Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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The Cunting Death said:
Holy fuck dude shave your shitty beard.
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I honestly don't know if he looks more like the sped he is with or without the beard.

What he really needs to do is get those godawful teeth de-scaled and polished before they rot out of his jaws.
 
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Alex has made a video ending the war with Kiwi Farms.
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KIWI FARMS WINS AGAIN!
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Has Alex ever been diagnosed as manic/depressive or bipolar? It sure looks like someone on the downward swing of a cycle after the manic phase of the last few weeks.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Has Alex ever been diagnosed as manic/depressive or bipolar? It sure looks like someone on the downward swing of a cycle after the manic phase of the last few weeks.
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I think it just a combination of anxiety and low IQ. He makes up some crazy allegations/story, people point out how crazy and stupid it is, he either relents or doubles down until he eventually has to face he was wrong. Rinse and repeat.
 
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I cant be the only one with this thought.
If this was a mugshot and i had to guess the crime, it would be CP.
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They look like theyre brothers, only time will tell if Nick Bate remains the worse of them.
WE MUST CROWD FUND DNA TESTING!!!!
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.
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It does. A loli is some cartoon depiction of a girl, a prepubescent girl.
Or for the sake of argument, someone with the features of a prepubescent girl.
If someone tells you they find that sexually attractive, the look of a prepubescent girl to be arousing, what are they? Exactly?

Yeah, a paedophile. Lolicons and shotacons are paedophiles.
Waddle along the thin line all you like, bring up rare medical conditions which causes someone in their 30s to still look 12, if you're attracted to those features, you are a fucking paedophile. End of the story.
Unlike real people, I think it could be possible for lolishit freaks to reprogram their brains. The speedrun meta is jumping off a tall building. Consider that.
 
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.
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Lolicon, by definition, is an attraction to young girls. The word literally comes from Lolita, the novel where a grown man is obsessed with a 12-year-old girl.

So, yes, Alex. You are a pedophile and pedos go in the woodchipper.
 
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I don't think any other alternative would ever top the current profile pic. Since the thread's inception this was considered the definining image of Alex, it's an artwork whose retardation is impossible to describe, it's as iconic as the profile pic of that BPD bitch who cut Josh's name on her knees. This is the peak of verified halalcows.
 
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Alex Hogendorp said:
I just don't know how to respond to this. Some people just dismiss it with that term while others agree it's synonymous with pedophilia. I will admit it's extremely absurd. But if you want to call me one, fine.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA look at your fucking profile details lmao holy shit. Thank you so much, Null.
 
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Also. I'm not actually a pedophile. A real pedophile is way more sick than that.
Alex Hogendorp said:
I was given a chance to explain myself. I don't plan to keep using the farms but I will stop crying about people who call me a pedophile. If lolicon fits the description of pedophilia. Then I'm by definition a pedophile.
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From Wikipedia
Pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Although girls typically begin the process of puberty at age 10 or 11, and boys at age 11 or 12. psychiatric diagnostic criteria for pedophilia extend the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13. People with the disorder are often referred to as pedophiles
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You don't have to rape a kid to be a pedophile.
 
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