Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If you're looking at activity that's less than a 7 or 8 on the Richter scale, you can conclusively eliminate Patrick as the source.
Update on this. Patrick may be in Southeast Asia:
BANGKOK (AP) — A powerful earthquake rocked Myanmar and neighboring Thailand on Friday, destroying buildings, a bridge and a dam. At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar, where photos and video from two hard-hit cities showed extensive damage. At least eight died in the Thai capital, where a high-rise under construction collapsed.

The 7.7 magnitude quake, with an epicenter near Mandalay, Myanmar ‘s second largest city, struck at midday and was followed by a strong 6.4 magnitude aftershock.

The full extent of death, injury and destruction was not immediately clear — particularly in Myanmar, one of the world’s poorest countries. It is embroiled in a civil war and information is tightly controlled.
 
Pat is sweating harder than usual about these deportations.
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Pat would put every single troll in CECOT without question or trial

No, his fantasy also involves being able to stand up in court and move the judge (and everyone else) to tears with the recitation of his plights. He's a published author/famed stand-up comedian, you know, he is well aware of the power of words and will no doubt craft a devastating victim impact statement to gayly lisp out.
 
No, his fantasy also involves being able to stand up in court
i dont believe he actually enjoys being in court. hes never had a positive experience!

he would however write a dramatic little autobiography to rival that of Anne Frank, chronicling the perilous times he had to hide under the floorboards fart blanket from the stalker pizzas
 
For fun I decided to look up different random foods to see what dishes Pat has cooked up, I found a few:
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What do we think of Pat's culinary artistry?

Bonus #covidtakeout (the only time Pat ever used that tag):
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Much more of his food posting is from restaurants and bars than home-cooked, as you'd expect.
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And from 2020-2022, he used "walnut" as an insult. I wonder why he stopped.
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