DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Smokeski]

The cucksino is saying Doody was doxed, but i don't see it in either thread. They lie a ton for content, but is this true?

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

The cucksino is saying Doody was doxed, but i don't see it in either thread. They lie a ton for content, but is this true?

I was going to ask the same. Not even Ethan Ralph's thread has shit on this.

 

[Elbe]

Funny enough, this is actually how I imagine Doody.

 

[Niggernerd]

Funny enough, this is actually how I imagine Doody.

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Ring it up Casino truth dub

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Be real how confident is everyone that Ralph will provide anything other than boring drunk content?

if he’s gonna be a boring faggot
if he will eventually deliver.

Ralph is always very boring to listen to. He's just fat stupid white trash like millions of others. The only thing of potential interest is if he goes Ragepiggy making Phil squirm and best case scenario, another hilarious stream where Phil sees his e-beggar living flash before his eyes again. But, this is very hopeful thinking and people are just going to be bored and quickly give up.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Doody getting driven out of the detractorsphere would be a 100% positive. It won’t happen of course because he clearly has nothing else and won’t give it up for something so small as a phonebooking…but I can dream.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Doody getting driven out of the detractorsphere would be a 100% positive. It won’t happen of course because he clearly has nothing else and won’t give it up for something so small as a phonebooking…but I can dream.

And if Ethan Ralph of all people was the one to do it, it would make it even better.

 

[Organized Derailment]

The cucksino is saying Doody was doxed, but i don't see it in either thread. They lie a ton for content, but is this true?

I hope so. I can't stand Doody.

 

[Telemeter]

So, Doody on the Killstream is happening.

Doubt Ralph has anything on Doody, tbh.

Also, despite how much hate he gets, Doody is not a pushover.

He has a very soy voice but he stood his ground against Keemstar very well when Keem was yelling over him about getting him kicked off youtube.

Should be fun.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

im not gonna lie this current arc is unwatchable.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

im not gonna lie this current arc is unwatchable.

The gunt to gout podcast made me physically sick just watching it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If only anyone believed Ralph had $500.

Theo Theory: the bounty is financed by Phil.

Remember the DMs he had with ППП (that's what I call him in case you didn't know, ППП)? He was absolutely obsessed with going after detractors, or to be precise he was obsessed with finding someone else who can be his attack dog to go after the detractors for him. Every third idea he had for a show with them involved trying to get AssTonne and Andy to go after detractors. When he talked about Joon's doc and the interview with him, he cried about how he didn't take his idea of going after detractors seriously. The reason Phil can't do it himself, despite having easy targets like Doody to go after, is threefold. First off he's too much of a bitch, second he gets off on getting people to do things for him to his benefit only, third (and most important) he likes to LARP as Tony Soprano and just like a mob boss if he gets someone else to do a "hit" for him the only one who ends up taking the fall for it when it inevitably gets discovered is the "hitman". He used to use Machinima for that purpose when he'd have them copystrike almost every TIHYDP off of Youtube. Years later when he did that "Downfall of Machinima" reack, the fact that he didn't do it personally allowed him to concoct this narrative about how it was actually Machinima going rogue and copystriking TIHYDPs on their own. Ignore the fact that if Phail was really against them doing so, why didn't he stop them and told them to retract the strikes? Makes sense if you don't think about it.

So that's why I think he's now doing "tryouts" for who his next Sektur boyfriend is. Ralph is known to find as much personal info about people he goes after as possible and then using it to try to do life ruination on the target and this is why Phail is willing to be associated with him, he is his "button man." Of course, he doesn't realize that Gunt is also extremely volatile and THE example of a cracker (as in, a low class Southern white who takes the honor culture from his ancestral Scottish Highlands way too seriously) and will go after Phail just as hard once Phail inevitably slights him, whether that slight be real or perceived.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Nah, Phil isn't financing shit. Ralph was America First's attack dog when he was in it, so he's just doing the same shit now. He sees the grift and thinks that every Smark Guys is gonna have the same number on donos as it did the other day (it won't) and he thinks attacking Phil's enemies will get him that cut. Only reason he's doing this.

 

[DerelictOnion]

im not gonna lie this current arc is unwatchable.

Same deal with the Kino Casino collabs where they didn't grill Phil. Or the Keemstar interview Phil did. Or the start of Steven Cambian's interview. Every time someone is or pretends to be buddy buddy with Phil it's gonna be real boring

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

Theo Theory: the bounty is financed by Phil.

Nah, Phil isn't financing shit.

Philliam would rather spend $500 on some hogan pulls - some immediate gratification - rather than have several hundred dollars tied down in promise for someone who can come up with Doody's dox. Even though Phil wants a W against the detractors, he will never move a muscle or spend a dollar to do it. He's all reward and no risk.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The Ralphamale seems to have decided that a further DSP alliance would be lucrative and thus, a public sacrifice must be made.

“Ah commin for yew bish!”

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If VOID and Ralph team up, it would be a force of Dent proportions.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I'm sad Ethan Ralph didn't cause a 50 page jump, we've been getting spoiled the last few weeks with all the shit going down.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

If Phil isn’t seething or sperging out, it’s going to be boring as fuck.

Because guess what? Phil is a charisma black hole. He is completely incapable of being interesting unless his manchild rage takes over.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

The Ralphamale seems to have decided that a further DSP alliance would be lucrative and thus, a public sacrifice must be made.

“Ah commin for yew bish!”

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Man who makes 5 thousand dollars a month vs Man who makes 5 thousand pesos a month

Guest appearance by void, man (debatable) who works to sustain another man and his barnyard menagerie for sexual gratification.

These WWE fights are getting wierder and wierder.

 

[Coke Zero]

Replying to @Big Brown Schlub's comment above about phil getting off on having other people do things for him.

Just look at his dsp throwbacks channel. It was other people doing all the work and phil just had to upload the videos and then take all the credit and ad revenue. He hasn't uploaded a new video in like 2 weeks now. Imagine having an entire youtube channel where you just upload videos that someone else made for you, for free. As soon as that person is gone, the channel is just abandoned. As soon as someone else volunteers to start working for phil for free again he'll start using that channel again.

I actually havent watched very much dsp content recently, has he even addressed what is going on with the throwback channel? Seems really odd for him to just drop it without saying anything. Maybe he doesn't want to admit it was a complete failure and there's actually no demand for his old videos like he thought there would be. The videos on that channel struggle to get 150 views. It was dead before he quit uploading to it.