Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was Scottish?

Fat, speaking jibberish, wearing a dress?

He'd fit right in at a Celtic game.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What if Chris had a collab event with the artists of all the fan comics?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris had a collab event with the artists of all the fan comics?

The artists would all quit after Chris tells them to pay $1000 each for his contribution to the event.
What if Chris hosted the Oscars?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris hosted the Oscars?

There would actually be a reason to watch that shit.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris snorted cocaine?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

There is a science fiction story by the Polish writer Stanislav Lem about how an inventor creates a "mind-exchange-helmet", that is, a device, roughly resembling a stereotypical Viking helmet with horns (actual historical Viking helmets didn't have them), which transfers your mind into another person's body as soon as you butt the horns into their forehead and "sucks" their mind into your body. Just make sure to grab the helmet after the switch, otherwise you won't be able to transfer back.

What if Chris got hold of such a helmet?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

There is a science fiction story by the Polish writer Stanislav Lem about how an inventor creates a "mind-exchange-helmet", that is, a device, roughly resembling a stereotypical Viking helmet with horns (actual historical Viking helmets didn't have them), which transfers your mind into another person's body as soon as you butt the horns into their forehead and "sucks" their mind into your body. Just make sure to grab the helmet after the switch, otherwise you won't be able to transfer back.

What if Chris got hold of such a helmet?

Barb's mind is gone, so he wouldn't have anyone to switch with.

 

[ICametoLurk]

What if we dropped Chris from the Moon onto the Earth?

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

What if Chris started smoking weed?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris started smoking weed?

His Facebook updates would somehow become a hell of a lot more coherent.

What if Chris converted to Buddhism?

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

His Facebook updates would somehow become a hell of a lot more coherent.

Wouldn't surprise me. I bet weed would actually make him smarter and less :autism:.

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

What if Chris tried to start an anti-Trump riot in Charlottesville?

He'd get tired of walking/driving within 15 minutes and would probably stop after he realizes that starting a riot takes work.

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris still believed in the tooth fairy?

What if Chris was the Tooth Fairy in an ironic twist?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Chris was Scottish?

@Autphag

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Oh for fucks sake HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO NOTHING, we've been over this again and again and again. When will it stop? When will this thread stop. 577 pages and counting! 577 pages of questions with easily visible answers?

"What if chris..."

HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO FUCKING NOTHING

/thread

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got tricked into thinking the Nintendo Switch was an Xbox product and went out vandalizing Switch displays?

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris got tricked into thinking the Nintendo Switch was an Xbox product and went out vandalizing Switch displays?

I guess that would be an easy switch of his targets.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Oh for fucks sake HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO NOTHING, we've been over this again and again and again. When will it stop? When will this thread stop. 577 pages and counting! 577 pages of questions with easily visible answers?

"What if chris..."

HE WOULD SHIT HIMSELF AND DO FUCKING NOTHING

/thread

What if Chris told you to "lol calm down"?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris told you to "lol calm down"?

He'd shit himself and do nothing

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He'd shit himself and do nothing

Actually yeah this is accurate tbh