I’m sorry ladies and gents, but if you’re trying to be sarcastic and ironic, pooners and trannies got you check mate. No matter what you’ll think of as an ironic dig, there’s a tranny or pooner doing that exact thing and posting excitedly about it.
 
I’m sorry ladies and gents, but if you’re trying to be sarcastic and ironic, pooners and trannies got you check mate. No matter what you’ll think of as an ironic dig, there’s a tranny or pooner doing that exact thing and posting excitedly about it.
They really are the clown car of our society, especially the pooners with their ridiculous literal clown clothing.

“No, fuck you, I’m wearing this knitted dick on my forehead because you laugh at it. I’m rebellious and cool.
 
HONEST POONER PHALLO IMPRESSION:

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“Too heavy, too big”… In sure all the men in here can unironically agree. Walking around with a giant piece of arm flesh stabled to your crotch must be a curse. Unlike an actual penis, that barely weigh anything and is tucked away when it’s not being used.

Mother natures creations truly are magnificent. Unlike the monstrosities concocted by crazy surgeons.
 
First of all, lulz at the pooner whose pretend dick is too big, but HOLY SHIT three months off of work for that?

Women who have babies in the US don't get that!

Where can I sign up for a totally voluntary surgery that comes with three months of leave? Plus more leave in the summer for "debulking" because LORD ALMIGHTY, my dick is too big.

Just man shit, amirite?
 
HONEST POONER PHALLO IMPRESSION:

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“Too heavy, too big”… In sure all the men in here can unironically agree. Walking around with a giant piece of arm flesh stabled to your crotch must be a curse. Unlike an actual penis, that barely weigh anything and is tucked away when it’s not being used.

Mother natures creations truly are magnificent. Unlike the monstrosities concocted by crazy surgeons.
"I thought 5.5" of length was a nice modest size" Yeah, for an erect cock you dull-witted bint. 5.5" on the flop sounds hellish, especially with that girth, she's smuggling a Monster can.
 
I think there’s a case study of 1 dude with dementia who was very distressed at having breasts and not having his dick anymore, but I haven’t seen anything else on how these people fare after aging and gradual loss of mobility. I do not envy their future caregivers, that’s for sure. It’s going to get nasty.
This is not that but i remember having read these 2 articles:
Dementia care advice for transgender patients drawn up (BBC)
Dementia in transgender population: case vignette
It's entirely possible i found them in this very thread though.

A 76-year-old female transgender person was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s dementia in 2014
with MOCA (MOntreal Cognitive Assessment) score of 17/30. She was treated with donepezil
10mg OD and prescribed mirtazapine 15mg ON to treat insomnia and low mood. She
underwent male to female gender reassignment surgery, including bilateral breast surgery
completed in 1960s, and hormonal treatment with estradiol. She considered her sexual
orientation to be towards the same sex, and she was in a long-term relationship with a female
partner. Her medical history included migraine and she was on propranolol 80mg OD. There
was no other significant psychiatric history. She resided in her own flat and her partner lived in
a separate flat in the same block. The couple had two of three surviving adopted daughters,
both in their forties. The patient’s primary carer was her partner and there was no formal care
input. In 2016, her MOCA score dropped to 11/30 and she had impaired hygiene and nutrition.
In 2018, she started wandering and bringing men to her flat and engaging with them in sexual
activities leading to a high risk of vulnerability to abuse culminating in Mental Health Act
assessment and admission to a dementia unit. MOCA was not performed due to receptive and
expressive dysphasia. In the unit, she presented with insomnia, agitation, dysphasia, having
sexually inappropriate conversations with staff about being interested in men, which was a
continuation of new behaviour that was identified in the community, as well as making
innuendos to female members of staff while talking about herself as a ‘man’. She presented
with toileting behaviour that would identify her as male gender, for example standing to
urinate as if using a urinal, interpreted as reversal towards biological gender identification. Her
partner felt devastated by behaviours exhibited by the patient, which could be identified as
male-gender based behaviour aligned with biological gender by birth.
 
HONEST POONER PHALLO IMPRESSION:

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“Too heavy, too big”… In sure all the men in here can unironically agree. Walking around with a giant piece of arm flesh stabled to your crotch must be a curse. Unlike an actual penis, that barely weigh anything and is tucked away when it’s not being used.

Mother natures creations truly are magnificent. Unlike the monstrosities concocted by crazy surgeons.
Hahahaha, this dumb broad! :story:

I had years to prepare for this
She can't prepare for the feeling of having such a horror flesh roll attached to her. Trannies always fantasize about their new crotch disasters but reality is always kicking them in the ass.

This idiotic woman deserves what's happening to her. She wanted this and now has to live with the results of her arrogance and rejection of her body.

You got what you wanted, now be euphoric about it.
 
I am not sure FFS was rare as much as it was not called FFS. It used to just be individual procedures. I freely admit I watch too much Botched.
Without even googling it, I’m sure it has gone up because a) social media and constant camera use and filter apps fuck with our heads and b) IT’S FREE OR NEARLY FREE FOR TROONS NOW.

I always thought it was stupid for them to fix their crotches before their faces. They’d fix their teeth too if that counted as gender-affirming care and was covered just as much as the other shit, but it’s not.
 
"I thought 5.5" of length was a nice modest size" Yeah, for an erect cock you dull-witted bint. 5.5" on the flop sounds hellish, especially with that girth, she's smuggling a Monster can.
They have to get them big, since they don't have a corpus cavernosum to make them erect. And since arm flesh is not hugely stretchy those erectile implants they get just give them a bit of stiffness rather than making the thing change size at all.

YWNBA grower not a shower, little doods!
 
In however many years it takes for this fad to die down, I wonder what, if any, solutions will be given to detransitioners. They've fucked themselves well and good. I don't really see any way surgery would be able to help them. At BEST they could do the SRS again the other way around but they'd lack so much "material" that I doubt it'd go well, and there's be no functionality or feeling. Not that there was the first time around.
 
new horrors from germany just dropped
the "evangelische elisabeth klinik" sets its new promotional video for its phalloplasty surgeries to party music popular with the target audience, presumably to mask the sheer brutality of the complication-prone procedure and instead associate the butchery with positive emotions… a shockingly cynical move.

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peek the pulsating and blood-soaked arm flesh
Using Lady Gaga's Born This Way as a backing track to SRS gore seems like something a depraved Kiwi or /tttt/ regular would have made as a joke but here it is, played straight and unironic.
 
Not to powerlevel
you need a diaper genie, it cuts down on a lot of smells. worth every penny.
In however many years it takes for this fad to die down, I wonder what, if any, solutions will be given to detransitioners. They've fucked themselves well and good. I don't really see any way surgery would be able to help them. At BEST they could do the SRS again the other way around but they'd lack so much "material" that I doubt it'd go well, and there's be no functionality or feeling. Not that there was the first time around.
people who fail SRS are typically referred to the same services that patients with reproductive cancer are (when the cancer necessitates the removal of all sex organs). a lot of psychotherapy and urologist consultations. One of the OG detransitioners, who iirc is dead now, walt something, tried to find out about reversal surgery and found that there was no such thing. He dedicated his life to Christ and spent the last part of his life ministering to trans people.
 
EIGHT POINT FIVE INCHES OF GIRTH?
If it weren't for the internet I'd bet my life that the average pooner has never even seen a picture of a penis, let alone one in real life. Like, lady, that's closer to the circumference of a fucking horse cock than a human one, of course it's too fucking big. Average girth for a man is like five inches of circumference or so, it's typically less than the length measurement. You know what we call dicks with more girth than length? Chodes. Add onto that that you're a perma-"shower" because that's actually arm skin and yeah, you're gonna look like you have a bratwurst shoved down your pants for the rest of your life. Enjoy.
 
Congratulations to this bloke for transitioning from a man to a Martian, because his crotch-hole looks remarkably like a Muppet.
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A rare treat for surgical scholars of the thread: a photo of a "salmacian" procedure, i.e. trying to have both an innie and an outie simultaneously. Since we live in reality and not some deranged hentai-world, this means a dude paid some guy to carve out a hole between his nuts.
Upstairs_Fee9050 (Penile-preserving vaginoplasty)​
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A pooner who is a frequent poster to r/FTMspunished finds herself a very, very punished FTM when her nipples take on a disturbingly cheesy appearance post-mastectomy.

nipple white and smelled bad (gross srry) :,((

My surgeons team still haven't gotten back to me but they having me using the wet healing method. Rn my nipples both have white gooy spots and my left smelled band when I took the bandaid off this moring. I'm motiterizing them less and it dosnt smell bad any more but I'm nervous they are infected and I fucked up.
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For the Kiwis of delicate constitution, we'll end with a simple text post: a TiF's self-preservation instincts make one last swan song before the cult pulls her back into the crab bucket.

Finally got back from my consultation

Tw// masturbation and general sex talk
I just got back from my in person consultation with Dr Assi at Vanderbilt. I am completely exhausted. Physically and mentally.
The drive wasn't bad, my boyfriend was with me. It was my first time being in Tennessee, got to go to the aquarium, it was fun don't get me wrong, blah blah.
I heard some good and bad things at my consultation. Since I'd only have penis creation, I'd only have to spend two weeks in Tennessee, that's good news for my wallet and my home sickness.
But God, just the whole "you might lose sensation in your natal parts" has my head spinning.
I know it's rare, so rare, I don't think I've even seen a guy on here talk about losing all his natal sensation.
But the fear is insanely real. I have a lot of sexual problems, I only just learned to orgasm when I started T, but even then I've never came during sex, I just can't get out of my head.
To think I could lose the ability to come when ive only just now started is really really scary.

I'm starting therapy again this week, I think I might just put this all in the back burner, I'm still going to go to my imaging appointment, so they can see which thigh is better for being a donor, but I think putting the breaks on this whole thing until I go through some intense therapy and look at my sexual problems would be best.
I think all my sexual problems stem from being trans, I can only cum from a vibrator, I've never been able to touch my natal parts and orgasm.
I don't know, this is alot, this is hard.
 
Since there was recent discussion in this thread about horizontally split rotdogs, I'm gonna show you one I found today on r/phallo.

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...then again, there's no sensation whatsoever in these things, so maybe it's not really all that bad?


i have to place it around a rod with xeroform and wrap it. sure i’m frustrated, but im just focusing on healing now.

Fellas? If your dick was split like this, would you be able to walk around with this between your legs for the better part of a year? It's unfathomable to me, and I don't even have a dick.
 
Since there was recent discussion in this thread about horizontally split rotdogs, I'm gonna show you one I found today on r/phallo.



...then again, there's no sensation whatsoever in these things, so maybe it's not really all that bad?




Fellas? If your dick was split like this, would you be able to walk around with this between your legs for the better part of a year? It's unfathomable to me, and I don't even have a dick.
If she could feel that - I feel like she would be at the ER immediately begging for her life for some seriously strong pain meds.
 
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