Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fat Gay Riker]

Dax and Vito stirring up shit with Yellowflash, Melanie Mac, Nate the Lawyer, and Nick just rolls right along with it.
"I did promise giving them something, I sent them superchats!" Jesus Nick.
"I offered them cocaine, some of them took it!" In regards to his internet fwens. Dax and Vito just inflame and let this coked out tard run with his worst things to say. Also mad about the DUI Guy rescinding his initial defense offer. Great job Nick.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick turned away literally anyone that wants to help him and have the best for him

He’s now on a show with two guys that will use him for content then throw him away

Couldn’t happen to a better faggot

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nick is high as FUCK on there right now. He's even back to looking for ceiling cats, it's incredible. When I opened it, he also had the meth jaw pretty bad.

What? Are you suggesting that Nick has done illegal drugs at Dick Mastersons Barbie dream mansion? Dick has never talked about doing legal drugs and that he has tons of illegal drugs in his house and lots of thirdparty testimony that both him and his fiancé do drugs. Right? Dicks never said that drugs are awesome… right?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

because hes black

Same with Eric

 

[Vibralldo]

Dax and Vito stirring up shit with Yellowflash, Melanie Mac, Nate the Lawyer, and Nick just rolls right along with it.
"I did promise giving them something, I sent them superchats!" Jesus Nick.

Nick's a retard stooge that'll just do whatever his master Juju says

 

[CoomerTine]

pretty sure they’re getting into defamation territory with DUI Guy

 

[Vibralldo]

Dick just said he uses rust to program

I think I just found Josh another coder

 

[thebigdream]

I can't listen to Dax for more than 10 seconds some other honourable Kiwi is gonna need to summarise this. Contrary to popular belief, LOUD DOES NOT EQUAL FUNNY

 

[CoomerTine]

They’re so obsessed with Eric July

 

[Captain Manning]

Yuuuge Ralph L. This felon is more of a friend to Juju than Ralph ever could have been and it's not just because Nick brought all the coke that Gunt cannot afford despite being able to get it at beaner prices.

Not only that, but Nick is more of a friend to Juju to than anybody else. Including those who do/did want to see him get better. It's actually kinda sad. The guy that will enable him the worst is the one he considers the best.

He's gonna end up violating his probation for sure.

Does this mean that Nick is in Los Angeles?

Is nick at dicks studio?

Yep.

What are the chances dax herrera will supply nick with more coke?

99.99998%

 

[200MB]

As a general comment, Nick is rambling and has lost the ability to tell a coherent story. He is circling back over and over to different topics and it is very disjointed. What I present here is a summary of a few segments they had on the same topic spread over time. The topics were being raised by Nick, over and over.

He's looking around and fidgeting like he was called into the principal's office.

Did he really fly to California just to be on Dick's shitty podcast? When you gotta stream but you're too afraid to be left alone with your own chat. Or maybe he's there because he's under too much scrutiny to safely score drugs in Minnesota.

 

[Vibralldo]

They’re so obsessed with Eric July

The entire show seems based around him now, it's really sad

 

[DickMain]

Dick has never talked about doing legal drugs and that he has tons of illegal drugs in his house and lots of thirdparty testimony that both him and his fiancé do drugs.

For the court records I would like to state that this user is delusional and that my couch cushions are supposed to look suspiciously lumpy.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick also recounted how much smarter he was than the police and how police think they are usually smarter than their suspects. He talked to the police, but only to find out what they knew while retaining his rights.

Nigger when they kick down your door and find an ounce of cocaine, it doesn't MATTER what they knew. It's the very definition of bang-to-rights.

Hence you pleading guilty because your 'smarter than the cops' brain didn't come close to stopping them from owning your ass and you losing every opposing motion your lawyers attempted to put forward.

Halfwit.

 

[Fapcop]

Why oh WHY couldn't Florida ban drug use itself and not just possession?

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Imagine being in your forties and thinking it’s cool to have done drugs in someone’s bathroom without them knowing.

Holy shit that’s sad.

Most of us dropped that before we turned 18 and giggled about smoking a joint in the schools bathroom.

 

[clipartfan92]

chat-downloader output started about 45 minutes into tonight's Biggest Problem #183 with Nick Rekieta. 7z contains the json file.

 

[Fapcop]

They are responding to Super Chats now:

- Nick was saying that the follicle test on his child that came back positive was FLAWED because they were not provided the test results from the hair AND the decontamination wash. They are SUPPOSED to do this to prove that no external contaminant was forced into the hair. This test has been shown in a study to FORCE substances into the sample.

- Nick plans to go to Hackamania.

- Juju claims YellowFlash claimed he would fight Vito, but he bitched out when he tried to set it up.


As a general comment, Nick is rambling and has lost the ability to tell a coherent story. He is circling back over and over to different topics and it is very disjointed. What I present here is a summary of a few segments they had on the same topic spread over time. The topics were being raised by Nick, over and over.


EDIT:

More bitching by Nick:

- Nick called DUIGuy 'unethical' for rescinding his offer of pro bono representation. He said they had a tentative agreement after one phone call, then cut off contact with no warning. He said it was an ethics violation.

Gotta love how even on Dick’s show, which you’d think would be a safe space for Nick, he gets hounded by commenters.

That’s your bed Nick! You made it, now enjoy never enjoying unadulterated adoration ever again.

I reckon this is why he hasn’t returned to streaming. His Narc ego just can’t handle trolls and two dollar put downs, no matter how much he tries to pretend to “lean into it” and giggling along.

 

[john marston]

They’re so obsessed with Eric July

Let me take the time to remind you that when Nick got arrested, Eric July, despite all the bad blood between them, sent him a very nice message wishing him safety and wellness. Nick replies by publicly sucking off the pedophiles that routinely try to sabotage his business.

I believe Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a child abuser and he hangs out with Dick and Vito becuase they're the only two who are okay with it.

- Nick admitted to playing word games with the police. They asked him if April 'slept in the house last night', and although she stayed the night, no one slept at all the prior night, so it was not a lie. Small town constables do not know how to ask good questions

Holy Shit, he is such a faggot. I genuinely hope they take his plea deal away.

Edit: Remove Double post, sorry.

 

[Melty Butter]

In the continuing record of Nick's expenditures, assuming Thurs. - Sun.., assuming a hotel, travelling Delta (he's on record for being brand-loyal), first class (also on record bc... long legs):



Call it $3K (we know Kayla's there) including taxes, add $350/night for 3 nights... not including meals or cocaine:

= +/- $4,000. This is after about $2,000 at Great Wolf Lodge.

Bob & Celeste, are you proud?

 

[DickMain]

Holy Shit, he is such a faggot. I genuinely hope they take his plea deal away.

Given that half of what comes out of Nick's mouth is a lie, and the other half is probably half as smart as he thinks it is, then I have to doubt he was being as smart with the cops as he thinks.