Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[The Un-Clit]

Reminds me of Chris's classic tard rage face when he was trying to intimidate Adam Stackhouse.

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It's the disgusting yellow-brown teeth that really make Alex's face hard to look at.

At least Chris-Chan's choppers didn't look like he chewed tobacco all day and rinsed his mouth with the spittoon's contents after.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Did Null forget about the person of interest tag? Why is he giving everyone check marks?

Because Alex isn't very interesting. lul

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Did Null forget about the person of interest tag? Why is he giving everyone check marks?

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox got Beat out by @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg . I wonder how that’d make him feel?

 

[Red flaming panda]

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox that's a very racist thing to call a black man, Alex.

 

[DickMain]

What emotion is it supposed to convey?

Fiber deficiency.

 

[IKOL]

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox keep on shitting up the DMs of mine, kekw.
Not only that but he goes up with old and semi-practical tactics. Make a quote and pretend that someone actually said that.


Not the first time he (or anyone existing and using forums, let's be honest) does this. Eh, could've been funnier.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox keep on shitting up the DMs of mine, kekw.

Tell him that he's unbanned here, there are more people who want to bully him.

 

[IKOL]

Tell him that he's unbanned here, there are more people who want to bully him.

Oh I already done that kind Kiwi friend.

edit: oh and hey, he's getting roasted alright.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex is still saying the nigger word? How very fascist of him

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Oh I already done that kind Kiwi friend.

Ah, so this bitch-titted coward is simply afraid to come here and talk to people he's been insulting and threatening.
Figures.

 

[PaperRoads]

Here is Alex's stance on Lolicon.

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I will admit Lolicon is an absurd and creepy as hell genre that could warrant questioning but KiwiFarms takes it to the next level and throws their chairs at anyone with the slightest allegation. I deny myself and many other accused people being a pedophile for these reasons. Only if they attempt to have weird sexual interactions with a minor and go above from there would I call them a pedophile. And I've done none of these. Koneko Kitten for example is a pedophile for grooming an underaged person on discord. Even Joshua Conner Moon expressing sexual interests with a 10 year old would warrant him being called a pedo, so why go after me when they can go after Josh.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Here is Alex's stance on Lolicon.

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I will admit Lolicon is an absurd and creepy as hell genre that could warrant questioning but KiwiFarms takes it to the next level and throws their chairs at anyone with the slightest allegation. I deny myself and many other accused people being a pedophile for these reasons. Only if they attempt to have weird sexual interactions with a minor and go above from there would I call them a pedophile. And I've done none of these. Koneko Kitten for example is a pedophile for grooming an underaged person on discord. Even Joshua Conner Moon expressing sexual interests with a 10 year old would warrant him being called a pedo, so why go after me when they can go after Josh.

That's funny. Let's argue Alex's position on loli-con with his own views on loli-con.

Here's one that's especially funny.

Never once have I thought "Man, because loli-con is morally wrong, but legal. I should jack off to it!" This is one of the craziest self reports I've ever fucking seen.

 

[IKOL]

Here's one that's especially funny.

>prevalence of lolicon related stuff is tempting
For pedophile that is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Only if they attempt to have weird sexual interactions with a minor and go above from there would I call them a pedophile.

So a person who is sexually attracted to children and masturbates to pictures of children and draws pictures of children naked and in bondage and watches anime involving child rape is not, in Alex's opinion, a pedophile because they haven't actually abused a child yet.

*This is what Hogendorps actually believe.

 

[Xev]

So a person who is sexually attracted to children and masturbates to pictures of children and draws pictures of children naked and in bondage and watches anime involving child rape is not, in Alex's opinion, a pedophile because they haven't actually abused a child yet.

*This is what Hogendorps actually believe.

Alex is a non practicing pedophile at best

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex is a non practicing pedophile at best

Yeah. It's not like anyone would leave Alex alone with a nonverbal autistic child, right?

Spoiler: Right?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Studio Ghibli Eclipse Paradox
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Really helps those Alex YIIK comparisons.

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox keep on shitting up the DMs of mine, kekw.
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I'd say that a Russian living in Russia is far less likely to get raped by a nigger than someone like Alex, but now I'm expecting logic from his autistic babbling.

So a person who is sexually attracted to children and masturbates to pictures of children and draws pictures of children naked and in bondage and watches anime involving child rape is not, in Alex's opinion, a pedophile because they haven't actually abused a child yet.

*This is what Hogendorps actually believe.

It seems that Alex confuses the words "pedophile" and "child molester".
While not a child molester (to the best of our knowledge at the time of this writing), Ales is absolutely a pedophile.

 

[Axiom.]

Congratulations to the fat limbless loli enthusiast for being on Jershs radar. May the kill list live longer than Alex himself.

 

[Jason Wynn]

When even the rejects on Kenny’s site want nothing to do with him. That’s fucking hilarious.

You can always come crawling back here, Alex.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

Oh I already done that kind Kiwi friend.

edit: oh and hey, he's getting roasted alright.

No fucking way he made his status "not a pedophile" (Source)