Major Jewish event is my favorite totally real event. We sit under the Jewish trees and play dreidel Jewish top, and then we discuss topics like how great it is to be Jewish. We also famously invite non-Jewish speakers who LARP at being politicians but haven't actually ever achieved anything politically relevant to talk about major Jewish things. Then we spend the rest of the evening frolicking through the Jewish fields, reflecting on how great failed game devs turned failed politicians are. I feel really bad for anyone who has to go to minor Jewish occurrence, they don't know what they're missing out on.
In all seriousness, I know this is a bit of a nitpick and Twitter is fairly limited with what you can type in the first place, but I like how John switches from talking about the fake event to talking about a fake person. It reads like he's saying he opened for someone named Major Jewish Event (which is apparently a girls name, although John doesn't know much about gender so who knows)
Isn't John supposed to be in the middle of his Israel press tour trip where he's personally interviewing Netanyahu and his entire cabinet because they're all huge fans of Dollcast and agree that the only thing worse than the war in Palestine is Gamergate?
