Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Coldgrip]

Grammar aside, "public schools" is such a pabulum answer that it probably applies to any congressional district that has more people than livestock. I really want to see someone hardball this loon: what are the top five issues in MA-8? How do you intend to address them? What differentiates your approach from the incumbent's? And frankly, that's not even "hardball" -- that's the simple basic foundation for a congressional campaign.

Does John even know what the word "incumbent" means?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Because that would require John to own actual tools. And know how to use them.

A damn shame. The only tools Wu has any kind of experience with are of the nice-guy variety.

 

[harry]

True, but astute statesman John Flynt has noted that SpaceX/"Wall Street"/Walmart never signed the treaty! They'll go up there and those rich executives will start hitting golf balls at Earth for fun, and there won't be anything anybody can do about it.

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Something that tickles me about all of this is that conventional weapons aren't banned in space. It's stationing weapons of mass destruction in space or on other bodies that's outlawed, otherwise by now every nuclear armed nation would probably have a few dozen nuke truck satellites keeping orbit just waiting for the apocalypse.

The whole idea behind kinetic bombardment weapons like Project Thor is that tungsten rods, or moon rocks, have never been classified as weapons of mass destruction no matter how fast they're moving. There's no treaty that prohibits them, that's the only reason they were even considered as a useful weapon. The fact that no nation picked up the technology and ran with it is pretty damning of its efficiency, and that's when considering their use from low earth orbit not from the fucking moon.

 

[Elbe]

Yes Brianna, self-esteem is often based on the most tragic of foundations.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

sometimes when I read what wu posts, I feel like ive just punched a downs syndrome kid in the face....

 

[girlwhateva]

Must be missing having a dick.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Clearly Twitter followers serve as Brianna's substitute penis.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Is this how you maintain tech cred?

 

[The Grimace]

Dunno if anyone's done this yet but I made a quick gif of "the snarl":

 

[Mola Ram]

And as always when I see the snarl...

 

[Von Clausewitz]

WHY CAN'T I STOP? WHY!?

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Good gods, that snarl.

I wonder how Frank can bear going to bed with that thing every night.

 

[deadcowcultist]

https://graphtreon.com/creator/user?u=439829
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The steady decline of the Wustan world

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Ah, Wu. Making the usual mistake a lot of her Millenial Peers make when it comes to Twitter.

Thinking followers give you any influence in the real world whatsoever.

Even if we played the morons game of how many Twits follow her, her real influence comes from retweets and likes.

So, of her 40k followers... 61 can be bothered to retweet her at her zenith on this matter.

That's 0.13% of her total followers willing to like and retweet her endless endless tweeting.

 

[Count groudon]

Dunno if anyone's done this yet but I made a quick gif of "the snarl":
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Doesn't she do one or two quick warm up snarls before the big one or is that just my imagination making this more horrifying.

 

[The Mountain]

There is another gif way back in this thread where she does a few horrifying facial tics before the big snarl, yeah. It's more evidence that Wu is in fact some kind of insect swarm that hollowed out a body and poorly attempts to pass as a real human.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Spoiler: Polling data is in John

 

[Particle Bored]

We have a tech subcommittee?

I'm sure he's refering to the Congressional Committee on Science Space & Technology, on whose site you can currently find this:

 

[Hellfire]

 

[dickwad]

Female engineer extraordinaire

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A fucking gip-screw or cutter head screw. WEW How does one google "headless hex screw". Even my 12 year old cousin know where to find these sort of screws for his RC car and he did. Like lordkat said just dremel that bitch and fix the threads by threading a nut from the clean side. Engineer my ass.

Edit: and just when I tough I was done @Hellfire brings another load of pain. Those screws are just few mm too proud. Just file them down. Covering the heads with sugru is like climbing a tree ass first. Don't make that a permanent installation by covering it by that normie shit. Normally I would't make this so big of a deal but when you are screaming your head off how engineer you are and do this shit, I can't handle it.