🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gator_Aids]

 

[alan thicke]

I like that the ghiblified ai has no idea what to do with someone as gross looking as Ralph and renders his as a normal looking human being

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Don’t know about you guys but I’m looking forward to Ralph battling all the DSP detractors. Ralph’s in the same position today as PPP was late last year. He’s gonna carry that snout.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I like that the ghiblified ai has no idea what to do with someone as gross looking as Ralph and renders his as a normal looking human being

I thought it was strange at first Japanese art could not draw saggy fat faces but then I remember it’s Japan and they don’t normal have to see grotesque obesoids

 

[AltisticRight]

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Can't tell if this is piggytitis or Viggers.
They're cut from the same cloth. A White nigger piece of cum-stained cloth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph tweet up date


America sucks! I’m too poor to afford it!



Begging for people to give him info because he’s lazy.



“I was on pills as a matter of fact! Just the awake pills made me sleepy! Too bad you alogs will never believe me”

 

[Rage Pig]

I like that the ghiblified ai has no idea what to do with someone as gross looking as Ralph and renders his as a normal looking human being

Depends on what you consider normal looking.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh woe is me, Ralph has pointed out that not even a hater such as myself has the mental capacity to blindly believe that Ralph is just on special medicine that makes him sound drunk and high and not actually drunk and high. Such is my poor brain function that I just can't help but look back on the dozens of times Ralph has claimed to be completely sober while slurring and falling out of his chair. Alas I am but a slave to simple pattern recognition and am forever barred from the true enlightenment of believing at face value the word of the Ethan Oliver Ralph, owner and editor of theralphretort.com ralphretort.com and the host of the legendary Killstream.

I guess I'll just give up and resign myself to thinking that Ralph is a fat drunken pilled out lying piece of shit. I'm sorry I'm just not smart enough to get it right.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ralph tweet up date

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America sucks! I’m too poor to afford it!

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Begging for people to give him info because he’s lazy.

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“I was on pills as a matter of fact! Just the awake pills made me sleepy! Too bad you alogs will never believe me”

If Ralph goes to war and somehow is able to dox Doody and possibly Snort, Phil will unironically be the next face buried in Ralph’s asshole.

Yesterday it was Ralph saying “Do you need me to be the new PPP?”, but tomorrow could be Phil asking to be the new Gator.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph has finally come up with an excuse as to why he agreed to make DSP hundreds of dollars last night for free:

Link / archive

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph tweet up date

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America sucks! I’m too poor to afford it!

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Begging for people to give him info because he’s lazy.

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“I was on pills as a matter of fact! Just the awake pills made me sleepy! Too bad you alogs will never believe me”

It's really not fair. The lying, alcoholic pill-head just so happens to keep taking drugs that make it seem like he's drunk and on pills. Poor guy,

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

You alogs are so pathetic, I was not on pills, I was on pills. hahahahaha

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph has finally come up with an excuse as to why he agreed to make DSP hundreds of dollars last night for free:
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Delusional.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I like that the ghiblified ai has no idea what to do with someone as gross looking as Ralph and renders his as a normal looking human being

I wonder if there's any way you can get it to use the pig parents from Spirited Away as a basis.

It's already practically Ralph (aside from having too much hair).

 

[hawkisnight]

Ralph has finally come up with an excuse as to why he agreed to make DSP hundreds of dollars last night for free:
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He was seething while Phil opened these packs It was kino.

 

[Oxyjen]

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Excellent. Was that a Robert Crumb art style A.I.?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Ralph has finally come up with an excuse as to why he agreed to make DSP hundreds of dollars last night for free:
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Piggy’s little brain got a dopamine rush at the thought of sticking it to the Kino Casino by appearing on DSP’s show. However like most smooth brains he didn’t think long term and realise he wouldn’t make any money from it. Many such cases. Sad.

 

[ddlloo]

Piggy’s little brain got a dopamine rush at the thought of sticking it to the Kino Casino by appearing on DSP’s show. However like most smooth brains he didn’t think long term and realise he wouldn’t make any money from it. Many such cases. Sad.

It's even funnier when you remember he was crying on the phone to Jesse PS about Dick paying Mersh but not the Ralphamale.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Yet another drunk voicemail sent to the Thorps