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Hey guys @Matthew Moulton is totally not been watching his thirty page thread for two and a half years and is totally not mad when he was not called out on it.
Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
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Hey guys @Matthew Moulton is totally not been watching his thirty page thread for two and a half years and is totally not mad when he was not called out on it.
Matthew Moulton
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I like how the fox fucker is retarding back into the sheeple mentality for support now. LOL
Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you even babbling on about?
Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you even babbling on about?
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I like how the diaperfurfag is "retarding" back into the autistic mentality out of obligation of perpetual buttmad. LOL
unclestryker
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You really think that baby Matthew? Here is the thing about you that I have learned over the years observing you. Not that I wanted to, but your antics kept popping up on encyclopedia dramatica, and /cow/. (you remember /cow/ don't you, of course you do) Its hard to miss your exploits of total re.tardation and every time you get called out on being dumbass. You would reply smugly and say "I was pretending to be x" and this cycle would repeat endlessly in every community you parasitically latch on. Now if you were say that "I was pretending to be x" to get into a community, thats fine, still fucking moronic but hey what ever works for you. But here's the thing you never deliver, ever. Instead you come to our places and demand that we respect you and fear you because reasons. (I know you never say these things out right but from your history its heavily implied) Still can't believe to this day that you bought you way into ED big shot status. (big accomplishment there buddy
) And yet all you contributed to ED (from I hear) was what, like 80's diaper porn. So in short, you want to be a player is this game, contribute quality cocks or forever be called a diaper shitting autist.And hey spergfox is best fox.
Matthew Moulton
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Oops!
Looks like you slipped there, FreudFox.
Maybe next time don't inadvertently expose your projection so blatantly.
Seriously this retard tries to accuse me of giving a shit about some random fuckin forum for years on end, then turns right the fuck around and exposes the fact that he's apparently been all the fuck up on my jock for years on end.
WOW! I mean, don't try to make it subtle or anything, Crotch Crickets.
When did I ever leave ED? Oh, wait, you mean under my more obvious names.
I have no idea what that even is actually. But it's nice that ONE of us cares so much... apparently (you).
I think maybe you have me confused for someone else, child.
My "exploits" usually end with people replying like this...
...and then sometimes I feel a little bad for taking things too far. Like what I did to those vegans. Or most recently what I did to those climate change hysterics.
Actually the implication is to annoy the ever living shit out of you to the point of hating me... but, you know, whatever works I guess! : D
Actually Zaiger didn't even realize that I donated anything to ED until like... a year ago. Unless you mean my archive, in that I restored around 10% of the lost material on ED, plus uploaded another 20% or so of new content.
In total I think I've uploaded or replaced somewhere in the range of 17,000 images, of which like... 100 were diaper related. I guess we can see where YOUR interests are at!
The largest single batch of images is... hrmmm... not sure, let's check!
..."Princess Molestia"
...tha'fuck is that?!
Oh, some MLP thing I guess...
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Princess_Molestia
Other major image batches include "cat", "bacon", "Grumpy Cat", "FaceBook", "North Korea", "OCD", "Shark" and "Pope".
Apparently the "cat" page was so massive I had to break it apart into around a half dozen sub pages.
Largest single archive of ED related data looks like... "Charles Carreon"... looks like I downloaded an entire copy of his server.
Other fun stats.... my most popular article, not including mainstream media topics, looks to be the "Pseudo Intellectual" article. Most popular person article is... "Adalia Rose", clocking at over 100k unique hits. Followed shortly by "Alison Rapp" and then "Smugglypuff". Least popular is the "Gersh Kuntzman" article, clocking at just over 6k hits... although I was about six months late to the party on making that article. A lot of articles are "time sensitive" meaning you need to get them out and get them featured as quickly as possible. Otherwise they lose relevancy fast.
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@Matthew Moulton I don't know why you care about ED so much. It's practically just a bloated corpse, yet you keep talking about it and your contributions to it.
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It's the only thing that gives his pointless life anything close to something resembling purpose.
unclestryker
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Wait, this diaper shitting loser actually blew a grand to be an admin of an autismpedia?
Matthew Moulton
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Well ED is significantly more popular than this place soooo... yeaaaaah. I don't really care about ED though as a whole, hell I constantly and continually mock the ever living shit out of the site. I have an entire FB page dedicated to that purpose. The only stuff on ED that I care about is my stuff, everything else is just lesser garbage as far as I'm concerned.
Outside of ED though the single most popular thing I ever created was that stupid sprite generator followed by that Care Bear site. Both of which generated around $500 a year (each) just in ad revenue alone (requiring zero maintenance/upkeep).
Not counting client work of course, I don't really keep track of that stuff. Probably those billboard ads I made would be the most seen.
Oh, also not counting work I did for educational institutes, most of which was used for garnering grant money. Basically I got to do whatever the hell I wanted in school, with access to anything I wanted, at any time and in exchange they got a buttload of money from the government. That variable symmetric multi-processing super cluster I created probably being the most fun.
Not even remotely close to that. I gave Ryan like $100 bucks when he got busted by the cops and then I think I gave like $250 to Zaiger... anonymously. And I was an admin BEFORE that happened.
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Why'd you give them money?
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Didn't he blow a grand on a hat too?
Matthew Moulton
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As I recall, at the time, the site was basically about to go tits up (this was before it had ad revenue)... so I basically paid for a month of hosting... anonymously.
I give money to random people every now and again though, usually artists, cause I like their stuff. Usually in like $10 to $50 increments. I give money to homeless people too like that.
The only person I've ever regretted giving money to is my sister. In high school she used to constantly pester me for money and I stupidly gave it to her often without even thinking.
...although I made a lot of pretty poor money decisions in high school. I bought a sports car... I bought a portable DVD player before anyone even knew what a portable DVD player was (which cost several thousand dollars at the time)... bought one of the very first commercial MP3 players... also spent several thousand dollars of 90s era VR equipment.
I made a lot of a money though back then, so I guess it kinda evened out.
I supposed I should start again... making lots of money. *shrugs*
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You worked minimum wage jobs.
Matthew Moulton
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I have never once in my life worked for the minimum wage.
Even when I spent time slumming it working in a video store, at Dairy Queen and Wal-Mart I got paid significantly more than minimum wage.
The highest paid job I ever had was at Sykes, where, at a minimum, it cost $20 bucks just to ask me ONE single question, $100 bucks if you actually wanted a complex problem solved. I handled all 3rd party hardware and software calls for high end clients... because I was the only one in the entire company that could.
I worked there for about a year, at which point I wanted to quit... and they basically said, "No, you can't." So then I went all "Office Space" on them for nearly six months before they FINALLY relented. That part was fun though, I brought a Sony Playstation to work, hooked it up to the monitor and used to play games the whole time... ~occasionally~ taking calls... you know, when I felt like it. And then I would just show up to work like... whenever. An hour late... three hours... meh... fuck 'em!
Even after I quit I still got wrangled into other projects (various startups).
When you have actual skills, quitting the tech industry is a lot like trying to quit the mafia.
A lot of my money though I made from buying and selling computers parts. Since I can basically fix anything and everything, without even thinking, it's always been a good way to get money.
Contract work as well, most of it "outsourced, outsourcing"... basically one company hires another company who then in turn hires people like me to make stuff for them... the originating company never even knowing that I'm the one doing their work. Most of that is like "over-flow" work, like a company doesn't have enough employees to take on all the clients they have, so then they contract the "over-flow" out to people like me.
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Matthew Moulton
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Is this the part where I try and "prove you wrong" by actually supplying a list of my real world clients? LOL
Guess again, kiddo.
Guess again, kiddo.
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Matthew Moulton
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Well, thankfully my client list doesn't require your belief in order to actually exist, so you can just go right on ahead and shovel up any personal delusion you like, Tatertits.
Mmmm, I guess I can share this one, cause it's like super old and you won't be able to tell what it's from (and even if you could it wouldn't matter)...
Mmmm, I guess I can share this one, cause it's like super old and you won't be able to tell what it's from (and even if you could it wouldn't matter)...
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So then tell me who this client was.Well, thankfully my client list doesn't require your belief in order to actually exist, so you can just go right on ahead and shovel up any personal delusion you like, Tatertits.
Mmmm, I guess I can share this one, cause it's like super old and you won't be able to tell what it's from (and even if you could it wouldn't matter)...
Cause if you are telling the truth, it wouldn't hurt to tell me.
Or are you just lying again?