Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
One day, you too will find yourself outside of your 20ies.

Then your options will be to goon to OF in their 20ies… Try to pick up chicks decades younger than you and get an… eh… reputation. Or try to smash women closer to your age that used to look hot in their 20ies.

If you ignore everything about her, except her looks, Kayla isn’t bad looking.

She isn’t fat, which automatically makes her at least a 5, and Nick spent big bucks on the finest plastic surgeons trying to repair the damage he inflicted on her body when he knocked her up.
It's true. I'm at an age where I am still sexually marketable to women in their early twenties. Kayla looks pretty good for a woman in her mid forties, though she does have kind of "far-away eyes" and a really large mouth with big goofy teeth. Though, compared to a lot of other women in their forties, she looks pretty alright.

And the cherry on top: She’s likely zonked out on benzos much of the time, so she’s not going to be nagging and henpecking you.

What I’m trying to say here, and I know it’ll shock and surprise some people is… Would. Most definitely would!
This may be true, but you run the risk of her cucking you with Jaleel the Jamaican bull. Not sure if she can be trusted.
 
It's true. I'm at an age where I am still sexually marketable to women in their early twenties. Kayla looks pretty good for a woman in her mid forties, though she does have kind of "far-away eyes" and a really large mouth with big goofy teeth. Though, compared to a lot of other women in their forties, she looks pretty alright.


This may be true, but you run the risk of her cucking you with Jaleel the Jamaican bull. Not sure if she can be trusted.
Just blackface around the house. She wouldn't be able to tell :story:
 
Well, this just makes me disturbed at the situation with the younger kids and the favorite who got coked up. Aside from cozying up to Juju, Vito, and Melton (who's apparently sick of Rackets lmao)
  • Gave 9yo daughter coke
  • 9yo is self proclaimed favorite
  • 9yo having behavioral problems
  • Wanted to put his sex dungeon right next to kids' room
  • "Isn't it funny and weird how my parents never told me about their sex lives when I was growing up that made me so mad"
I may be wrong but wasn't there some mention of the 9yo having night terrors or bedwetting? Even if neither of those were mentioned, just the list above plus the close associations......Doesn't bode well for children
 
I'm almost certain he's on set in LA. He keeps looking at Dick to his right and talked about sniffing his mustache and leaned over.

Edit: Also, he talked about being on more Rx drugs than when he was doing them illegally. I look forward to your summary. I'll act as backup.

It seems others recognise Juju's studio, so I will admit I can be wrong. I will continue to provide highlights, but I may not re-watch and do full summary. I have a long drive out to the country this weekend and will be gone for most of it.


More highlights:

- Nick talks about his bodycam footage and how the police were making commentary on how big his house was out of jealousy and how they would have taken better care of it. This proves how bad they all are

- The police found Nick's 'funny' things in the house, but they did not find things (like a giant dildo in a drawer) as funny as they actually were

- Nick admitted to playing word games with the police. They asked him if April 'slept in the house last night', and although she stayed the night, no one slept at all the prior night, so it was not a lie. Small town constables do not know how to ask good questions

- Nick said he would not have played bodycam footage at a trial in his defence because it would have allowed the prosecutor to have played as much as they want. This was bad because 'everyone looks bad on police footage'.

- Nick says that the bodycam footage will never be released because of the law. They spent time mocking Null and the Farms.


Edit:

- Nick repeated the story about 'missing cocaine'

- Nick also recounted how much smarter he was than the police and how police think they are usually smarter than their suspects. He talked to the police, but only to find out what they knew while retaining his rights.
 
Half the chat is Juju's dicksuckers sucking off Nick, half is against Rackets

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- Nick talks about his bodycam footage and how the police were making commentary on how big his house was out of jealousy and how they would have taken better care of it. This proves how bad they all are
This is not the own he thinks it is, holy SHIT. Imagine someone saying this about your home, having the neglect be so obvious that a complete stranger feels okay candidly talking about it? There must've been shit smeared on the walls, and in the absence of any other ebidence, I choose to believe it.
 
HOLY FUCK. Can we just pause on this?

Two days after his coke stream with kids in his home and a black eye, he and April hadn't slept all night, and he was getting into a car with his kid!!!! And he's PROUD OF IT.

@Null I'm sorry, can you get Hardin on this? Somone needs to alert the prosecution on his MULTIPLE oh so HILARIOUS moments of his pride in his drug use post-arrest. I'm not allowed to do so.
 
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They are responding to Super Chats now:

- Nick was saying that the follicle test on his child that came back positive was FLAWED because they were not provided the test results from the hair AND the decontamination wash. They are SUPPOSED to do this to prove that no external contaminant was forced into the hair. This test has been shown in a study to FORCE substances into the sample.

- Nick plans to go to Hackamania.

- Juju claims YellowFlash claimed he would fight Vito, but he bitched out when he tried to set it up.


As a general comment, Nick is rambling and has lost the ability to tell a coherent story. He is circling back over and over to different topics and it is very disjointed. What I present here is a summary of a few segments they had on the same topic spread over time. The topics were being raised by Nick, over and over.


EDIT:

More bitching by Nick:

- Nick called DUIGuy 'unethical' for rescinding his offer of pro bono representation. He said they had a tentative agreement after one phone call, then cut off contact with no warning. He said it was an ethics violation.
 
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??? I'm not touching this shit, what the fuck are you expecting me to do? Pay an attorney to force the prosecution in a foreign state to retract his plea deal? Do it yourself, why the fuck do I have to do something?
Well, because....

1) This is personal for you (well documented).
2) Hardin has done 1-2 filings in this case on your behest for the bodycam. Nick's spoken extensively about details of said bodycam on this stream, including cop misbehavior.
3) No one else will do it.

Or don't. Anyway, I'm glad you're here and paying attention. "Peace"
 
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