Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Kosher Dill]

You don't know what mental illness is really like until you've given birth to your own dick.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think Pixy's next LARP will be pregnancy. I look forward to everyone in this thread losing their minds.

She can't get pregnant because she's a MAN!

You don't know what mental illness is really like until you've given birth to your own dick.

So it's like Koro but in reverse?

It's a mental illness where a person believes their penis is shrinking so they're always measuring it and tugging on it to keep it outside their body. And if it ultimately retracts into their abdomen they'll die. Whereas Pixy's is already in her abdomen and she wants it to come out.

 

[Trombonista]

I think Pixy's next LARP will be pregnancy. I look forward to everyone in this thread losing their minds.

She has never wanted kids, though. Maybe the next LARP will be headmates, 10 years too late.

 

[Def Not a Cop]

She has never wanted kids, though. Maybe the next LARP will be headmates, 10 years too late.

She actually did semi casually mention being married with kids back during her prime days in her blogs. (It's her heritiji)

Since we're doing predictions, when she flipped her script to being a straight man interested in hot women, it got me thinking. At some point she's going to full circle. She's going to spend time idolizing hot women and seeing the attention they get, and she's going to figure she can be a hot woman better than all these whores and sluts that wouldn't give her the time of day as a man.

I also think the incel theory is just as likely. It's only a matter of time. She seems to stick to her themes for at least a couple years at a time?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

If she can smell how bad she reeks, then she must really fucking reek. At this point someone should get a hazmat suit and a pressure washer with industrial strength soap.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She has never wanted kids, though. Maybe the next LARP will be headmates, 10 years too late.

She never wanted to be a man before, either. Pixy always gets hung up on stuff she can't have: Being Asian, being a femme fatale, being a man... The kid thing I could see coming.

Momo might have been kind of fat, but at least she was hot. No one ever thought Pixy was hot.

 

[Meowzers]

i think if she were to larp as pregnancy it wouldn't be so much as a larp as it'd be a schizo delusion. "i've been pregnant for 36 months. i am a man i shouldn't be pregnant. why am i pregnant i'm scared help me" type deal.

 

[Dysnomia]

You don't know what mental illness is really like until you've given birth to your own dick.

I hope her cervix doesn't prolapse. Instead of going to the hospital she'll gloat about how her stomach penis is finally free.

I also think the incel theory is just as likely. It's only a matter of time. She seems to stick to her themes for at least a couple years at a time?

I saw the incel thing brought up on lolcow. She's already halfway there with her "Why can't I flirt with hot chicks!" nonsense. It makes me wonder if she'll start saying women are evil and she deserves sex with them because she exists and has a stomach penis.

I wish this nonsense would just end already. It's really sad to see.

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If she can smell how bad she reeks, then she must really fucking reek. At this point someone should get a hazmat suit and a pressure washer with industrial strength soap.

She could try showering and wearing deodorant. I wonder if it's just general BO or her nasty Hazmat snatch flaring up again. Maybe it's a combo. She and Tophia should get a place together. The smell generated could be used as the ultimate bioweapon.

She's also crying that she's not yaoi and you can't force her to be. Again with the yaoi. It's like sexual orientation is just an anime genre you can switch between when you're bored. I wonder if her dad told her to find a decent guy and kbock it off already. "I can like women as a man all I want finally".

Finally since when? This whole thing came out of the blue. She even claimed before that she tried to be attracted to women but couldn't do it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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If she can smell how bad she reeks, then she must really fucking reek. At this point someone should get a hazmat suit and a pressure washer with industrial strength soap.

Or it could be that her father told her she smells and needs to take a shower.

I think Pixy is a little nose blind to her odor judging by her previous videos where she believed all she needed to do was soak and her mother telling her to take a bath because she stinks.

Momo might have been kind of fat, but at least she was hot. No one ever thought Pixy was hot.

I don't know if "hot" is really the best description for Momo. I mean compared to Pixy? Yes but, I don't know. I'm not into fat chicks so maybe I'm just not seeing it.

And I'm sure some beta orbiters would have said Pixy was hot. There's always somebody out there who would say person X is hot even though nobody else thinks so.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I don't know if "hot" is really the best description for Momo. I mean compared to Pixy? Yes but, I don't know. I'm not into fat chicks so maybe I'm just not seeing it.

PL but I like `em thicc, so Pixy and Momo have both been amusingly like, equally exactly NOT it, in oddly similar but different ways
at least vintage Pixy is natty if on the lumpy side
Momo dives head-first into the uncanny valley and makes ginormous saggy tiddy look weird with all the surgery so they're that weird cubeboob thing she's got going on

 

[Stinkyboy]

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If she can smell how bad she reeks, then she must really fucking reek. At this point someone should get a hazmat suit and a pressure washer with industrial strength soap.

You realize that's part of what brought her to lolcow fame? Recording a video of herself crying while her mom told her to take a shower because she was stinking up the house.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

You realize that's part of what brought her to lolcow fame? Recording a video of herself crying while her mom told her to take a shower because she was stinking up the house.

with all the stomach dongs and rape ghosts it's easy to lose sight of the humble beginnings

 

[Trombonista]

i think if she were to larp as pregnancy it wouldn't be so much as a larp as it'd be a schizo delusion. "i've been pregnant for 36 months. i am a man i shouldn't be pregnant. why am i pregnant i'm scared help me" type deal.

I'm reminded of this Oglaf comic (NSFW):

 

[Exhibortionist]

I dont forsee a pregnancy larp. I don't think pixy is actually trans but I don't think she's going to give up the dude larp any time soon. It's her tism fixation and I think shes going to ride it out until the end.

When her mother dies I think she might spiral into a different fixation but it might also just reinforce the current one. Debbie dying is going to be a huge mirror check for the family in general as the brothers realize their dad isn't immortal and one of them will have to deal with pixy at some point. I'm sure they're aware of that already but knowing it's close at hand rather than some tangential "in the future" thing is going to be a situation.

 

[Dysnomia]

She wants to go on a hookup app to meet girls and do "something" to them. Funny how she posts this after complaining about her smell. The only people that will bite are scammers and troons. I don't think she'd have any luck at all. But I worry about how her "flirting" really is perceived. She has complained before about how unfair it is that she can't flirt with hot chicks. She's probably being politely told "I don't swing that way" by straight women.

And it looks like the art walk people are done with her. She wasn't allowed to participate and they were oh so mean and misgendered her. Now I'd think a lot of artsy folk would be pretty pronoun friendly. I have a feeling it's more about her personality. The First Friday people noped out pretty quick. I can't imagine that there isn't at least one other badly dressed genderblob in the mix. The difference is likely down to how they act and treat others.



Well, it will be June before we know it. Cue the Pride tears.

 

[Picklechu]

And I'm sure some beta orbiters would have said Pixy was hot. There's always somebody out there who would say person X is hot even though nobody else thinks so.

She had a meltdown once because some chaser types genuinely became fans of her cosplay pics and called her a BBW.

 

[Dysnomia]

She had a meltdown once because some chaser types genuinely became fans of her cosplay pics and called her a BBW.

She blew her only chance of having genuine fans thinking she was sexy. What a dumbass. No one thinks she looks good now. She's getting more and more repulsive. Lots of luck getting those "hot chicks" wet for your stomach penis.

 

[Tiresome]

But she can still prevent herself from looking even worse

No amount of sunscreen, concealer or plastic surgery is going to help Sarah look better because her sullen, deeply corroded schizo personality is going to make her look horrible, haggard and insane no matter how meticulous her beauty regime gets.

 

[VinegarPussy]

“I have something I want to do to a girl,” sounds vaguely menacing and 1000% unappealing.

 

[Exhibortionist]

No amount of sunscreen, concealer or plastic surgery is going to help Sarah look better because her sullen, deeply corroded schizo personality is going to make her look horrible, haggard and insane no matter how meticulous her beauty regime gets.

Her dude larp with the pathetic mustache was the final nail in the coffin. Even if she did lose the 70lbs she needs to lose she would still probably look awful.