🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

After coping and seething about Christopher, he's back to the usual girly antics.

Fatly turning his fat melon head into some gookatoons whatever AI.

https://archive.md/Tk6og

You're basically Jack Scalfani. When will you stroke out like he did? You're slurring your words similarly already.
PATHETIC.


And stealing memes from the criminal syndicate website known as Kiwi Pharms.

https://archive.md/xrc9H

Dude, you look like this:

And this is a highly edited stylised and maybe even AI-enhanced emo 14-year-old profile picture.
In reality, this is what you look like without filters.

Look at that norwooded hairline. Your hairline is worse than Perspicacity's.
Tragic.

@theralph how old are you? 12?

Wrestling is fake and gay, for manbabies, and worse than Anime.

leaving the Sektur, all and well piggy.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I'd love to see Bob Smith's flagging history....

NOW WAIT A MINUTE RALPH! RALPH NOOOOO

I love how for any other person in the world getting shitfaced and going into detail about how much you like getting your asshole tongue punched would be the most humiliating thing that happened to you in years but for Ralph it's literally just another weekday.

After listening to the xannied cope I had to go back and yep, he's trying to retcon. He clearly digs his thumb in her asshole, she farts, he switches thumbs so he can bring back the feces to his face and he does a deep inhale and when he moans you can tells it's muffled because his thumb is his mouth. The smell and taste of shit supercharges him almost immediately to orgasm.

Spoiler: The Evidence That Ralph's A Legit Shit Eater

 

[AltisticRight]

it looks like Ethan is about to spend the next 2 hours on stream calling me Ashkenazi

for the record, here is my DNA:

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I'm sorry man.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The dichotomy of how he presented himself during the conversation in question, where especially early on he seemed like he had at least one brain cell working towards having normal conversations and rapport with Jesse and even referencing Josh in an “ I hate him but he got that fire in him” way to this bitch made “I’ll sue you under Mexican law for a conversation I gave you permission to record and upload and by the way fuck that criminal Johm Potter” is so quintessentially Ralph.

 

[Obscura539]

I always get a chuckle when facing a string of extremely humiliating events Ralph always responds with “Fuck you, I made a normal wage, bitch”. Most people would not suffer his embarrassing life for 300K a year let alone whatever he manages.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph you get your butthole tongue punched. Jesse wins by default

 

[Oliver Onions]

I unironically really enjoy him dropping the promos on X. It’s just the right amount of Ralph to be entertaining and engaging.

It's great because it saves us the trouble of combing through hours of Killstream Dead Air™ to find the 30 seconds where he spazzes out and does something funny.

Also sorry Ralph she has a BF

That's never stopped the Memphis Micro before.

So as long as Ralph screams about his kids apropos of nothing he's in the clear?

In the Sektur I believe this is known as the 'Reverse Adrienne Blair'.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

@theralph how old are you? 12?
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Wrestling is fake and gay, for manbabies, and worse than Anime.

leaving the Sektur, all and well piggy.

Grok: Sure, based on your posts, replies, and appearance, here is the professional wrestler you most remind me of--

 

[Pelican Bones]

Grok: Sure, based on your posts, replies, and appearance, here is the professional wrestler you most remind me of--

Surely you mean (me doing my impression of null doing his impression of ralph) James Shtefanie Shterling: Shterdust!

 

[JAKL II]

Unless I'm blind and these were posted already, I'll take my clocks if they were.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Unless I'm blind and these were posted already, I'll take my clocks if they were.

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You inspired me.

 

[FiveStarAce]

After coping and seething about Christopher, he's back to the usual girly antics.

Fatly turning his fat melon head into some gookatoons whatever AI.
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https://archive.md/Tk6og

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You're basically Jack Scalfani. When will you stroke out like he did? You're slurring your words similarly already.
PATHETIC.
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And stealing memes from the criminal syndicate website known as Kiwi Pharms.
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https://archive.md/xrc9H

Dude, you look like this:
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And this is a highly edited stylised and maybe even AI-enhanced emo 14-year-old profile picture.
In reality, this is what you look like without filters.
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Look at that norwooded hairline. Your hairline is worse than Perspicacity's.
Tragic.

@theralph how old are you? 12?
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Wrestling is fake and gay, for manbabies, and worse than Anime.

leaving the Sektur, all and well piggy.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Seems even Kinochet is getting in on the joke.

 

[Niggernerd]

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I fucking love this artwork. It has ed edd n eddy vibes

 

[Windy Moors]

Ralph, you can check-out any time you like but you can never leave.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind on my pate
Warm smell of tortas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw the ghost of Tate
My gunt grew heavy and my eyes more crossed
I had to stop for the night...

Welcome to the shithole Mexicana
Such an awful place (such an awful place)
Such a horsey face...

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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These have always been my favorite renditions of our little Rage Pig. The stark, bold lines accentuate the horrors of this eldritch addict in homage to the classic pulp monster. A new face in an eternal medium.

 

[MadStan]

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OMG. Ralph is now a Garbage Pail Kid! Perfect.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

You don’t want this smoke bish!

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Hope you’re prepared for slurred content of Ralph talking about thumbing the asses of any female family members you may have

This picture brought back the memory that Ralphamania actually was a real event, attended by all the groypers. I can't believe I forgot about that, Ralph has had so many kino moments I forget them.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Seems even Kinochet is getting in on the joke.

Piggytits is a little too tall.
Even AI can't unhorse meigh's face.

 

[BigPeanut]

Unless I'm blind and these were posted already, I'll take my clocks if they were.

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Need the FED hat pic. ARRRAAAAAAYST HEEEEEEEM