Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Not Dr. Evil]

Man if I was 50 and still bragging about Twitter follower counts I'd hope someone would put me out of my misery

We are talking about the very same 50 year old man who thinks bragging about his skills on Super Mario Bros. is some kind of flex. The very same man who thinks a collection of undersirable salavage title used cars is "proof" of wealth and prestige.

Troonery is not healthcare Kermit. That is the ENTIRE point of the pending Supreme Court case.

 

[break these cuffs]

Yes, a hideous disfigured non-passing man playing make believe.

He looks like one of the terrible character models from his game with all the plastic surgery and filters.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Kermit cannot even make up his mind if his perverted fetish is even legitimate "healthcare."

In one set of completely deranged tweets, Kermit insists that this is all "settled science." Then he turns around and does a complete 180 on himself and says that more research is needed.





Kermit has really poor taste in music (and everything else).



Kylie Minogue - Cowboy Style

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

What “machine” does he claim to be “meat” for?

I'm 100% certain he keeps repeating it is because he thinks it's very quotable.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Man who claims to run daily half marathons also wants you to believe he is a helpless weakling.

"Serious runner" who can barely lift 30 pounds.





These claims contradict each other too Kermit.





Compare to:

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Man who claims to run daily half marathons also wants you to believe he is a helpless weakling.

This is just another tell that he thinks of women as weak. While I don't doubt that John might have a weak upper torso, he's also probably able to build a lot easier than your average woman if he put his mind to it. Even more so if he let his body produce testosterone.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is just another tell that he thinks of women as weak. While I don't doubt that John might have a weak upper torso, he's also probably able to build a lot easier than your average woman if he put his mind to it. Even more so if he let his body produce testosterone.

I'm pretty sure all the fitness-minded women I know are benching 80-100lbs give or take. They aren't gym rats and are more yoga and outdoor recreation types. Thirty pounds seems insultingly low for a woman who isn't a novice. Everyone has to start somewhere, but John is a girlboss who's fitness makes men rage and women green with envy.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

More than two months have passed since John put any effort into Trooncast.



ROFLMAO! No, it isn't Kermit. It is literally mob rule.



There is only one week left in the month of March Kermit.

 

[Manat]

I was hoping to see John get a very warm welcome by jewglets, alas, the israel trip is a big fat lie

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

No, you didn't Kermit. The internets dot com do not contain a single trace of a "major jewish event" featuring you at any time ever.

 

[break these cuffs]

No, you didn't Kermit. The internets dot com do not contain a single trace of a "major jewish event" featuring you at any time ever.

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You wouldn't have heard about it. She lives in Canada.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

You wouldn't have heard about it. She lives in Canada.

Maybe. The more plausible explanation is that John is making up "and then everyone clapped" stories again.

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe. The more plausible explanation is that John is making up "and then everyone clapped" stories again.

It's a trope from pre-internet days for nerds who didn't have a girlfriend and were too ashamed to admit it. You had one, but you met her on vacation or at summer camp and she lived in another state/Canada/etc.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

John would shit his pants if he ever caught me poaching on his woodlot.

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Dude just use a bow for the silent takedown.

 

[Norvic 2 The Ressurection]

This was Wu's Nashville event. The Jewish Funder's Network annual conference, where she was on an opening panel with Van Jones.
I'm old enough to remember when Van Jones was the bête noire of the right, a shadowy figure who was the power behind Obama's throne. Now look at the shit he's doing and tell me Republicans aren't hysterical imbeciles.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

No, you didn't Kermit. The internets dot com do not contain a single trace of a "major jewish event" featuring you at any time ever.

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Major Jewish event is my favorite totally real event. We sit under the Jewish trees and play dreidel Jewish top, and then we discuss topics like how great it is to be Jewish. We also famously invite non-Jewish speakers who LARP at being politicians but haven't actually ever achieved anything politically relevant to talk about major Jewish things. Then we spend the rest of the evening frolicking through the Jewish fields, reflecting on how great failed game devs turned failed politicians are. I feel really bad for anyone who has to go to minor Jewish occurrence, they don't know what they're missing out on.

In all seriousness, I know this is a bit of a nitpick and Twitter is fairly limited with what you can type in the first place, but I like how John switches from talking about the fake event to talking about a fake person. It reads like he's saying he opened for someone named Major Jewish Event (which is apparently a girls name, although John doesn't know much about gender so who knows)

Isn't John supposed to be in the middle of his Israel press tour trip where he's personally interviewing Netanyahu and his entire cabinet because they're all huge fans of Dollcast and agree that the only thing worse than the war in Palestine is Gamergate?

 

[Ghostse]

Major Jewish event is my favorite totally real event. We sit under the Jewish trees and play dreidel Jewish top, and then we discuss topics like how great it is to be Jewish. We also famously invite non-Jewish speakers who LARP at being politicians but haven't actually ever achieved anything politically relevant to talk about major Jewish things. Then we spend the rest of the evening frolicking through the Jewish fields, reflecting on how great failed game devs turned failed politicians are. I feel really bad for anyone who has to go to minor Jewish occurrence, they don't know what they're missing out on.

In all seriousness, I know this is a bit of a nitpick and Twitter is fairly limited with what you can type in the first place, but I like how John switches from talking about the fake event to talking about a fake person. It reads like he's saying he opened for someone named Major Jewish Event (which is apparently a girls name, although John doesn't know much about gender so who knows)

Isn't John supposed to be in the middle of his Israel press tour trip where he's personally interviewing Netanyahu and his entire cabinet because they're all huge fans of Dollcast and agree that the only thing worse than the war in Palestine is Gamergate?

You forgot about eating traditional Major Jewish foods like bagels and Jewish Matzos and doing the Jewish Meal Seder. Meal prep is done as a kibbutz with everyone doing a role including ones for non jewish people, but only a jew is allowed to be the one working the Oven (or Shoah) for obvious reasons. I was told I was a good enough ally I could be trusted with the oven. After dinner, since it was Shabbat, I was allowed to push the button to drone strike some Hamas leaders house. This is what its like to actually build cultural bridges.
that was painful to type

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

A whopping 675 people at Kermit's "major Jewish event"



Sayeth the delusional man who could barely lift 30 pounds just yesterday.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

A whopping 675 people at Kermit's "major Jewish event"

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I have to admit my ignorance, I didn't realize Nashville, TN was in Israel; Bri Bri doing a major media tour in Israel in March and all

 

[Chapalapachapa]

For all his "democratic party strategist" talk

dont you know every dem really wants to get lectured on israel by some grotesque lispy faggot. its not like there are 123413446346 of them