Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[There She Glows]

Becky has been known to post on the luckymojo.com forums. Some of her posts there were archived much earlier in this thread. Lucky Mojo is a California shop for mystical items, mostly hoodoo related. They've been online since the early days of the web and the only thing they seem to have ever updated is their prices. They offer a "Hoodoo Correspondence Course" that makes numerous demands of the would-be student, the primary one being literally to go make some black friends who you can talk about spiritual and holiday traditions with. (Another is to make numerous expensive purchases from the shop, lol.)

So it's possible Becky attempted the course and lied about fulfilling its first and most basic requirement, but it's also likely she just spent too much money on books and candles and declared it close enough.

Fun fact about the Lucky Mojo shop and books/correspondence course is that the hoodoo owner/author/teacher Catherine Yronwode is also a white, Jewish woman.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Fun fact about the Lucky Mojo shop and books/correspondence course is that the hoodoo owner/author/teacher Catherine Yronwode is also a white, Jewish woman.
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Are we sure that's not Becky's bio Mom? Those eyes freak me out.

I had heard of Yronwode (pronounced IronWood for those blessedly unfamiliar) before, but I didn't put it all together until right now. She's extremely disrespected by actual black spiritualists; seen as a racist, materialistic, cultural appropriator -- all that. I'm not one for cancel culture obviously but I can't help but think she had it coming.

Regarding the "romantic partner" calling her a moron - first, lol based, and second, it's probably just SAD. She's started pretending she has a bunch of other "partners" all of a sudden so that she can have plausible deniability when bitching about Daniel. But not really because she's a fucktard who always says too much.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Becky's brother is trooning out.

I await this arc with much anticipation. Implies they are back in contact in some form...

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Fun fact about the Lucky Mojo shop and books/correspondence course is that the hoodoo owner/author/teacher Catherine Yronwode is also a white, Jewish woman.
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Yeah the first hint was how her course required you to buy and read 14 different books (all of which she wrote and published herself naturally).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky's brother is trooning out.



He's also made his FB profile photo this. I think he's trying to somehow skinwalk the way Becky thinks she looks at her most manic and unrealistic.

Amazing. She ruins the life of every single person she comes into contact with.

 

[salt]

Amazing. She ruins the life of every single person she comes into contact with.

Eh, he has the same fucked up genes as Becky. Mental illness is hereditary.

 

[Temperance]

Becky's brother is trooning out.



He's also made his FB profile photo this. I think he's trying to somehow skinwalk the way Becky thinks she looks at her most manic and unrealistic.

The Becky curse.

Do you remember if he's always had "Jess" as a display name? His name is Jesse, so if he's changed it to Jess recently, then that would be more evidence that he's trooning out. (I wish I could just look this up on the Wayback Machine, but there aren't any snapshots because Facebook sucks.)

I noticed that his wife (Kashmir Lee) is back on Twitter. Didn't she lock it down or delete it during the Becky/Jesse almost-incest saga?
Although Kashmir is back, she's unfortunately very inactive. I checked, but she doesn't seem to have a Bluesky account.
https://x.com/Kashmir_Lee/
No mention of the troonout yet.

Kashmir is as "pleasant" as ever though.

"i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch"
Wow... this retweet is rich coming from Kashmir - a Native American woman who hates white people and colonizers. But I guess anything to spite ~YT ppl~ is acceptable for her, even though illegal immigration is also horrendously bad for Natives.

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This was her most recent update on her personal life. (RIP)

And she's going to grad school.

Most recent picture of Jesse, from last year:


Not much on her TikTok. https://www.tiktok.com/@sweetgrass_and_tea
But check out Kashmir "trauma dumping" over an ex-boyfriend she had at age 16. Keep in mind that Kashmir is around age 35 now and has a husband & a child.


Here's something interesting. Couple old photos of Jesse:


For comparison, here's a photo of Jesse from two years ago, in his blue hair nonbinary phase:

Imagine how much worse it's become if he's now a full-blown troon...

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Imagine how much worse it's become if he's now a full-blown troon...

You can literally see the lack of stable identity behind his eyes. Jesus. Kashmir might have insufferable politics but I don’t wish a BPD man on any woman or child. I hope he isn’t trooning out and Becky is just misdirecting by omitting details.

Lol at Sam calling Becky a moron. Of course it wasn’t Jackson, he’s the cuck equivalent of a gentle, toothless, blind old golden retriever that gets stuck in corners if nobody is there to help. And Daniel has already vine swung to his new woman and wouldn’t even bother to care. But Becky sperging out about Sam’s mom refusing to go to the hospital over problems that could be resolved at home would possibly annoy him enough to say, “That’s moronic,” or, “stop being a moron.” And in true Becky fashion, she’d grab onto that with both hands and start wailing about he’s so meeeean for saying she’s fundamentally a moron and he haaaates her.

I know she keeps Sam around for the rent money and the negative attention but I really don’t know what he gets out of it. He doesn’t want to give her more jew babies to neglect, he won’t consider them in a long-term relationship, he pushes back against her religious blasphemy. Like, bro, you know you can find a girlfriend you LIKE, right? Domestic bliss isn’t bickering and getting high every day for the rest of your life with a woman you only have a 1/3 to 1/2 share in owning.

 

[Temperance]

I know she keeps Sam around for the rent money and the negative attention but I really don’t know what he gets out of it.

Sex. More specifically, ageplay fetishistic sex. He has 200+ sick fetishes, and I bet Becky fully indulges him.

But even that might have its limits. I think Sam is getting tired of her BPD shenanigans. He stopped using Fetlife after hooking up with Becky, but that changed recently; he went to a Fetlife BDSM event earlier this month.

(There's no indication on Becky's profile that she was interested in or went to this event, so Sam might have gone by himself. Probably keeping his options open and looking for a new potential girlfriend.)

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Speaking of Fetlife... over on Becky's account:
She's going to a BDSM party TONIGHT.

Spoiler: Taboo

And she just RSVP'ed for three more BDSM events in April.

Spoiler: Events

 

[The Judean People's Front]

His name is Jesse, so if he's changed it to Jess recently

He's been going by Jess for fuckin ever. It's what Becky called him and how Kashmir refers to him iirc. If he's changing his name from Jesse to Jess, I'm gonna laugh so damn hard.

And I agree it's interesting that Becky is back in contact. Not much ever happens on Facebook, and I only have an account for Lolcow purposes, but Daniel and Jess used to follow each other - even post Becky cutting contact - but no longer. I'm gonna hazard a guess that Becky reached out to Jesse and told him her bad behavior or whatever was all Daniel's fault and Jess, stoked to get swept up into their pseudo sibcest again, was all too eager to believe her.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But Becky sperging out about Sam’s mom refusing to go to the hospital over problems that could be resolved at home would possibly annoy him enough to say, “That’s moronic,” or, “stop being a moron.” And in true Becky fashion, she’d grab onto that with both hands and start wailing about he’s so meeeean for saying she’s fundamentally a moron and he haaaates her.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, in true BPD fashion, she deliberately provokes him into losing his temper so she can cast him as the bad guy.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

God made Becky nonbinary. She's pissed that the ADL is getting rid of its DEI shit (which in and of itself is hilarious, like DEInception).



@AfghanBlue agreed! Becky likes to think they have a tranny gene or something, but what they actually have is the cringe gene.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Imagine how much worse it's become if he's now a full-blown troon

KEK ripping holes in his jeans so you can more clearly see his retarded NuRock boots. That would have been cringe at 14 years old in 2003.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's change from sub to domme is an interesting one that I don't think we've dissected properly yet.

9 months ago, Becky couldn't top without crying.

But she nobly rose to the occasion to "mommy dom several people."

Setting aside how insanely weird and freaky it is for a new mom to also want to "mommy dom" anyone (which I'm sure we could all write a ten-page essay about), I want to discuss this changeover in a more general sense.

Typical BDSM theory is that people engage in these activities in the bedroom to get something they don't get in real life. Hence the stereotype of the Type A businessman/businesswoman who goes to get tied up and whipped at the BDSM club on the weekends: they feel like control has become a burden and a stressor, so they go get beaten. In reality, a lot of subs are just abuse victims who think all they have to offer people is their existence as a willing victim.

I am very sure that Becky has used the "submissive" lure like an anglerfish, transforming weak males with a dominance fetish into shriveled up little husks that stick to her and have no choice but to follow her by topping from the bottom.

But now the mask is coming off, and Becky's asserting that she is the person in control. If she hadn't been playing the uwu innocent sub who could never ever dominate anyone, this probably would be meaningless for her relationships. But I have no doubt that this change was part of what made Daniel back off, and it could very easily cause Jack to do the same thing. Jack's coom sessions are all about tight virgins and pregnant teens. He likes them young, dumb, and you know the rest. Mommy dommy is not his deal. Becky thinking that acting like a nagging mom or playing at punishment is now sexy is going to drive him away in a way that few other things could.

I'm sure that as intolerable as Becky's "I'm just a sad innocent victim" stuff was before, it's probably even stupider and worse now that she goes from ordering people around shittily and disrespectfully to, when called out on it, talking about how it's so hard for her to ever give orders or be mean and that you should praise her and clap like a seal when she's cruel because it's very liberating to her newfound sexuality.

I suspect that once Jackson finds employment again (which he will, eventually), he'll trade Becky in for a significantly younger girlfriend, and the age gap will be something Becky snarls about for the rest of her life (yes, even though she's spent months bragging about the age gap in her relationship, because it's different when it's a woman...I mean, a nonbinary trans man...as the older person).

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Becky, you're as Jewish as you are a pooner.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I suspect that once Jackson finds employment again (which he will, eventually), he'll trade Becky in for a significantly younger girlfriend, and the age gap will be something Becky snarls about for the rest of her life

Nah, Jackson is like the male anglerfish, to keep using your analogy. He's so sucked in and subsumed by the female that we barely noticed he existed until recently. I've known a few BPDemons and a couple have a dude who sticks by them long term. They're always very much like Jackson personality-wise, in that he has no personality outside of his relationship with Becky.

I want to discuss this changeover in a more general sense

Respectfully, I think you might be overthinking it, friend. She's switching to being a domme bc that's what's getting her the most attention currently. If she was still able to reign dudes in with the uwu babygirl kitten schtick, she would. But much like an aging porn actress she's realized her category switched from "barely-legal" to "MILF" a while ago.

And, conveniently, as a BPDemon she has no strong sense of self and is fine with switching it up (pun unintended but enjoyable) if that gets more young dudes in her DMs.

Couple of skeets:
They finally fed Hah-nuh enough so she could sleep through the night. From the cows lips to your ears. She's 14 nearly 15 months.

"Garbage-pail Dad"

Born at what, 36-37 weeks, Hah-nuh was a "premie." A premie who was 5.5 lbs and never stayed in the NICU.


More! Attention! Now!



Bet a Jackson (the currency, not the cuck) that this is just some dude she diddled at some "event," but fingers crossed it's SAD!

And really, Becky? "Lover"?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

More! Attention! Now!

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Bet a Jackson (the currency, not the cuck) that this is just some dude she diddled at some "event," but fingers crossed it's SAD!

And really, Becky? "Lover"?
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Spinocerebellar ataxia is an inherited autosomal dominant group of disorders. The way you'd have a 50% chance of having it is having a parent with a recent diagnosis. Sam's mom recently had to be hospitalized for vague reasons.

Google says it is "relatively benign, slowly progressive." The name sounds scary, though, so give all the attention to Becky for being such a dedicated caregiver decades in the future for minor neurological symptoms.

I'm guessing (since water finds its level and there's no way Sam isn't a personality-disordered trainwreck) Sam used "actually my mom is suffering from a degenerative condition and I've been keeping this from you due to the shame of it and fears you wouldn't care for me any more!" as a way to climb out of the doghouse for the "moron" comment.

SCA1:
Typically progresses rapidly, with a life expectancy of around 10-20 years after symptom onset.

SCA2:
Progresses more slowly, with a life expectancy of around 10-20 years after symptom onset.

SCA3:

Has a variable progression, with some individuals living for decades and others experiencing a shorter lifespan.

SCA6:

Has a relatively benign course, with many individuals living a normal lifespan.

Becky is also claiming her daughter has been to a synagogue. She has not, or we'd have heard about it.

Becky loves that synagogue! It's so important to her! Here's the only time she's mentioned it other than this in Hannah's lifetime:

They only joined the synagogue to con them into doing a baby naming ceremony that is pretty weird, under a chuppah (wedding canopy, EXTREMELY WEIRD) in their back yard instead of the temple. She took the naming ceremony so seriously she was asking if her Hot Topic Outlander dress was "too tit-tastic" for it.

Becky's synagogue membership is like the rest of her identity talismans: purely performative and only valued by her inasmuch as it can bring in attention and special treatment.

Spoiler

Also...with all the stuff about "oh we finally figured out you're supposed to feed a baby even if some food ends up on the floor and she finally slept through the night," along with last month's "I allowed the baby a tiny taste of rice pudding and then went back to eating it, and she came up and tried to eat it all"...do you think the MANY times Becky has claimed someone called Hannah "fat" was one of those things like the hair salon, where Becky externalizes her internal negative voice? Do we think Becky thought Hannah was too chubby, and has been trying to keep her trim? She's deleted a few of them but this is one that remains. I believe Mami has been accused of doing this repeatedly, as well as other relatives.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I suspect that once Jackson finds employment again (which he will, eventually), he'll trade Becky in for a significantly younger girlfriend, and the age gap will be something Becky snarls about for the rest of her life (yes, even though she's spent months bragging about the age gap in her relationship, because it's different when it's a woman...I mean, a nonbinary trans man...as the older person).

Jackson strikes more as a male anglerfish. He’s been attached to Becky for so long that any attempt to wrench back autonomy and control from her would surely spell his own doom. He’s more a vestigial organ hanging from Becky’s underbelly than an independent individual. He’s really not even as useful as a male anglerfish because at least they contribute by fertilizing the female’s eggs.

ETA: ninja’d goddamnit! I’m leaving it though because laughing at Jackson as a shriveled lil fishy tumor never gets old.

ETA again: @The Judean People's Front between the fish facts and the 30 Rock gifs I’m not sure you aren’t just me posting in a fugue state or something because damn girl we have some overlapping interests

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's SAD who might have spinocerebellar whatever



Of course, Becky most affected because now he's not going to *always* be by her side.

Seriously, if he does have that, I will pour one out for Sammy Boy because I cannot think of a worse person to have "by your side" while dealing with a progressive, terminal condition than Becky Gerber.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Seriously, if he does have that, I will pour one out for Sammy Boy because I cannot think of a worse person to have "by your side" while dealing with a progressive, terminal condition than Becky Gerber.

Pour one out for SAD’s mom too, Becky was mad she was refusing to go to the hospital. Guess they got mom there and discovered why she’s so sick, which is why Becky’s facing this crisis that her boyfriend has a 50% chance of having inherited something awful.