Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Oh gawd, here we go. It's about to be a madhouse.

This is the main thing I have to say to Alex.

 
I just don't know how to respond to this. Some people just dismiss it with that term while others agree it's synonymous with pedophilia. I will admit it's extremely absurd. But if you want to call me one, fine.
Call you one? You ARE one. No normal healthy human looks at art of mutilated children and gets their rocks off to it. You yourself have even said in the past that it's pedophilic. If you're going to be a fucking pedo, at least admit it coward. Stop tiptoeing around it to try and make yourself feel better.
 
I just don't know how to respond to this. Some people just dismiss it with that term while others agree it's synonymous with pedophilia. I will admit it's extremely absurd. But if you want to call me one, fine.
Hi Alex! Long time no see! Did you have fun sperging out and wasting your vacation?
 
Alex "Betterskatez" Hogendorp, who lives at 916 Silver Creek Dr NW. has publicly stated he is a pedophile who is attracted to children..
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Wait until tomorrow. He'll go back on his words there and say he's not really a pedo and he was trolling kiwi farms. It's a dumb way to troll kiwi farms by admitting to being a pedo, but I sense that's what he'll do.
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I knew you were my #1 fan, buddy. :story:
Careful. Next he's going to commission you for limbless loli in bondage drawings.
 
Here is Alex's stance on Lolicon.

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I will admit Lolicon is an absurd and creepy as hell genre that could warrant questioning but KiwiFarms takes it to the next level and throws their chairs at anyone with the slightest allegation. I deny myself and many other accused people being a pedophile for these reasons. Only if they attempt to have weird sexual interactions with a minor and go above from there would I call them a pedophile. And I've done none of these. Koneko Kitten for example is a pedophile for grooming an underaged person on discord. Even Joshua Conner Moon expressing sexual interests with a 10 year old would warrant him being called a pedo, so why go after me when they can go after Josh.
Ohhh boy, where to start.

1st- Josh has never said anything about liking 10 year olds. When he was 15, he briefly (as in like, 2 years max) was into shota cat boys, realized how degen is was, and swore off it. Normally I'd be suspiscious over someone claiming to be over it, but Josh is so fucking autistic I can 100% believe he just willed himself out of it. Not only that, he quit porn entirely when he realized what it was doing to him, hence why he's so agressively anti. Josh has never been attracted to minors.

Second- taking the pedo stance on loli is certainly a move.

A very stupid one, but a move.

I will say I genuinely feel for non offending pedos that do everything they can to avoid children, it's a rough mental illness with no treatment. But death to offenders

It's lucky that Alex doesn't seem to have access to children, he would 100% offend, or at least be charged with indecency with a minor by showing them his creepy limbless porn.
Edit: nm he does have access, burn in a fire.
 
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It's lucky that Alex doesn't seem to have access to children, he would 100% offend, or at least be charged with indecency with a minor by showing them his creepy limbless porn
What do you mean? Alex talked about babysitting a minor that was an autistic family member before. it was brought up again just a couple pages ago by @Sparkletor 2.0
 
Hi Alex! Long time no see! Did you have fun sperging out and wasting your vacation?
Actually. I had to budget during our vacation so I didn't do much.
Mommy and Daddy aren't gonna be happy when they find out you're interacting with us again, Alex.
My father is more upset with me taking you guys seriously and not letting this go.
Holy fuck dude shave your shitty beard.
I agree. It looks awful.
 
Then why are you here, faggot? Log off and stop crying about us, you lolicon nigger ginger.
I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.
 
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