Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Please fucking kill me]

My father is more upset with me taking you guys seriously and not letting this go.

I know you can't let go because deep down you know you are sick in the head, and I guarantee you feel shameful and guilty about it. Why else would you be so dead set on responding to us despite everything?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

WIP. Absolutely do not steal, reupload, trace, remove the watermark, plagiarize Luciel, as she is now KF's public property. So are the rest of OCs await to be revamped to Kiwi Farms' standards.
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Feel free to redesign it with whatever you please.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

My father is more upset with me taking you guys seriously and not letting this go.

Nigger you are 25 living off government gibs and your parent's good will. You live an incredibly pathetic and worthless life. Kill yourself.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.

Why haven’t you killed yourself yet? Those little paper cuts you tried showing us last time just won’t do the trick. Gotta dig a bit deeper next time, Jimmy Saville

 

[NaggotFigger]

Just kill yourself if you’re pretending to self-deprived yourself for pity. You’re that stubborn and selfish, you gorilla nigger.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I was given a chance to explain myself.

Ok, can you explain how your autistic ass got banned from Discogs and why you insisted that it has a "toxic community?"

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

If you don't want to kill yourself, you could fast for a few days. Would help you lose weight while also being more impressive than faggy paper cuts

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Alex has logged off for the night.


In other news, Sheldon Donner is apparently fucking off until May 20th.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Well, that was a disappointment. Honestly don't think it was really worth unbanning him if this is all we're getting out of him.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Welcome back alex eagleston - I MEAN, alex hogendorp.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Then I'm by definition a pedophile.

Worse than that you have gay fat retard voice, if you make anymore videos please do some vocal exercises to smooth out the tard-tone off camera first, the audial cringe from the autism infused spastic tones almost outweighs the value of the overall comedy.

 

[Gravemind]

I don't plan to keep using the farms

See you tomorrow!

 

[Axiom.]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Just be careful not to give yourself anymore paper cuts

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Alex has made a video ending the war with Kiwi Farms.

Spoiler: Local Archive

KIWI FARMS WINS AGAIN!

 

[Glowie]

I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.

You by definition have pedophilia, so since
1. You get aroused lolicon/CSAM
2. You have have fantasies being a neko shota and have loli neko girlfriend.
Referring to DSM IV- TR you are pedophile, frankly after seeing what you jack off to, I agree with psychiatric field with this one, Alex my sweet ginger summer manchild.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>If Josh can show forgiveness-
Lol, Josh is the last person to forgive freaks like Alex.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Did you enjoy Mexico Alex? What things did you see?
What's your opinion on the Texas "loli ban" and the UK's OFCOM shit?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

>If Josh can show forgiveness-
Lol, Josh is the last person to forgive freaks like Alex.

Yet he unbanned Alex. He's called generous Josh for a reason. (REAL)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Alex has made a video ending the war with Kiwi Farms.

Spoiler: Local Archive

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KIWI FARMS WINS AGAIN!

@mitsuba :3 gets a call out. welcome to the club. He'll hate you tomorrow.

I still enjoy this thread Alex. Just take a nice night off from us and get some well deserved rest. you'll need it defending yourself against being a pedo tomorrow.