Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

Forgetting that she's also a descendant of Anglo-Saxons so if anything a good lot of her ancestors were the ones doing the conquering, and as for the Nordic part - she probably just assumes the evil Christians were marching into Scandinavia and forcing the pagans to say they love Jesus at sword-point and slitting their throats if they refused when that's not entirely true - many willingly converted, others just went "yeah sure I'll follow this new religion of yours" but continued to make statues of Thor while simply  calling them Christ and secretly carved runes praising the old gods on the back of crosses. It was mostly done for the sake of trade with the rest of Europe, and religion was the easiest way back then to create that common ground. Meanwhile in Iceland, while Christianity was adopted as the official religion mostly to maintain that connection with the mainland, part of that decision included allowing people to worship whatever gods they pleased in the privacy of their own homes, so... in typical Staph fashion, that's a critical research failure, the vast majority of her ancestors weren't "oppressed" or "conquered" and were in fact the conquerors themselves (assuming they weren't just peasants living off the land, which is quite likely, though we know she likes to romanticise whatever cultures she claims descent from) and she's simply making shit up to sound like some magickal champion of social justice. Is it too much to hope for equally crazy black TikTokers to flood her comments like "honey, you're WHITE, if you gonna diss Trump then talking about your ancestors ain't it".

Even in more recent terms, I can't imagine there being much historical discrimination against Scandis in the US save for mockery of their accents/broken English (the Swedish Chef Muppet for example) and she has like... one Irish great-great grandma and doesn't acknowledge her Croatian side at all (therefore hasn't said a thing about the Serbs), so to say her blood relatives were oppressed/discriminated against in any way is a huge stretch.

 

[a hapless toad]

sticky willy

Further proof that you should marry me, we have a shared nemesis.

(Also I just found a bunch of bearded iris in my yard, I will give them to you as a wedding gift!)

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I just watched the TikTok video and here are my highlights:
- She just got out of the shower, giving her a horrible and greasy looking appearance. Didn't even wait for herself to dry off and look presentable.
- Mentions that she is invoking the same demon that she used to curse someone years ago, which she says backfired. Therefore she is invoking the womb wizard demon. A reunion! What organ will the demon take this time?
- Staph leans over and gives us a horrible view of her hairy cleavage.
- She reads a 'poem' that 'Loki' wrote for her to read out, then reads it in Norwegian. Any Norwegian speakers: Can you confirm it's in Google translated Norwegian?

 

[a hapless toad]

- She reads a 'poem' that 'Loki' wrote for her to read out, then reads it in Norwegian. Any Norwegian speakers: Can you confirm it's in Google translated Norwegian?

I am neither a native nor fluent speaker but it's 100% Google translate. The word she uses for gross seems to mean gross as in total earnings as far as I can tell.


Sorry Stapphy, but you'll always be a low IQ descendant of Swedes.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Here's a local archive of the TikTok:

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Holy shit, she both looks and sounds like Steven Assanti, from My 600lb Life. Currently looking waaaaaaaay worse, and making horrifying Cameos.
Actually noped the fuck out of attaching a picture, the roster was all so horrible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sorry Stapphy, but you'll always be a low IQ descendant of Swedes.

Wikipedia says that, to this day, Swedes use sticky willy to strain milk.

Maybe I should start filling a box; I'm sure it'd work with Olipop.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wikipedia says that, to this day, Swedes use sticky willy to strain milk.

Maybe I should start filling a box; I'm sure it'd work with Olipop.

Nice to see that shit is in the states too. We called it sticky weed and it always grew in scrublands and was good for using as a sort of weapon in primary school play time wars
I haven't seen it for years but then maybe I just spend less time lurking around the undergrowth

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Holy shit, she both looks and sounds like Steven Assanti, from My 600lb Life. Currently looking waaaaaaaay worse, and making horrifying Cameos.
Actually noped the fuck out of attaching a picture, the roster was all so horrible.

Googled - holy shit, what happened to him? Drugs I'm assuming, since he was a big lad before but at least had a normal looking face, now he's become a gremlin with missing teeth. That's also Staph's fate if she doesn't lay off the testosterone and ice cream sandwiches.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Googled - holy shit, what happened to him? Drugs I'm assuming, since he was a big lad before but at least had a normal looking face, now he's become a gremlin with missing teeth. That's also Staph's fate if she doesn't lay off the testosterone and ice cream sandwiches.

He was a huge drugseeker on top of being a nightmare patient and person for every other conceivable reason and few new ones all his own creation, when he was on My 600lb Life. One of, if not the most, hated ever participants.
A very strange, frighteningly malevolent guy.

 

[Meowzers]

my god is she hard to look at, and listen to. even on 2x speed it felt too slow, and she's so painfully monotonous. how can someone who builds their whole "career" on public speaking be so bad at it?


this most exciting call to action i've ever seen.

 

[pink cigarettes]

DAMN, how did she get SO HAIRY SO FAST? I don't think I've ever seen a pooner with chest hair up to her neck within a year.
There's no such thing as a "true trans," but having said that, this feels very much like Stephanie is taking hormones to show everyone how serious she is about being a troon. Something tells me she doesn't actually want her breasts to be covered in hair

 

[Aunt Carol]

my god is she hard to look at, and listen to. even on 2x speed it felt too slow, and she's so painfully monotonous. how can someone who builds their whole "career" on public speaking be so bad at it?

This is the striking part. She takes every criticism as transphobia--funny how she never talks about fatphobia--but it's the dead eyes, the slack jaw and the monotonous voice. If she were a half octave higher and clean-shaven, it'd still be creepy and off-putting.

You could caption that screenshot "trans joy" to the same effect.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph performed her live ritual! (Damn, I forgot about it.) You can watch it here or below. I haven't watched it all yet, but I saw that it was filmed indoors and that she left live comments on for the first three minutes. I don't know if the comments will show on the replay because she turned them off part way in. I didn't get a screenshot of them. After a live stream on YouTube, the live chat comments disappear for a while, but will reappear again later, so check back on those. Basically there were comments asking her what gender she was and what the fuck was drawn on her face.

My internet is spotty, so I'm having difficulty archiving it.

Related:

But saying that I'm afraid of the rain? That really offended me.

LOL.

The user in question:

I highly doubt it is anyone from this thread. But if it is STOP IT YOU FAGGOT.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Idgi. She is constantly mentioning that she has a Kiwifarms thread, and then acts like someone who figured out her name must have a KF account? It's right there in the title. Any of the people she brags about her thread to (since she's obviously proud of it for some reason) can just glance at page one and see her name. It isn't rocket science Stephanie

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

When she said “it’s a good thing YouTube can’t smell,” I really felt that.

 

[often puzzled]

Related:

LOL.

If falling in a creek is a measure of druid-ness, then most children are a druid a thousand times over. What [non city-dwelling] child didn't spend a significant portion of childhood falling into various bodies of water?

Seriously, though, her life is so small (unlike the rest of her).

 

[JanuaryViolet]

She is burning stuff on a piece of unsupported cardboard on her sofa. I hope that apartment complex has good insurance.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

DAMN, how did she get SO HAIRY SO FAST? I don't think I've ever seen a pooner with chest hair up to her neck within a year.
There's no such thing as a "true trans," but having said that, this feels very much like Stephanie is taking hormones to show everyone how serious she is about being a troon. Something tells me she doesn't actually want her breasts to be covered in hair

Her "I wanna be a big hairy Viking" is 100% cope for the fact she'll never become the skinny twink of her dreams. Even in Picrew image creators that have hairy/bearded options so she can gender-blend to her liking, notice how she almost always opts to make a feminine looking avatar with like a token amount of facial hair.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Related:

LOL.

Shh; nobody tell Stephanie how you made a candle lantern out of a soda pop can back in 'Nam Girl Scouts.

 

[moorhen]

Staph performed her live ritual!

All that time (and presumably money) she spent on voice coaching to sound like a fat nana.

The breathlessness from doing nothing and losing her train of thought half way through a sentence really sells it too.
I kept expecting a nurse to appear behind her and go “let’s get you back in your chair”.