Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

"Since the day I was conceived..." That's such strange imagery. He should have said "Since the day I was born..."
Trust Endor to make it creepy and gross.

"Since the day my mom had too many Mai Tais on date night and convinced a cowering yet aroused Greg to let her reverse-cowgirl ride him like a mechanical bull, my mom has been my rock."

And that image of Jeannette at the end... Major "Hide the pain" face.

Almost like she knows that Saltine is going to grow up with no identity other than what he derives from her.
 
Sander is pushing 30 and "still figuring stuff out". Is he still going to be "figuring stuff out" at 50 ?
I question the need for someone so simple to "figure stuff out". Some men belong with a sack of coal on each shoulder and a wife teaching sunday school. Reba would be happy with an unexamined life because there's nothing in his brain to examine.
He is obviously her least favourite child, yet he blatantly wants to be the favourite.
It's the gritty reboot of Arrested Development Christopher Nolan was paid to not make.
 
Zanzibar wants you to speak on behalf of his loved ones.
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This is "barrie rose", a pooner with her tits yeeted
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I question the need for someone so simple to "figure stuff out".
Nobody ever really does. You're either on track and getting things done or living a respectable but quiet life or you're not doing those things. It's just a thing people say when they think someone is wondering what the fuck this sad sack is doing with their time when they're past 25 with nothing to show.
 
Zanzibar wants you to speak on behalf of his loved ones.
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This is "barrie rose", a pooner with her tits yeeted
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What a cute lil’ pooner! And what a delicious irony to hear two non-men talk about “men speaking up”.

(Hearing Sander talk about “reproductive rights” is like hearing a fish talk about the importance of stretching after you run a marathon. It’ll never cease to make me chuckle.)

I reckon part of why Sander is such a cuck and tries to be such a good ally, isn’t just because he’s trying to make mommy notice him and love him.

It’s also because he’s LAZY. Being an adult, making a life for yourself is HARD. But why work on trying to have a career and a normal life, when you can LARP as the bestest ally?

Maybe that’s why he always looks like he’s about to cry. Why he always has that “I’m so happy I wish someone would kill me!” grin.

He knows he’s living his life as the side character to some fags or pooners story, and somehow realizes that ain’t no way to live.
 
To be fair to Samantha, it's not entirely his fault that he speaks in corpo language about his own persona and projects. It's everywhere. If you try to start a small business, like really small thing for extra money, you're only finding advise that's targeted to big enterprises.

The whole "where you see you in x years" or "what are your long-term goals" is corpo speak because for a big corporation with dozens of people, you need to set up the plans to the future because that's when you're getting back your investment. It's also to organize all that people into one single goal.

Sushi already has clients, money, and a certain fame. This project looks more like vanity project than something most people do to get a living. Also, a person his age considers a "long term plan" to buy a house, getting married, and having kids, something I am sure he's not planning to do with his current girl. But current day society doesn't really consider that. That "figuring out things" is just a way to say "keep looking around and keep consuming things" without much direction. Gonna be fair and say that, for a man his age, he is on the right track, but everything around him is telling him not because there are full economies sustained on people feeling bad about themselves, Sandro's job included.
 
(Hearing Sander talk about “reproductive rights” is like hearing a fish talk about the importance of stretching after you run a marathon. It’ll never cease to make me chuckle.)
Kinda funny he thinks he has any place to talk about reproductive rights, considering he actively cheers on his younger brother's castration lol
 
“My family supports me! Still figuring out my career!”

YOURE 27 FFS! What do you mean, you’re “still figuring it out”?! Does he even have a job?
Grinder's job is to be the world's most insufferable jew.

On a more serious note, has he ever admitted to taking SSRIs? Grinder has that SSRI 1000 yard stare. We know he's a therapy faggot, and he has mommy issues. Seeing the cornucopia of meds they had Jaron on, I put the odds that he's on some form of antidepressant at 99.999% (with a 0.001 chance of error).
 
Maybe she just wants a guy who is totally whipped.

SnoCone's face is in the dictionary next to "whipped."

If she cheated on him, Snaffle would apologize to her.

I can imagine him making one of his videos about it. "When my girlfriend cheated on me, at first I was mad, but then I learned to realise I wasn't listening and supporting her polyamoury, it's so hard to realise these things in this society. Now I'm happier than ever watching Tyrone bang my girlfriend while I hold her hand"
 
I can imagine him making one of his videos about it. "When my girlfriend cheated on me, at first I was mad, but then I learned to realise I wasn't listening and supporting her polyamoury, it's so hard to realise these things in this society. Now I'm happier than ever watching Tyrone bang my girlfriend while I hold her hand"
Sooner or later she’ll catch on to the fact that Sander only seems to be able to have an erection and keep it hard after a family dinner with Jeanette.

Poor woman. Can you imagine her gyno? “None of this makes sense! It’s like your vagina just gave up the will to live!” Until Sander pops in his head to say that they’re running late for their lunch date with mom, and everything just clicks into place for the doc.

I suppose there’s good reason for optimism though. If Sander can score a Florida 6, there’s hope for all incels. There’s a chick just broken enough for them. Somewhere.

He's hinting at the issues with the pregnancy with the twin syndrome.
All of this will only get worse with time as Grif(?) manages to adult, graduate law school and become a lawyer, and Sander is still “figuring it out”.

He’s of course so pumped with fake positivity that he’ll never manage to piece the puzzles together: “I’m angry because I’m jealous of my brother and the rest of my siblings, and I wish they were also giant fuckups!”

Instead he’ll keep floundering along and blame his increasing anxiety and depression on everything but himself and the fucked childhood he had.

EDIT: Not trying to encourage anything, but I’ll bet you Sander is so easy to troll. Just leaving a comment like “why do you always look like you’re about to cry?” Will get his noggin’ jogging’ for days and make him do a “response video” a few days later about how he’s SOOO happy and grateful, or “Resting Sad Face! A male issue that isn’t talked about enough!”
 
Sander does look like his dad, but his father is actually handsome.

Sometimes it happens: an attractive parent has a child looking exactly like them, but ugly. Genetics are weird.
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I think that she realized early on that Jazz was gay
Not this fucking stupidity again.
 
Peppermint got married.

He didn’t, it’s part of a storyline for some bizarre show he’s in. His ‘fiancé’ is already married to a man. The article is so strange, it discusses preppermints wedding like it’s a real event but also references show writers and actors involved in the fictional storyline. Is this what the news is now?
 
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