i dont abuse my house

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What the fuck is happening here?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

What the fuck is happening here?

Exposing house abuse, nothing to see here.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Imagine not beating the shit out of your house every night.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I do not condone, encourage, or support the abuse of homes. They have feelings, too.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

@Clavicular you complained about online dating with the ladies. Here's your chance, mate.

Dammit, you beat me to it (by a lot). What is wrong with 19-year-olds? I'm thinking legal majority for all things now needs to be raised from 18 to 21 minimum, including for internet access. Too much retardation happening. And that guy even supposedly was at a decent school, if moron looksmaxxers' guesses have any value [maybe, if only bc one of them probably got him expelled].

Sad to see the pile-on on her more than him, though. @mitsuba :3 , you won't process this or care, but you do have the power to stop getting swarmed by gnats if they bother you. If you see the funny, then nvm, carry on.

 

[pollution jim]

don't worry i'll abuse your house for you

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

What is wrong with 19-year-olds?

Technically nothing, since 15-20 year olds are stupid as fuck. But they shouldn't have smartphones and mobile internet. It clearly rots the brain worse than drugs do.

 

[The Last Stand]

i have never once abused my house in any way shape or form
the house abuse accusations need to STOP. yes there may have been hair dye and broken glass in my tub. that does not constitute abuse and i am sick and tired of people trying to accuse me of abusing my house

So why do you abuse your house?

I saw this show where a guy that did 20 years in the can spontaneously turned into a house. Houses have feelings too.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Why did you abuse your house?

 

[NerdShamer]

Why did you abuse your house?

To collect on the insurance money when it dies prematurely

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Yes, you dont abuse your house, you RAPE your house....

From what ive been told in a dream, you have ripped doorhandles off doors, spitroasted them, then shoved them up your dirty cunt.
Not only is this RAPE, its active necrophilia.

The horros youve forced your house to endure will give several house psychiatrics and ghost hunters a field day of study.
Get yourself a good vacuum cleaner.
And take off your fucking shoes when you come indoors from outside you trash satan.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not only is this RAPE, its active necrophilia.

Admittedly the door handles could be reattached and made functional again so they're not technically dead.

I don't want to distract from the main charge of housal abuse.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

My house decided to get a leak in the roof so I beat the shit out of it.

 

[NotClavicular]

@Clavicular you complained about online dating with the ladies. Here's your chance, mate.

What does she look like?

@mitsuba :3
post face

 

[Sperg Spectating]

What does she look like?

@mitsuba :3
post face

I'm warning you, she's JEWISH.

JEW AHEAD!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

What does she look like?

@mitsuba :3
post face

Oh no, not another @#FreeRoss.

 

[NotClavicular]

I'm warning you, she's JEWISH.

JEW AHEAD!
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This bitch is fucking ugly ngl

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Oh no, not another @#FreeRoss.

Don't worry, looksmaxxers are all homosexuals

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

What does she look like?

@mitsuba :3
post face

Absolute madlad for asking, still: knuckles+kidney combination still applies, motherfucker.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm warning you, she's JEWISH.

JEW AHEAD!
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Definitely what I expected a house beater to look like.