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True Boss of this Gym said:
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What even is this spastic tard face he makes? What emotion is it supposed to convey?

Is it just concentrated tard rage? Make a normal face, you weirdo.

I've never seen a human making this bizarre face in reality. Is it because the only people who make faces like this are literally too retarded to appear in public?
 
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AnOminous said:
What even is this spastic tard face he makes? What emotion is it supposed to convey?

Is it just concentrated tard rage? Make a normal face, you weirdo.

I've never seen a human making this bizarre face in reality. Is it because the only people who make faces like this are literally too retarded to appear in public?
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He looks like some sort of retarded monkey when he tries to be intimidating, but unlike monkeys, he pussies out at any sort of conflict and runs away.
 
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Glowie said:
Even Onionfarms ban pedophiles, Alex has to present papers in introductory thread.
Alex accounts stick out like shore thumb.
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Surprising. When the lolisho thread was having it's drama they were pretty vocal about how we are all retards for disliking people jerking off to loli.
 
@AnOminous I don't know if you've seen this - but this is Canadian law regarding CP posession (link)

Definition of child pornography
  • 163.1 (1) In this section, child pornography means

  • (a) a photographic, film, video or other visual representation, whether or not it was made by electronic or mechanical means,

  • (i) that shows a person who is or is depicted as being under the age of eighteen years and is engaged in or is depicted as engaged in explicit sexual activity, or

  • (ii) the dominant characteristic of which is the depiction, for a sexual purpose, of a sexual organ or the anal region of a person under the age of eighteen years;

  • (b) any written material, visual representation or audio recording that advocates or counsels sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act;

  • (c) any written material whose dominant characteristic is the description, for a sexual purpose, of sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act; or

  • (d) any audio recording that has as its dominant characteristic the description, presentation or representation, for a sexual purpose, of sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act.

  • Marginal note:Making child pornography
    (2) Every person who makes, prints, publishes or possesses for the purpose of publication any child pornography is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 14 years and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of one year.

  • Marginal note: Distribution, etc. of child pornography
    (3) Every person who transmits, makes available, distributes, sells, advertises, imports, exports or possesses for the purpose of transmission, making available, distribution, sale, advertising or exportation any child pornography is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 14 years and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of one year.

  • Marginal note: Possession of child pornography
    (4) Every person who possesses any child pornography is guilty of

  • (a) an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 10 years and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of one year; or

  • (b) an offence punishable on summary conviction and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than two years less a day and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of six months.Marginal note:Accessing child pornography

  • (4.1) Every person who accesses any child pornography is guilty of

    (a) an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 10 years and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of one year; or

  • (b) an offence punishable on summary conviction and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than two years less a day and to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of six months.

  • Marginal note:Interpretation
    (4.2) For the purposes of subsection (4.1), a person accesses child pornography who knowingly causes child pornography to be viewed by, or transmitted to, himself or herself.

  • Marginal note:Aggravating factor
    (4.3) If a person is convicted of an offence under this section, the court that imposes the sentence shall consider as an aggravating factor the fact that the person committed the offence with intent to make a profit.

  • Marginal note: Defence
    (5) It is not a defence to a charge under subsection (2) in respect of a visual representation that the accused believed that a person shown in the representation that is alleged to constitute child pornography was or was depicted as being eighteen years of age or more unless the accused took all reasonable steps to ascertain the age of that person and took all reasonable steps to ensure that, where the person was eighteen years of age or more, the representation did not depict that person as being under the age of eighteen years.

  • Marginal note: Defence
    (6) No person shall be convicted of an offence under this section if the act that is alleged to constitute the offence

  • (a) has a legitimate purpose related to the administration of justice or to science, medicine, education or art; and

  • (b) does not pose an undue risk of harm to persons under the age of eighteen years.

  • Marginal note:Question of law
    (7) For greater certainty, for the purposes of this section, it is a question of law whether any written material, visual representation or audio recording advocates or counsels sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act.
  • 1993, c. 46, s. 2
  • 2002, c. 13, s. 5
  • 2005, c. 32, s. 7
  • 2012, c. 1, s. 17
  • 2015, c. 23, s. 7
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Bros, isn't is super crazy how Josh bent to Alex's demands? Alex said everyone better heed his warnings again and magically Josh is doing a stream about brand new people including Alex? My other really good friend (besides Alex) Colton Lochmann didn't even get unbanned, but Alex did. Personally, I'm glad to finally see someone understanding the very real threat that @Lunar Eclipse Paradox is and acting accordingly. Can't wait for him to get here and gloat about it to everyone. Welcome back
 
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AnOminous said:
What even is this spastic tard face he makes? What emotion is it supposed to convey?

Is it just concentrated tard rage? Make a normal face, you weirdo.

I've never seen a human making this bizarre face in reality. Is it because the only people who make faces like this are literally too retarded to appear in public?
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Reminds me of Chris's classic tard rage face when he was trying to intimidate Adam Stackhouse.

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