Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

He’s planning a second vacation in the summer to Europe via the same retard group travel company that got him hooked on Japan. Wonder if that’s another 10k down the drain.

I am much more excited for this than any future Japan trips. Did he specify which part of Europe?

Just trying to figure out if it'll be a sleepy English B&B or maybe an Auschwitz tour where he'll decide to livestream his next Mario Golf rage quit.

 

[BatsInTheBelfry]

I am much more excited for this than any future Japan trips. Did he specify which part of Europe?

Just trying to figure out if it'll be a sleepy English B&B or maybe an Auschwitz tour where he'll decide to livestream his next Mario Golf rage quit.

Moving around a bit. London, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and France is what I remember him saying.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Moving around a bit. London, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and France is what I remember him saying.

That sounds very expensive, even moreso with the ridiculous premium the tard-wrangling group charges, but so many more opportunities for him to embarrass himself. Chibi world tour 2025 HYPE.

 

[Whaler]

Cheebs is gunna sperg about Japan to some Muslim third worlder while in the UK and get stabbed like a moron.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I skipped to a random point in the stream and Chibi was bitching (obviously) because his work have changed their holiday policy so employees can't take more than a week off at a time.

Do you think they implemented this policy because they were sick of him demanding 5 months off to go visit Glorious Nippon every other week?

I wouldn't be surprised. But then he's also taken time off without pay to visit Glorious Nippon and since I believe he's on commission this wouldn't affect their business in any way unless you have quotas to meet.

Long story short, Chibi is obsessed with Japan and will make any excuse to go there.

Also he seems to be backpedaling on moving to Japan, stating he has student loans and a mortgage to figure out… not the fact that he can’t speak a lick of Japanese and didn’t get his Tokyo dream job offer.

He'll never get his dream job in Japan because it doesn't exist.

They will hire any warm body that speaks English just to speak English to their students.

 

[Wild Wild Sonichu]

Does Cheebs actually want to go to Europe, or did he embarrass himself so much poorly pretending he can speak Japanese, that he can't have his retard guided tours through nippon anymore?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Do you guys think Chibbles fears for his life? I mean, Trump is totally rounding up everyone who is not a cis white pig and Chibi is clearly bisexual, causing his life to be in danger.
I really hope for him he can find a job in Japan, it's detrimental to his safety.

Why would he care, he's going to glorious Japan!

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Moving around a bit. London, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, and France is what I remember him saying.

I hope he comes to Italy so I can go see for myself how bad he smells.

 

[butlerspoon]

The highlight of his most recent stream for me was him bemoaning his student loans while continuing to debate taking a lower-paying job abroad. Chibi finally committed to seeing a task through to completion, got the diploma, and seems not to realize that he’s supposed to use it to get a better job

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The highlight of his most recent stream for me was him bemoaning his student loans while continuing to debate taking a lower-paying job abroad. Chibi finally committed to seeing a task through to completion, got the diploma, and seems not to realize that he’s supposed to use it to get a better job

Chibi thought he was going to walk up to Nintendo head offices, show them his diploma and they'd hire him on the spot to do the next Mario game.

It reminds me of those commericals you saw on TV back in the day like this one:

Make it appear super cool instead of the mindless drudgery of playing the same level over and over again, taking copious notes and doing everything you can to make it break. And do that for maybe $18 an hour.

 

[Zane Flynt]

Why yes I did know he went there, by the way did you know that Chibi went to Japan?

I do now thanks to you, keep up the great journalism!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Does Cheebs actually want to go to Europe, or did he embarrass himself so much poorly pretending he can speak Japanese

If it's true he's planning a tour of Europe I look forward to watching him butcher a variety of different languages like he did with rice tongue.

It reminds me of those commericals you saw on TV back in the day

"I just finished speedrunning Paper Mario and need to tighten up that jump a little bit."

 

[Kanemura Miku]

Chibi thought he was going to walk up to Nintendo head offices, show them his diploma and they'd hire him on the spot to do the next Mario game.

That's our chad Chibi, going straight to Miyamoto instead of leaving him in the rain like Chris did.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Off topic a bit, but I'm planning a trip to Japan next year. Anyone living there know how hard it is to get tickets to Stardom and NJPW events?

Harder than it used to be. If you can bumblefuck your way through a Loppi machine you'll be fine. If you want to pre book shit you have to use the sumo tickets guy and he charges out the ass.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

 

[TV's Adam West]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

The closest I can get is that if your employer requires a doctor's note for absences, claim you're a Christian scientist and seeing a doctor violates your religion. They'll usually drop it.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

Im 99% hes just claiming depression or some other ADA adjacent bullshit. I knew a dude who did that to get two months off, but he was military and said it was PTSD so yrmv.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

Guy I worked with long time ago went on short term disability due to some legit medical problem he had which laid him up for about six months. Got like 70% of his salary for sitting at home and watching TV plus doctor's visits.

But then he was one of the first out the door when they merged and instituted a bunch of layoffs.

 

[demicolon]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

I think what happens is Chibi pulling his trademarked ohpoorme bullshit on his boss on top of being actually good at scamming old ladies, a master at sucking proverbial dick and the hate sink for the workteam, so he gets more leeway than others for being worth keeping around.

 

[Oliver Onions]

does anyone have any hot chibi tips on how to scam vacation time out of your employer? I only have 2 weeks this year, and I’m dying to scam out a couple of months

Depending on your employer (and country of residence) you can scam up to six months paid vacation by claiming MUH MENTALS. A lot of places will just fire you though so I dunno what black magic/mail Chibi has on his current employer that they put up with him.