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Good gods, that snarl.
I wonder how Frank can bear going to bed with that thing every night.
Well...Their last place was a three bedroom. Who say's they slept in the same room?
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Good gods, that snarl.
I wonder how Frank can bear going to bed with that thing every night.
A mile wide rock fired from the moon travelling at mach 30 would be fucking devastating, so there is a glimmer of truth.
What Brianna failed to realise and hilariously subsequently doubled down on, was that the energy requirements to launch that amount of rock at that kind of speed are so utterly fucking ridiculous. You're basically accelerating several billion tonnes of material through the lunar escape velocity and then accelerating it further so that you can get to the earth in a reasonable timeframe and are doing so fast enough for the thick atmosphere of the Earth to not cockblock your destructive potential.
The energy spend required to do this is going to be in the region of 10^20 joules, all to do 10^15 joules of damage.
It's so phenomenally inefficient and wasteful in terms of the return that it makes Rev 60 look like a huge success.
Honestly I'm starting to believe that Frank is genuinely in love with Johnny boy. Unconditional love is the only possible reason I can imagine he'd hang with this abomination for as long as he has.Well...Their last place was a three bedroom. Who say's they slept in the same room?
Honestly I'm starting to believe that Frank is genuinely in love with Johnny boy. Unconditional love is the only possible reason I can imagine he'd hang with this abomination for as long as he has.
Rods from God? Really? An early 2000's DARPA feasibility study that turned into a brief sci-fi fad caused Wu to melt down? He melted down over kinetic bombardment? Further studies on THOR and other similar ideas essentially showed that the same job can be done at far lower cost with off the shelf weapons systems and that there are too many serious technical hurdles to overcome.
"Throwing rocks from the moon" was a central trope to Heinlein's (excellent) novel "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and while it would work if the rocks were big enough, why would we want to do such a thing when the existing and relatively cheap nuclear inventory we already have would work just fine? It was only a thing in that book because the people on the moon were rebelling and using a space elevator like system intended to send mined materials back to earth as a weapon to force Earth to leave them alone.
Sperging aside, I can't believe this of all things sent John into a REEEEEEE spiral on twitter.
Honestly I'm starting to believe that Frank is genuinely in love with Johnny boy. Unconditional love is the only possible reason I can imagine he'd hang with this abomination for as long as he has.
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Nothing like "restoring" a "classic" "racing" car with exposed silly putty.
How does Wu even think these "hearings" are going to work? Does she somehow think she can subpoena tech CEOs to appear? Even if you believe it's going on, there's no actual law prohibiting institutional sexism. Cases would have to be brought by the people actually discriminated against.
Even if by some miracle these hearings actually take place, nobody invited to testify will actually turn up because it's clearly supposed to be a witch hunt. Much easier just to say thanks but no thanks and let them harumph amongst themselves.
Maybe he's just into body horror flicks and Brianna is his personal embodiment of a David Cronenberg movie?I wonder how Frank can bear going to bed with that thing every night.
If you have to try to convince people you're smart and successful, you're not.
Normal people let their achievements and successes stand for themselves. The problem with John is he's tried buying success and achievements and still failed horribly. He has nothing to stand on that proves he's the amazing journalist, software engineer, etc he thinks he is. He wants others to see him as being amazing so he shouts into the twitter void to remind people.
Honestly I'm starting to believe that Frank is genuinely in love with Johnny boy. Unconditional love is the only possible reason I can imagine he'd hang with this abomination for as long as he has.
Yeah, fuck this. I'm going to move forward with my Farmer's PAC idea. Brianna Wu wants to stalk men in tech with congressional subpoenas to cause fucking Elevatorgates every day. She'd be another litigant terrorist fucking with random people.
Maybe he's just into body horror flicks and Brianna is his personal embodiment of a David Cronenberg movie?
This is something that I can hardly fathom...
Unless your name is Rockefeller, Trump or Clinton, your life just doesn't get any more privileged. John had rich parents, a good basic education and the doors were wide open for him to persue any career at the university that he wanted - his family's ties and money leisurely afforded him that. In 10 years and with multiple attempts, he came up empty handed.
His family gave him the opportunity to work as an intern in politics, something that could have opened up a whole career, but again, John came up empty handed...
He then burned a quarter of a million dollars on his own little company that ultimately achieved jack and fucking shit altogether.
At this point, John got into trouble with his family for being an irredeemable shithead and his family no longer wanted to sit idly by and watch - so he just cut his ties and went shopping for a trannychaser sugardaddy.
Now, he's married to a cashcow that not only provided him with a shitload of money for toys and free housing, but also enough money to try and make a new company. A company that wasted almost half a million dollars on a vanity game that is simply garbage from a pragmatic POV.
And everything about GSX is a fucking joke. The pc-port was in developement hell for years for no reason and was released on Steam in a glorious eyesore disco-inferno version.
So, in short:
John was born into a very privilged family, wasted their money and time on an education that netted him no degrees, failed in politics, failed as a entrepreneur, failed as a druggie (seriously, an Ambien addiction?), got himself a husband, failed as a wife (just look at all the filth in their house - also they lost their house, as @JSGOTI found out), failed as an entrepreneur again... and now he's setting himself up to fail at poltics... again.
Life hardly deals you a better hand than what John got, and he can't succeed at anything even once.
It's just absurd to think about how much of a failure John is.
An important aspect of the relationship between the Wus seems to be Frank is using Brianna as a lightning rod for negativity. He's a disgusting human being that not only deplatforms his ex-gfs but also goes out of his way to fuck with them socially.
The persona Frank is building for himself together with Brianna is that of the bumbling, nerdy, good-natured husband.
...then again maybe he would have ended up just as bad as he is now except living under a bridge and without the surgeries. In which case he still wouldn't be talking about supervillian moon rocks over twitter.
Holy shit...this is great.
*puts on the Outlandish-Theory-Goggles*I've long been of the opinion that Frank Wu is a deeply insecure man that needs to exert power over his partners. And Brianna Wu is such a singularly colossal fuckup that nobody else in the world would be as helpless without his money and connections. She'll never leave him; not like all the rest. She's terrible, but she's completely his.
There is, of course, an alternate theory brewing in my head lately. Not as likely, but much more amusing: Brianna Wu's failure *is* Frank's hobby. The shit ain't cheap, but lots of middle aged guys pick up expensive hobbies. Sports cars, model trains, fancy hookers... Frank Wu just wants to watch the pants-on-head exceptional efforts of his tranny trophy wife end in hilarious failure every single time. He snickers to himself as he cuts a cheque to whatever astroturfing business is going to get the signatures to get her on the ballot.