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Jon changed phones in that video in several of the clips. I don’t think it was filmed at the same time.

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thejackal2 said:
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Starbucks sugar bomb, hot dog (or as the "kids" say "glizzy"), cracker jacks, water (lol), large popcorn, helmet bucket ice cream. Probably about 2.5k calories of junk. I don't know how she functions at all honestly sometimes. That's enough to put even a regular fattie in a deep food coma.
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I’m glad she wore compression garments with this, because it would mean seeing a lot more leg. The outfit still looked bad though, compression garments or not. It’s toddlercore mixed with generic influencer.
 
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I can't believe I didn't have this thought back when Anna was talking about Severance.

Imagine being Anna's innie waking up at work. In that body. Feeling as shitty as she must feel every day. Probably hungover, and crashing from the sugar binge she had just before coming into work.

"Welcome to the team, Annie O."

"What's wrong with my outie? She dumb? She a fuck up?"
 
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Barbarella said:
Jon changed phones in that video in several of the clips. I don’t think it was filmed at the same time.

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I think the black phone is just her phone that he’s holding in that one shot.

Also, there’s no way she didn’t also have copious amounts of alcohol. I’m also going to bet that wasn’t all she ate, either.
 
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kyonara said:
I imagine the only reason Anna is seeing a Rangers game at all is because the new one is indoor/domed, and they have that A/C blasting like Antarctica at all times.
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The only reason Anna (who has never showed even the slightest interest in baseball, ever) went to the Rangers season opener is because she got enough free food and booze and low-level VIP treatment (probably reserved parking and golf-cart assistance; she's not enough of a VIP to warrant box seats) to make it worth going. She may even have got paid to show up and make some content. And she got it solely by being an Austin-area influencer with a huge following.

She will never go to another Rangers game, or talk about the Rangers, or baseball, again; in the very off-chance she starts doing so, it will be because she's getting paid for it, and talked them into giving her rocking-chair seating.
 
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Barbarella said:
Jon changed phones in that video in several of the clips. I don’t think it was filmed at the same time.

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Wow looks like a pretty heavy filter on her face…
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I don't want to phonebook Jon but I did some digging a while back and it looks like he is having a destination wedding in a city that seems to require a lot of walking- think winding cobblestone streets. I’m curious if Anna will make an appearance.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
That short blue skirt is an awful look. A baseball game is the perfect time to dress down. Why not just wear loose drawstring pants over her compression, or at least a longer skirt? She’s just mental.
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She needs her compression garments to show so that everyone knows that she very bravely just had major surgery. And even though most people probably just wonder why she's wearing a scuba suit, it gives her another way to attract that sweet, sweet attention that she craves. (And I'm sure she takes any "wtf are you wearing?" glances as an excuse to lecture that person on her many rare and life-threatening conditions along with the story of how she's so very, very brave). That's why I think we'll see her in the compression garments forever. Plus the garments are like a full-body super Spanx suit so she can fool herself that she's super skinny and fit now.

All this use of the word "garment" makes me wonder if her inner Mormon is coming out. Do they make sacred LDS compression/Spanx garments? 🤔
 
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That_Ain't_Mayo said:
She needs her compression garments to show so that everyone knows that she very bravely just had major surgery. And even though most people probably just wonder why she's wearing a scuba suit, it gives her another way to attract that sweet, sweet attention that she craves. (And I'm sure she takes any "wtf are you wearing?" glances as an excuse to lecture that person on her many rare and life-threatening conditions along with the story of how she's so very, very brave). That's why I think we'll see her in the compression garments forever. Plus the garments are like a full-body super Spanx suit so she can fool herself that she's super skinny and fit now.
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I think you have Anna all wrong about lecturing anyone she meets in the wild. In an absolutely true story of an event that really happened when Anna was on her grueling trek for bagel a wide-eyed child asked Anna why she was wearing long socks but Anna didn't have the heart to tell him that she was sick and ruin the child's innocence by suggesting to him that a morbidly obese person could be in ill health.

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The only reason Anna (who has never showed even the slightest interest in baseball, ever) went to the Rangers season opener is because she got enough free food and booze and low-level VIP treatment (probably reserved parking and golf-cart assistance; she's not enough of a VIP to warrant box seats) to make it worth going. She may even have got paid to show up and make some content. And she got it solely by being an Austin-area influencer with a huge following.

She will never go to another Rangers game, or talk about the Rangers, or baseball, again; in the very off-chance she starts doing so, it will be because she's getting paid for it, and talked them into giving her rocking-chair seating.
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If it were any other person in the world I would say that even if the person didn't care about sports she may have gone to the game just out of curiosity to see if it is fun to watch, or to see the new stadium or just to do something out of the house. But Anna is so corporate, staged and incurious that I completely agree that there has to be a financial incentive. As soon as I saw that Starbucks logo I felt like they might have something to do with it.
 
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vlcsr said:
I think the black phone is just her phone that he’s holding in that one shot.

Also, there’s no way she didn’t also have copious amounts of alcohol. I’m also going to bet that wasn’t all she ate, either.
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It’s really unimportant, and I apologize for bringing it up, but she had her phone the whole time, and the moves match up so they couldn’t have shared a phone. Jon must have switched to a different one. Maybe he carries two, or his fiance was using his for a minute or it needed a charge, but it was a switch. They have to film at the same time to get the scenes they got.

I jumped the gun saying it was different days. Jon just had two phones. And Anna looks as insane as always with compression and a mini skirt over it. I get so used to looking in the background of her vids I notice weird stuff.
 
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brooky said:
I can't believe I didn't have this thought back when Anna was talking about Severance.

Imagine being Anna's innie waking up at work. In that body. Feeling as shitty as she must feel every day. Probably hungover, and crashing from the sugar binge she had just before coming into work.

"Welcome to the team, Annie O."

"What's wrong with my outie? She dumb? She a fuck up?"
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Awww so we aren’t talking about belly buttons, or multiple personalities, now it makes sense in context :) <3 that show sounds very imteresting
 
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