Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[break these cuffs]

What do we think of Pat's culinary artistry?

I best Fat Rick didn't even activate those almonds.

 

[AltisticRight]

For fun I decided to look up different random foods to see what dishes Pat has cooked up, I found a few:
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What do we think of Pat's culinary artistry?

Bonus #covidtakeout (the only time Pat ever used that tag):
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Much more of his food posting is from restaurants and bars than home-cooked, as you'd expect.
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And from 2020-2022, he used "walnut" as an insult. I wonder why he stopped.
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>Imagine eating this good

 

[Maude Snew]

pretty sure it's really him better down that percentage bro

It did see Kyle but I did nazi that coming, that's hitlerious.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Russell Greer brings up Patrick in court documents and asserts that it's Kiwi Farms swatting Patrick

What a lie! The only one of us who'd ever "swat" Patrick is a certain Bonglander. And he wouldn't actually be swatting Patrick's rear end. He'd be doing...other things...with his wiener in Patrick's bum

What do we think of Pat's culinary artistry?

That Beef Wellington is even worse than a war crime. You could show that to the Japanese army occupying Nanking in the 1930's and even they would agree it'd be too cruel to inflict that on anyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Much more of his food posting is from restaurants and bars than home-cooked, as you'd expect.

Why do fat retards like Rick always insist on posting completely mundane meals? Who cares? We know you eat, we can tell just by looking at your fat face.

"Facism" said the alleged author.

That's one of those misspellings that show that not only are you illiterate, but you don't even know the origin of the word fascism or its identifying symbol, its history before fascism, and ongoing use for nonfascist purposes. So not only can't you spell, you also certainly know literally nothing about actual fascism.

 

[FinnSven]

Why do fat retards like Rick always insist on posting completely mundane meals? Who cares? We know you eat, we can tell just by looking at your fat face.

That's one of those misspellings that show that not only are you illiterate, but you don't even know the origin of the word fascism or its identifying symbol, its history before fascism, and ongoing use for nonfascist purposes. So not only can't you spell, you also certainly know literally nothing about actual fascism.

He doesn’t even know how to be a fat shit.

The one thing he undeniably is.

 

[Divine right to rule]

That's one of those misspellings that show that not only are you illiterate, but you don't even know the origin of the word fascism or its identifying symbol, its history before fascism, and ongoing use for nonfascist purposes. So not only can't you spell, you also certainly know literally nothing about actual fascism.

To be fair, 98% of people using the word with the correct spelling also fall into this category.

It is a completely worthless word in political discussion now.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

It is a completely worthless word in political discussion now.

Oh no, I find it very worthwhile as a way to learn who the idiots and the communists are. We clearly know which one Patrick is.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

What do we think of Pat's culinary artistry?

The unwellington may be the worst upfront, but that tuna salad sandwich thing gets worse the longer you look at it. It's what you'd get if you asked AI to generate an image of "healthy food so my atalkers won't think I'm a fat slob who only eats slop"

 

[femoralcanal]

Crossposting from the Snackie thread because this deserves to be shown to everyone who follows the Fattyverse.

@Hitlerswag420 once more bringing everyone the good stuff: official army documents showing Snackie was reprimanded for redeeming a soldier's jizz while on duty.

While married. While gorilla armed.


https://filepimps.com/e/808
https://archive.is/wip/lR5B2

 

[A.P. Hill]

I’d sign a petition to deport Fatrick to Mexico.

Even the cartels didn't do anything heinous enough to deserve Fatrick. Send him to one of those rocky islands in the middle of the Atlantic, and see if this tough guy can survive with just his bare hands that he oinks about so much.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Even the cartels didn't do anything heinous enough to deserve Fatrick. Send him to one of those rocky islands in the middle of the Atlantic, and see if this tough guy can survive with just his bare hands that he oinks about so much.

NOOOOOO little baby child, it is not MEEEE who is on an island, it is YOOOOO. Enjoy island, stlaker.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Shamelessly ripped from Owen A Forrems user Dirty Diaper Alchemist, I present to you all Skibidi Rick.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Here's all the politisperging ragepigging + 1 enjoy prison from Rick before he went to bed. He's very assmad to the point that he replies to himself too.

Spoiler: Hampage

Assmad to chubby-cheeked Vance.
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Instances of 2025 which Piggy Ricky replies to himself. Closer to home in terms of screeching into a void. Nice try, stupid retard.


In conclusion, Rick is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

Snackie uses Her huge disgusting catcher mitt poo hands to fist Ricky Three-chins while Niggers fart in his Wife's vagina.

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

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Genuinely the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all week. I cannot get through this without bursting out laughing. Can’t even make it past “disgusting catcher mitt poo hands” most times

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

WE are the patriots and YOU are the traitors, child!

Also Pat.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Also Pat.

Pat suggesting he'd join for food is just peak Pat tbh.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Pat suggesting he'd join for food is just peak Pat tbh.

Makes him more Rick than he is. He join causes merely for food, and the striking opportunity to hunt down niglets for artisanal niggeroni.

 

[RollingRock2]

Most of the blacks in Canada are africans or haitians. They are much less domesticated than the truant african american children he is used to preying upon. He might struggle to secure his ingredients unless he expanded to grind Pajeets into currywurst. Enjoy food poisoning.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Russell Greer brings up Patrick in court documents and asserts that it's Kiwi Farms swatting Patrick
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Even Russel Greer thinks you're a lolcow, Rick. How does it feel knowing you paid $83,736.99 when Greer has (so far) only racked up $774.75? Even your sanctions are fat!